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On Tuesday.eve the night was fair ~ The chimes had rung 10 times plus once In Bernadine the women did'rare\

The memorial men they would trounce.

The army quickly dressed, the uniforms were pressed The jeans, the jacks, the Sweatspits and shoes The amo was heavy, powder, perfume and all '

' ' brand of icky-goes.

Together we stand, MaCDonald did cry Oh but Karen, we soon would divide to arms! To arms! Trowsdale did scream

‘0h if Debbie had only seen

The den was dark and'quiet, the enemy was asleep it did seem

But it was too deathly still, the silence was sickly and so was the next scene . . . . ..

The”ligﬁigyfiashéd on as in we did Chargei”” With a loud scream the doors wide open did fly

,Oh, Oh, girls looks like its do, or die I!

They grabbed, they fought and shaving cream ran‘ Powdered sprinkled and water poured ~ But alas, we never past lst floor their;armyuwasm%%rbﬁg5it:mhst have been 200 to 1 I'm sure ( " ‘4 ' V f‘ But it's hard to tell from the shower floor!!

Then Kappos flashed his little act »

Like a foreign sports car, sleek, Greek and Compact! Filippone's teeth are n0w white from cdgate thick! So are his eyes, ears and maybe'hiS‘4—-! (nose). The'girré‘jbiﬁéd in’for’.”é féﬁ‘sni‘ckefg“ "

As we sure did douce good ole Mark Vickers

The Fonze was cool, and for-the next ten days His face will be ready for an Aqua—velva shave He's not the only one who sampled the cream

Dan Hughes, the Don, sure smelled nice and clean Little“Dennisewﬁébeﬁfeifnuhis make—up cream £5 WfthoUt Mike wsagh to the rescue he would ' have beenrour cover—girl queen.

But...the retaliation was quick you can bet, 7 Like the kind with an olive, our dry Martina soon ' _ would be wet. 3 Connie idnkletter was decked Out like a lumberjack She lost count of buckets and shaving cream smacks Claire and Beth and Cathy and Kris, they sure wouldn't miss _ Miss they didn't and smack they went into the mud sea pits. ‘ . 7 But they say, you know, mud is good for zits.

There was Eldon on 3rd with buckets high in the air As his bed was being ambushed by girls who dared And of course their's Gordie with his X—rated flash Those pictures should be worth some cash$$

To the end we did struggle, our courage raw

'Til the men did cheat and call in heavy artillery Big Bobbie and his saw! ' \'

Mike and Jimmy and Kennan, you never fear,

We'll get you back if it takes all year.

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