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Ellen's Diary

8s By m Island Fania": Wife saoeraotsa’

When making excuse to us about their late returning tonight. as folks will though not at fault, Karo- lyn declared that she “didn't want to stay to dance, but did just to please Rob." and both came home from a post-nuptial shower in the community looking as though they had thoroughly enjoyed their out- ing. Still us KJTOIXII said tying on an apron and putting an ycust culie to dissolve in preparation for her bread-mixing, "This sort of takes

SKIRT LENGTHS TO REMAIN UNCHANGED

Montrealsllnswer to that persist- ent question, "what shall I be wear- ing in thc spring?" was given here rccciitlv when the Montreal Fnsh- un» Group put on a display that pwnttd to fcminity and elegance thc style standard . \Vith the show tho city also stake a claim 1-» fishion originality.

S; rt lengths remained about un- thc fun out of things!" Then she ' ogctl. Now that women hu\c laughed and commented, "but I .lt\‘ n uscd t0 111cm, they tend in ,dcn't. mind-not. if it turns out

lll‘l'l present lengths as "graceful wvell." And Jumes turned to nic wt! Just Illwllt right." slernly with: "Ellen. why didn't The stole uppenrcd in cvcigvthing you have that done‘? You could fiulll flimsy lzicc to twceds. Th» have, you h;1\'=~n't been doing n t-ztwt» collar turncd thc finniliur thing!" It. was curious that James line cont into a swzish- should say’ the like. since anyone

number fit for a gay 1 who bus conic up through the long

- _ ._\e:irs. \\'ith eyes to sec, should know .\i‘<'l\lii’\1‘s shmvcd a tendency to phat of mnny places. a discerning szzmv more culling with the muf- mothcr-in-lznv >h0uld rcfruin from

fivtt up look giving \'t‘2l_\ to thc lliff‘l'llllg ltcr ll‘lT\llS into hcr dznxgh- lurt- thruul. i ll‘l‘~lll-lt'.l\\"S tlotmh. l-"is-liitin llllfbi into prints l£l|lil<l ' ° '

nu: from cxtilif- Pcrsizin patterns to‘. One hzis only in plvlltc and cun-

aw lll"|l'l\' dcsicns. Bu! fur women hcmplatc thc disastrous l‘t‘Lll|l;~

\\l.n tirsirc them. thc floral pnt- llrrre might be. Now. if out of

iirns showed a new pcrfct'tioii,'-,tlu‘ kindhcss of hci‘ hcnri. nnrl

‘-‘..n_v cvt-iving drcsscs stop short with a {iardoncd bit of ns.uruncc.|

(ll ihn ankle uhilc nnklc SlFiipS of shc took ovci- thc mixing nt such l the csscnce »:'n tipportuniiy and thc brcnd turn- , dnintinm. ‘wi out to be cxccllcnl. one could

cf . lfltshions have taken the suit and lctisily‘ envision the cmbzirrussitig

,l‘flflllil"ti ii for round-thedflock use. ‘situation that might occur should

Thrniuzlh-tii the mode. simplicity is the husband reach out for n soc-l ' more pleasant ‘onrt slicc with obvious cniqvmcnt! more ‘lo bc close-textured and listless. how quickly the oldcr ones reputa- ,_ _ _ _ . _ , _ _ g _____ lion would lower! And for a more ,w@oe<e>oo@oi~s»oo@ow Hcgilimzitc cvctisc. was the lntcr-

lv v , csting book I ‘ind pichcd up ftftcr i Cook s Corner i‘

I thc children were in bcd und Jnmcs l filhmfiJ- qs-iécoqti-riw‘

lchcising drcamr on thc couch. iii hnd scon put zill stich tasks out of

l mind. It was n Scottish tnle. which hlDNLY CREOLE carried me fnr auuy to thc- heath-i I mqf 1min?‘- TF-(‘lillll mooilxs. to the '£\\"llll[tlll|l‘ t C...) n,“ , W) [at nirns to v- cinriwi mu us ory 1'1 " Uni“, m; not; ‘n; thc Auld Lzinrl across the sczi. ,‘, ‘ \. “W, t. “Mo” ,'l'hoti_;h snug and comlorlnblc wc " ‘ ' ' ‘ zi Rob's unrni mid f|0odcd' , m) ~ It _ uieic l . L 1,3 13'“ e1 b)" new lights, whcsr‘ itingit‘ ;\"c

