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RIB. 3035.231‘ HARDY

Albsrton district: suiiered the loss on March 16th, 1929, oi one of its aged and most respected citizens. when Mr. Robert j-lsrdy ..ot H1115 ltiver, passed peacefully away liter s. brlei illness, at 4 the rive use o! eighty seven years and eilht 1110B")!- Mr. Hardy was born at Csscumpeo. P. E. 1. on July 7th, i841. He was .ma.r:led February “tho-Hit. to Miss Margaret Metherall, and immediately he and his bride Tookup their resi- dence at Hills River where they lived all the years since. Mr. Hardy always enjoyéd goddhealth end until quite recently took a very active interest in mstterssbout the homestead and took an intelligent interest also in matters peminlng to the community and province. He was a man greatly admired and respected throughout the difirict; oi a kindly disposition and n3.d_ temperanfeim- but upright t and staunch where principle was con- cerned. He was the last oi e ismlly oi eleven. his last remaining. sister having predeceased him at the age o! eighty nine, some Iew months ago. Besides his widow, he leaves to mourn their loss, e. family ‘of. seven sons and two daughters. "Oi the sons, three,

' Alberton United Church, assisted by

Henry, Hessel and Lee reside in Mass- schusettes: _ , ton in Seattle; Thomas and Gordon at homo and Heber in Alberton. One daughter, Mrs. Welter Gorrill, resides in O'Leary, and Lucy at home. Two other-children died in inisncy. This worthy couple. Mr. and Mrs. Hardy. celebrated quietly the, sixtieth anni- versary oi their marriage about six weeks ago, and were the recipients oi the best wishes and congratulations oi a wfifie circle oi Jrlenda.

The iunersl took plaice floln the homo on March 21st, the service -be- ihg-uohuucteshy Rev. a. iihweir oi

Rev. S. H. Profit. o! OTeary; There

ment took place at I-Iillcrest Cemet- ery, Plherton, the pallbearers being Messrs Samuel Metheroll, Christop- her Metherall, Allen Hardy, James Hardy, Robert Hardy and Arthur Ramsay. There were beautiful floral tributes from friends and members 3'1 the iamily. One beautifully arranged in the iorm oi a cross was sent by the Hirighamrlilflss, Bible Socict , o1 whichfibme oi Mr. Hardy's sons are

embers. Mr. Hardy was s good man and those who knew him best, while missing him, will ieel that he was one of those oi whom it may truly be said. Wthey may rest irom their labors and their works do iollow them."

nitration

T0 BE SOLD by Public Auction In iront oi the Lsw Courts Building at Charlottetown in Queen's County in Prince Edward Island on Thursday the Ninth day oi Miy A, 1)., i920 It the hour o! twelve o'clock noon, ALL THAT tract piece and parcel of land situate lying ppjrownship number 03 in King's County bounded and des- crlbed as ioliows, that is to say;- ‘Cillnmenclng onthe southside of the Peters Road end st the west bound- ary oi 100 acres‘ oi land now or ior- merly intbe postession oi Nell John- ston, thence south along. the said west boundary l3 chains shd it i_l_nks

Bethune. thence west l2 chains to

lend no! er- Iormerly in the pol- seeelon oi ‘Roderick McLeod, thence north_along the some to the said road end thence east along the- said road to the place of commencement containing One Hundred (100) sores oi land s little more or lees es the some is described in s Deed o! Con-

Ptlhlio IAnde to James ‘Glow bolrllll date the 11th day ol December A. D. 1N1. ' ' . The above sale is mods under and by virtue oi s power o! sale cen-

beerlng date the ith day o! January A. D. l"! and mode between Jennie Ae-Mellollnld of ‘Allhton in King‘! County storessld, wile of Danielle- Zonsld (of the one part) and Sadlfl totewn In Queen's wife et Aisl-

beossse es default having been-mods in the payment et- tile prheipsl and in” lea tan-m. . I» l" l Pill- ' g {liq “V, ,.Cblrlottl-

