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‘Thic page is bumewr for the sake of humour.

‘The opinions expressed here are not neccessarily the opinions of The Ges or the Engineering Society and aay not

necesecsrily be opinions at sll. Any fools who take Chis page seriously and offend themselves should start trying to develop # sense of humour

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EAL REALLY MEANS the Pub Crawl

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While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions...

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A couple of other guys think so too.

Agreement with the pre- dicted curve is—-———

additional work will be re- quired before a complete un- derstanding...

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Unfortunately, a quanti- tative theory has not been formulated to account for...

Nobody else understands it either

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The fellow in the next lab had some already made up.

Thanks are due to Joe Glotz for assistance with the research, and to John Doe for his valuable insight.

_ Glotz did the work, and Doe explained what it meant.

It is obvious...

I think that is the way it should be, but I can’t explain why.

Memo of

Friday night, the En- gineering society put to- gether two very well fur- nished drinking teams into the Pub Crawl. As _ usual, our reputation has been up- held; out of tens of teams of freshmen, the squad made up of Dwayne (Monster Man) Doucette, Denton (tap) Mof- fat, Shawn (Shooter) Scott, and driver Kenny (Keke)

Sampson managed to amaze most experienced squads by finishing a surpris- ing 9th. Though it is thought by most of the Society that there has been a misjudge- ment, for they feel their time was good. Of course we will not sink to Marion Hall's level and complain about un- fair marking. Our second team, made up of John Scott, Jerry Hughes, alan Coady, and Scott Anderson, finished shortly behind the freshman squad with amazing style, singing as always the Engi- neer’s motto:

We are, we are, we are,

We are the Engineers.

We can, we can, we can,

Demolish forty beers.

So bring all your friends

And come along with us,

“Cause we don’t give a PUCK About anyone else who doesn’t

Give a PUCK about us!!!

In the spirit of the season, the Engineering Society would like to wish the students, fac- ulty, Bios and even Mar- ion Hall a very merry Christmas.

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