.i \\'ul‘;€s16r: tire saurc and pepper and other ses- ig as desired. I Wm" klcmey‘ cm ?“'“-" fab mbeN Before lhc clnldrcns‘ hcd-timvj “I'd "'€"'brmw‘ s?“ and ‘Heal? thcrc had bccn Jamie's lesson to: Eidtjlwibtlilidfzy all?! orgilmido. with his ' other an inlcrestcfl It... aosa w.er .. mud (eammpaq Cow'- ughtvv (n? (llicriillldlinhelfolio?‘litfgk-lxlitifc" ' ‘ ‘~‘ ‘ "u _" ., '|_: '5 1119" "mm meat '5 tender‘ ‘flmut 1"’ c-xzihiplc. pointrd out cnch word hem“ Son's On wmll- held: 51X with u fat forc-fingct- nnd of his serungs.

lJilI1ll("$ and thc smaller fellows dc- l light, and presently silcnt and still. o a -

as wr-ll. Then with a ncw and fns- cinnting construction sci, there hnd been a spell of building. all of which was happy". though we expected lending up to n time of concern. "New? I said brightly. seizing on a convenient pause in thcir activ- ity. wcll pusl their tisunl retir- ing, to bring their tiight-clothcs. But Jennie was "not one bit sleepy yet!" and James commenter! dole- fully from Robs armchair with n rcsignzition thzit would willingly ni- low small ones to rcniziin up lllllll morning. “Ellen. you nccdn't try it --—_vou ntriy ris well ll"L them be!"

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D. C. William!

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l. What. is wrong with this sen- rcnce “Mr. Smith never referred 1o it in his letter.“

“flint is thc correct. pronunc- ‘r asculitlc"‘.’

-l\ one of these words ls nnssileilrdi‘ 'l‘nzi.ngle, tripliclty, tri- archy. tizmif.

4. What. (I065 the word "OSLTHV/ Never before in his nearly two l$ii1"tll€flll'.' _\'|,£1l‘S of living hnd the younger 5 Vii“. i. is a word beginning ind been El\\'tly from thc care of

onc or thc other of his parents m bed-time. and the dimples becumc hidden, as a face grcw sober. lt was Jamie who saved a situation. which eusily could have become most embarrassing to nil. Quickl;

uith as! that means "hypocrisy"? ANSWERS

~Prrmouuce the l as in in, not as in Inna l}. 'l"r1umph. 4. Exclusion by general consent from common pri- YilCLjES. favor, etc. "She was deeply nffecfetl by this social oslracism"

.. Dissimulntion,

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DOROTHY DIX SAYS-

Husband Versus Buby

Wife Should Give Preference To Grown-up "Child"

DEAR DOROTHY DIX: I have two babies. my husband and my 6- months-old son. When Ithey make conflicting demands on my time and attention, I iltnrt know which to give preference to. What is your ad~ vicc’? _ MRS. II. T. \'l'cll. if 1 were you. I think 1 would give preference You can find plenty of reliable women to whom you cnn trust your G-months-old son, but you can't find any reliable woman with whom it is safe to leave your hus- band. Furthermore. it is u lot more important to keep your husband amused nnd pncificd than it is your little son, for nu infant in the crib stays put, but. a neglected husband steps out.

Many women ncvcr perceive this. 'I‘hc~ir first baby looms so big on their horizon thnt it blots out the rcst of thc world. and they lose sight of their husbands com- pletely and ncvcr sec them again cxcept as the baby's father. And it is Iwhcn a mun finds out that his wifc has no time for him. and that. his lnosc has bccn put pcrinniiontly out of joint by the little strungcr—-\vho Its zibsorbing hcr every thought—thnt hc begins straying away from his town hczn-thstonc in search of diversion.

. PITERNAL SMALL BOY '

l You scc. thc thing that wives forget is the eternal smuli boy who ‘hvcs don n in thc depths of CV01)‘ man's soul to the day of his death. [A mun ncvcr rcnll) grows up. No niatlcr how old hc is. ho wants to be ébnblcd nnd pelted and coddied. He wants his wifc to be interested in ‘iewtgvthing hc (luvs nnd to jolly him nnd mukc a fuss over him.

Sn, hlrs. ll. '11, if you want to kccp your husband happy, mnkc just us much ovcr him as you did bcforc the ndvcnt. of his deadly rival. 'i‘rc:it him ns your big bnby and let him have first cull on your time and zittcntion. nnd all will be wcll.