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was a very large attendance. Inter-

to the north boundary of 97 sores oi - lend in ‘the possession ‘oi Malcolm

the east boundary oi 100 sores oi

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n-Q B!‘ -—-_- W. ORTON TEWSON

STORIES told about, celebrities m“ m1; always contain the authen- tlelty m make them entirely convinc- ing. But many oi’ them, despite-or perhaps because nl-J-helr personal character, are intellectually revealing rather than-shall we ssyl-mere ossip. " _ ' _ O O O O

CARLXLEYS lli'e is replete with gossip‘ well-founded and ill-founded. Did Charles Lamb impertinently take a spoonful oi Mrs. Carlyles porrldit. and did Carlyle soy that Lamb bid no humor-only s. thin streak o! Cockney wit‘! Did Carlyle take Ralph Waldo Emersornalong Picca- dilly. at midnight, then ask: . “Dogyou believeln the Devil now?"

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DID Carlyle take a vegetarian iriend up Whitehall and then point to the Nelson statute in Trafalgar Square, saying: 5 “lt will be standing there when‘

to the dO85-"_ . Did he once avoid Huxley in the street because the pl -r. thought‘ that we were descended from mon- keys? _ e e e e

THERE will slwsys be a leeJnd s. No to such questions as these, ir- respective of the "debunkers" who have, or rather, think they have, robbed Washington of his ox, depriv- ed Newton oi his apple, and taken away Ilrankllrrs kite. The average men has s. tendency to decide such issues for himselil 50 put that in your pipe and smoke it‘, Mr. De Bunker.

- e e (e TAMI: his long since been classl- iied as a iickle Jade. There is n story-told by Ernest Brennecke. Jr., in-his "Life oi Themes Hardy"- sbout Hardy end‘ Kiplinggolng on a seercliior a ‘ u cottage to be shared by both during- the summer months. They iound a suitable house near- Woymouth (right in Hardy's own country) and proceeded to negotiate.

. i O O O ‘I111: desl being made the landlady demanded referencu. "Why," said Hardy, "this is Ml‘. Klplingl" f "Mr. Kiplinglfi." ..._."R.udyard Kipling. "the, ‘iamous author." ' "Rudyard " ‘Kiplingr. . . ." O O O THE woman shook her head, so Kipling carried on. . "But this is Mr. Hardy!" "Mr. Hardyl. . nffw "Thomas Hardy. the greet Wessex novelist." " ' ' "Thomas Hsrdyil. . .Wessex7. .1" She had never heard oi either them. v » . ‘ O ' O O A CONCORD (New Lnglsnd) farmer named Murray had for g 11018111101’ Hmfy D. Thoreau, iamoiis naturalist. Early one morning Mu. fly came across Thoreau standing standing there-lookin’ at that pond." Reillmln! It noon firmer Murray azsin observed ‘Thoreau, still stand- 1118 by the mud pond, doing nothing but just standing there. O O O ' TWILIGHT Clme- The isriner plodding his weary way homewsrd. iound Thoreau still at the some old 8110i. This time he stopped "and said to the naturalist ' "Ds-a-vid Henry,‘ what d0in'?" let-the farmer finish the story (as W14 by Mrs. Daniel Chester-Trench in "Memories oi s, Sculptors Wife"): “He didn't turn "his head and he didn't look at me. He kept on look. in’ down st that pond, and herald, as ii he was thlnkin‘ about the sts in the heavens ~ "' " ‘Mr- Murray. rut . s-studyin'- the habits-oi the bull frogi’" O O O

rr wm. be noted that Tanner Murray called Thoreau “n‘c.avld Blmry" whereas he is known to fame. as Henry D. Thoreau: -In egplgm- tion Murray used to say: : . "Henry D. ‘Thoreau-Henry ' n. Tlwftlu." ierkins out the words with withering contempt, "n" name ‘ain't noimore Henry D. n“. esu thin’ iny name is Henry D. net-- eau. And everybody knows it, and he knows it. no name's ns-s-vio Henry and it ain't never been ‘noth- ing but Ds-a-vld Henry. And he knows itl"-. . -

