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There will be a meeting Friday, Jan. 15 2:00pm on the second floor of the Barn for all or- ganizations. Pub dates will be tentatively picked so all are encouraged to attend.

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\ ; i \ ) ~ A discussion of Wet/Dry events at the Barn ‘iy LIVER is really \ — January 19th 1988 ing to eat NX WS | 11:30 am in the Robertson Library Lounge

Agenda: " 1. Call to order

. Approval of Agenda

. Business Arising

. Executive reports

. Discussion of Wet/Dry events at The Barn

. New Business

. Adjournment

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1987 YEARBOOKS

Attention stu- dents: The Student Union is sorry to announce the 1987 yearbooks will not ar- rive until June 1988.

Your Student Union is relying on YOU the student to voice your views on this and other important matters at this meeting. Please at- tend. The Student Union begins with your involvement.

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