DEAR DOROTHY DIX: I have been married for two years and have a finc husband and n baby girl. I am 20 yczn-s old. The trouble is lhnt I spend my time wishing I were single zignin. I keep thinking 0f fill lltt‘ llllllils I could do and thc pleasure 1 could ltave if I were not married. zind I run filled with ntisery and discontent.

I keep telling myself that I have no right to feel this way and that ‘I should be ashamed of itiysclf. but I just can't help it. Can you hclp

ANSWER: to my big bnby.

V _ DISCONTLNTEL) .\NS\\l5ll: Probably 5O per cent of married couples g0 through this phnsc of FCQYCIIHIQdIICW murriugc and wishing they were single ngmn, and if nnirringc licenses had return coupons attached to them. many a young couple would turn buck before oven the honeymoon were over.

l-‘orltmntcly, houcvcr, this mood posses. The prisoners of love custom thcmschcs t0 n more sedate gait than they used to travcl. Also, thcy find lllill lhcrc urc conxpcnsfitions for all they have lost, and so ihcy scitlc dou n into huppy husbands and wivcs.

.\nrl for your comfort. pour. little, (liscontented wifc. rcflcct that nu lot in lzff‘ i5 ncr perfect. There is always a fly Ill thc ointment. You nre unhappy now liccilllnf‘ you pinc for your girl-hood frccdom for iour Qwfl litucs. for pretty clothes; but if ,\ou could wish yourself back

hccntisc you would bc longing for lovc, for marriage. for the feel of little nrtns about your ncck, for the safety of n home nnd n good man to

The only way lo happiness is to lcarn to be contented with “ha! we have nnd nuikc thc best of il,

l3l.'.\ll MISS Ltl.\'; Ito you bchcvcvin acting just. as you [m1 “kc ticlingl‘ ' _ GEORGE H. r ANS“ LR: llcuvctis, no. lt has taken centuries of civilization to l keep us front bring absolutely ourselves and touching us to put g n». i straint upon our actions. We work when we feel like loafing. We put ion u smile when we fccl grouchy and gloomy. We force ourselves ‘.0 spcnk plczisunifv when we would like to howl and svlvenr. We throw out our chcsts zind put on a bravo front. when inside we are quuking i with terror. ‘ l In a uord. we control ourselves-our appetites. our passions our , tongues and try to act as we should and not as we feel like acting. That is uhy our fellow creatures can endure us end we have a fcw fricnds.

lcven thc unlricing of n shoc to mc. a distnnt comnhniity. Only recoup ‘Ewn lhcn it took ccrtnin strutcgy ly. indeed it was late in the old nnd bntcd brcnlhs to huve him fin- your that these two launched their ;\]]_‘,' tucknd up and content in his barque to sail life's sea together. m; and in no time asleep. Dcs- So neighbors and friends from ccnding the stairs, James whisper- ncnrhy and fnrthcr zificld for- od, “Ellcn. that was a miracle!" gathered to offer their felicitutions thcn nddcd churiictcristically: "But and to rejoice with this jyoung cou- \\'l\illP\'(‘l‘ shall uc do if he wak- plc in thcir nevcly-found happiness. ,Q1-s‘."' And chumcteristically’ I left A marriage is a momentous event, ltlmt to a future lhnt happened to a time of affection and kindness,

' be kind. of hopes and dreams. i I I O

‘ _ And what of today's farm-work honor of one of our mail couriers. my Alcierlea? Leaving us for a pep {d good fcllow and his bride, from 10d this afternoon‘ Jock we“ m ' his “toad-cutting and James to keep a. tryst-of-sorts, one he has kept through many a long year. llrybetook himself to Mr. Bfs. close by Rob's, there to assist at n butchering which will supply meat for a number of barrels. There was Mr. B.'s own fat pig. flfld taking advantage of the occas- ion and the opportunity to usc a farmer's boilcr- u convenience we now lack-James took along n cur- cuss. and there too. crossing n field, Rob camc- with one of his to be scolded and dressed. I sus- pect. that both this afternoon and lofiight “a good time was had by u n

Until tomorrow . Good-night.

- l . _ The showcr this evening was in

. Diary . . .

MATES FAULTS OFTEN VIRTUES

When women take down QM!’ hair and complain about their hus- band's faults It's amazing h'ow of- ten the “faults" are virtues car- ried to extreme says a vivomun com- mentator.