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O O O . mans AGO, Minnie nsuxgrqt. eetyof -a.il Carotene-she died the other day. by the lib-revisited her home town, Atchison. Kansas, to give reonoirt. ' almost no one attended it delyite the beet snore-oi h. w. (mo anemic em ‘o! mm, Bill-f’ 1M i!!!" 1W1. .NWIIIDII'- Certsiaivfir ‘he. couldn't

not turn out to welcome the srest singer, and Howe was solhumiiiated that he stayed away irom the con- cert hintseli. doubletbarreled isilure in his wordly- wiso zeminisoenees "Plsin_ People."

oi Dd. Howek "Plain PoopIeWstories:

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An Atchison man named Jerry’ Shsckleiord was asked by his wile to get an ermiui oi ovenywod. She was baking. He delayed going, and his wiie finally spoke to him sharp- ly, as her bread was ready to-bske. Jerry was very sensitive, and the re- prooi made him so mad that he went out oi’ the house. and ier fiiieen years 1 nothing was heard oi him. - His wile i

O O O on cold, blustery night, as Mrs. Shackleiord sat with her ieet in the oven oi the cookstovo, to keep them o'er-m’, the iront door opened, and

oi “oven wood. which he deposited behind the cookstove, Mrs. Shackle- iord was glad to see her husband, and welcomed the chance to make up. but she thought she should in some way indicate that his long ab- by a mud ‘pond "doin' nothln‘ but just sence had been unusual and impro- per, so she said V

"Well, I will say you have been a long time about it." , ‘That made Jerry mod again-he was so sensitive, so he went out oi the house, and has never been heard oi tromthst day to this.

‘THERE-must be‘; cuteirih this story: . ‘ " ‘ _ ‘rm stomach." pipes Ed. H0373, "I knew a. man and his wife who hadn't spoken to eech other in iiiteen years, although they lived in‘ the same house. the iiiteen yes-rs iour children were born to them. And the lather and mother, and the chil- dren ‘bornIunder such strange cir- excellent people.” Dov you they were- deai and some ‘Illgive it upl

nrlrsnnnertonsetudy oi Heine's esrlydsrys we sre told that an old college Irtmdoi the creator oi “Peter Psn""met ‘him’ in Fleet Street-lon- donenewspeper irighwsy.

"Do ‘you remember the landlady

asked. ‘ " “Oh, ‘ yet)" he" answered. reminis- oently.‘ "We found her out one wet aitemobti.""' ' '

There’ you have Barrie. It sug- gests ‘the’ elevated skirt-does not name it." so delicate} humor that

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ANOTHER. ‘ example oi Bari-leis

George W.‘ Cable; portrsyer oi Louis- iana Creole life-included in the "we and Letters" oi Cable, ‘edited by his daughter. When Barrie was overt here: and staying with the Cables at Northampton, Mass, he was invited to_addreos ‘the students oi Smith College. He insisted that they would never hear him-he has s. very soft voice-and sdded that the only. time he ever did" speak to an audience certain persons cried‘ "We can't hear you! We can't hesr you!" , _ ' ‘ ' - “What did you do?" inquired Cable. "1 told them that m that‘ ciao they were getting much’ the best oi it," he answered in his slow, gentle man- ner. ~ ‘

O O O .

APROPOS thepoesibility oi Mr. Coolidge taking up the pen ior s liv- ing, sn editor approached Chiei Jus- tics Tsit soon siter he leit the White House snd asked him to write s ser- ies of iivs thousand word articles on public questions. Tsit shook his head. He asid he didn’t think he would be able to set the time. "Ii you haven't time to write iive thousand words," broke in the edlfiar QIIWI)‘. "I would be satisfied with two- thousand."