There's the good provider. who lets business so absorb him that he never has uny time for his‘ family.

There's the "devoted son," so de- voted to Mama he is forever at his mother's beck and call, much to his wife's annoyance.

There's the "stay-at-home hus- band", so much a "family man" he never wants to go out with his wife.

There's the sociable "llfe-of-the- party’ husband" who.isn't happy un- less he's In a crowd and who ts forever suggesting that the “crowd" wind up u party at. his house.

There's the father who wants thc best for his kids-to the point of spoiling them by giving them too much. And the father who goes to the other extrenw, figuring that because he had tough sledding when he was a kid. his own chil- dren should do likewise.

Since that in l0, it isn't too shocking to read that a wife re- cently divorced her husband be- cause he was u teetotaler. It seems even that virtue can be carried too . fur. Thin husband walked out on n New Your‘: Eve party to “pray for the sinners“ he left. behind. Hts wife thought that Wu "extreme cruelty" and the judge who grant- ed the divorce declared, "Thil cou-

THE GUARDIAN. CHARLOTTETOWN

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Legends

Of

P. E. Island

By Uncle Joe

THE IRON MAN

The Iron Man lived in King's County. People called him The Iron Mun because he possessed an extraordinary constitution. If he were living today they'd cafl hhn a superman.

This quaint old fellow was a bachelor and lived by himself, save for his animal friends: a fine French-line stallion; a couple of dogs; a male pig of huge size, _with grout tusks protruding from its lower jaw; n milk cow with such u flow of milk that hc nicknamed her his "milk wagon": and a dozen or so hens that laid l|l(‘ll‘ eggs in fnvoritc IIOOliS throughout the house. They uli lived together on n little farm.

Tire iron Mun had no dcsirc for tobacco or those who used it. But he liked his litiuur, tht- stronger thc bcttcr. It. took n grout. rlcal of the stuff lo put him in his cups, ns the saying goes; fllltl it is claimed that. when in u hilarious tondition. ho could perform thc most tinusual stunts. stich as walking about on ltis hands with his feet. thrown high in the air. At other times hc would have n flnir for fighting. More than one mun of the scttlc- mcnt in which hc livcd went home to his family the worse for battle. Sometimes his ticighbors would flung up on The Iron Man, resolved to give him a 300d sound drubbing; but, try as they would, thc old fcl~ l°“' fllwitys got the better of the lot in thr- lung run.

It was said of him that he could fight nil night and work n1] dam

Onc cold winter's day The Iron

3M" E01 ltlgh in Georgetown. On lll- “'41.” home he rollcdqoff the slcigh and slcpt all night on .1

patch of icc. \\’hen they found him llt'.\'l morning hc wns frozen solid- vdmlo thc icc. the unrmth of his ‘v.0 _\ having thnwcrl quite a hQlQ in 1‘.._ And he uns frozctt almost as all‘! 11S“ lKlkcr-I- that is. all but his (‘Inc of his fzntnful dogs had nktwl it lhurotighly and oficm

l‘ "P" they gm the old fcllow buck to In shack and thawed hhn out. as host 111.... voukp b‘, rubbing his fcct nntl hnnds with snow, they ordcrcd him to bod,

l "Bed!" hc bellowed. , "Who's M10111 to bcd in the (lflXflfIlC? I've isrhcgit 0f work ziwtiitin‘ me Dutsidc. ignl" 331‘! fcklfirs “dndlSl trot. along , ‘i ‘Err ms wi b ft fiddle." e ' as "' Tltc old fellow didn't evcn catch

a cold from that horrible ovperl. encc.

The folltnving summer hc lost an Pyt‘ whcn thc stallion. which hc had bccn lczicinig tn water. suddenly flushed its bridlctl head against the hcad of its mrislcr. Pnrt of the strcl bit gauged his cyc right out. lJvlfl he gn to r-(‘n n dot-mp?

l\ot. old Iron Mnn. ltc simply put a piccc of rag in thc socket and called it .1 “fust-rutc job."

Some months afterward he was zittnckcd and bitten by his mulc- fricnd. the swine. The animal was p‘. t1 bad mood nt thc timc: and. 170F102 those dcndLv tusks into The ion Mans thigh. lttld it. open in R 10111;. Ugh’ gash that went right to the bone.