O O O TAITtbreIUPhlahendIsmllet out his gigantic laugh. .

. “Oh. Imdilhe cried. "I might pes- llbly iind time‘ to write ilve tboiusnd words, but where in the world would I ever get time lo writa two thou- mu" ' : fillers ‘lie world oi ssgsoity in son (in "Presidents I've Known"); It'll!!!" "i! in lb Iain-sin much oi the philosophy "oi ‘authorship. 1 ‘ e e e ' wsslsn- sssiduous collector oi objects of art and m!!! wire the Wendie-more or less euth- ende. one o! the methods by which inmsrysiims he wos-euppued to bees pursued one oi the oebitsi, ds- oiliieilthtbesdiliillltand dnflohiiii oi Iroeme Plrkflds Isn- an out -

"statues were still intact. '

Tue," chuckles, r.n-._ Asquith telling

socks?" Barrie was

that, reflects Ohirlfl .Wlllil flfhomp- '

War, the then iii-itch Prime Minis-I m, u. n. Asquith (later. Lord 01- iord) and Kitchener visited Y9K" ("Wipers") wssther- "I'M, mm“! had been peppering the iamous Cloth Hell which was in ruins‘ slthouzb largeparis of the iine arcades o!

'11 observed that Kitchener was scanning them with, en expert’!

the stpry in hisbook “Memories and Heilectlonslflw _

e JUST THEN, a young staii cap- tain approached Mr. Asquith and nudging his elbow. said: - V, "Do you see that? Those statues have been bombarded by the" Ger- ians tor one hundred days, but they have nevenbeen in such dangerns

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"Do you mean," replied Asquith. "that we may 8.91m any hone w m oneor more oi them st Brooms Park?"

disappeared into space.

"To my regret I was never able to establish his identity," odds Asquith, sppreciatively.

s. n. U. Alumni

Anniversary

The iollovrlng is the proposgdpro- gram oi the St. Dunstan‘: Alumni anniversary to be held in this City in August next: ' " '

Tuesday, Augustsriszs 4.00 p. m. and sfter-Jteglstration at University. Issue oi badges, pro- grsnTi. etc. D Wednesday» August ‘l 9.00 stilt-Registration continued 10.00 e..m.—Pontiflool High Mass. 12.30 p.m.—,l.ninch on University grounds. \‘ . 2.00 p.m.—l'..own party on Univer- sity» Grounds, Band Introduc- tions, Short Speeches. 4.00 pin-Business meeting. _An- nual meetingoi Alumni inUnlver- sity Hall. ' i 9.00 pan-Class re-unions at Unl- versity.

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10.00 s. m-Ciass re-unions contin- ued. A 11.30 s‘. IIL-Dlplfl-‘ilfd from fini-

versity for beach by motor. 12.30 p. m.—Luncheon aches/ch. Afternoon-Surf bathing, "etc.

8.00 p ire-Banquet ‘ '

"Ilhe iollovrlng committees have been appointed:

‘Transportation-Jae F. MacDonald (Chairman); Judge Arsensult. w. n. Gillie, m. J. n. _ Blanchard. be Bradley, A. R. Melnnis.

(Chairman); Prof. J. H. Blanchard. Alired Chappeile, Henry Fitzgerald, Frank Doucetie. ' nntertllnnsenh-Sylvere DesRoch- os (Chairman); H. F. McPhee, Vin- cent Blake, S. F. Doyle, Wm. Flynn, Arthur Arsenault. '

Reception - J. a. MacDonald, (Chairman): Rev. A. J. McIntyre, Dir. Linus Smith, Dr. .7. n. Blanch- ard, 1". J. Casey. _ ' Lawn Party.- Slmon. Paoli, Jr., (Chairman); Mark - R. MacGuigsn. St.- Clair Trainer, Albon Farmer, V. Maddlgsn. , » _ Banquet-Innis Wynne, (Chair- rnsn): iE. J. H. Morrlssey, Emman- uel Gullant. ' Outing-Prof. W. J. McDonald (Chairman); Joseph rrshcis. JCI-a-rounlon-Rev. -Wsiter Mae- Guigani Chairman); Rev. W. V. iinenchsis; oer-sis’ useouigsiij, Choir-W. J. Brown.

nocnronn sevens scnoor.

Honor ltoll iofinonth oi Morph. Grade X. l. Lucy Cmepbell. 2, Beatrice MoNeillfl, bottle Garrett. Grade 12.1, Ethel MoAleeLpnd Stella Smith. 2. Margaret Butler. 8. Eleanor Hornby. _ Grads vlllkl. Noreen Cullen. 2, Lily. McNeil]. I. Catherine Mcaulgsn. .Grsde VII. Aileen O'Neil. 2, Adele Owls i. Nors Doyle. Grade VI. 1. Anastasia Iieightlssr. 2. Destfioe Green. l, Agnes osusot

Grade VI. 1'. Msrieiesia. 2, 1hr! Mel-cod. S. Bernice Igen and Mary Collins. _ i . M, "Me V! ‘l. oism Pound, a, Frances HeCsx-ey. I, Dorothea Mo. items. -~

‘Grids V! 1.11m Dorie anis- abstb McDonald. s, iii-mess uunm lfldilllilret Wflsht.‘ ' orsdb xv. i. Elisabeth ooiisnt. s. Mole Wsatberbis. ‘HIMIIQQIIIBGU-

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Terese Arsenault." ' ' Grade III. l, G. Bell, N. Prouds and A. Wedge“. 2, P. Psterswnd M. A. usual-isms. n. Douootte and M. Wedge.- . "‘ Grade _Ill'. J..--Ca.thsrine Feavyour. 2. Dorothy Westherble. 8, Bush Gil- lis. ~ Grade I. Mary McDonald, 2, Mar- guerite Somers. 3, Hazel‘ Martin. Grade 1. 1; Della King. 2, Bertha Gallant. .3, Rite Callaghan and Hel- en Cuilen. , ‘ Progressive) seri

oi piano les- Clsss I. 1st. Elizabeth Quinn. Nor- een Culien. Marjory Holman. Csth- erine MeGuigan. 100%. 2nd. Beatrice Proude 073-49!» 3rd. Marion ‘Trainer. 93 84%. Class II. 1st Denise MoQuaid. Nora Doyle 98%. '_ ~ 2nd. Ruth Duiiy. 018-47». 8rd. Lillian Brown 97%. Class III. 1st. Frances McCsrey. Mary Doyle 100%. * ind. Mary McGuigln 071-27» 8rd. Mary Martin (Pownsl Street 91%. _ ‘

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Honor Boll (or March.

Grade x-rriaoipsrs rim 1. Austin Gallant, 2. Pius Callaghan, a. Charles O'Neill.

Joe. Peters. i, Eric Robin.

on... viu-vrc-rriaoipsrs Dept I, James Hornby. 2, JosephMcMillsn l a. Joe. max-don. . » i

Grade Vl1—Mr.“i‘lonisey’| Dept. _ l. Charles Tritlnor, 2. Gordon Con- nors, s. Everett Tooinbs. '

Grade VI-llr. Connolly's Dept, 1. Harland Hughes, 2. Jim Hsgert, i. Harry Pinsau. s», i

Grade Vl-Mhs McDonald's Dept- l. Daniel Wedge. 2. Edward Pinesu, I. Wlmlm Bfirwell. ‘ :

.Crsde V-Mln Murnaghsnu Dept... i. Arthur Kirwin, I, Joseph Shilioon‘, .8. [mils Hughes. ‘ . .

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Grade iv-wss qisridsir 1. Sill Cordon: osiisbt. s. cordon minor. Grade iii-Isles holster, mpg. i. Ambrose ilennnsy, l; page onsets, nsinencs Petersen! seeebs