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itiraiare.

Tun HIGHWAYIAN Sol o.-—A short‘

time since, an Irishman h-Il t‘opperopolis, for St Andreas, with his carpet suck on his back, and when about five miles on his way was met by a " road agent" ( the name giving ili California to highway t‘obbers,) who demanded his motley.

Pat immediately dropped his pack on

ie ground and sat down on it, and thus addressed the man ;

“ Be gorra, yer must be thick along this road; I've only came five miles this morning, and this is the forth time I‘ve been stopped and axed for money."

“ Is it the truth F" asked the highway- man, suspiciously.

“ Be me soul, its the truth.“ replied Pat. “ \Vcll, then you'd better get along; it wouldd't pay to go through you now.”

Pat shouldered his carpet bag. and they were about sepcratc, when he turn- ed around and said :

“ Have ye iver sieh a thing libout ye as a match to light mc pipe wid P"

He was supplied w-th one, and the two scperatcd. The Irishman had five hundred dollars ili gold coin ili his bundle, and by this piece of slircwdlicss , he saved all his money.

I‘ “hot news to-day ?" said a merchant to his friend lately. “ \\'hut news !" responded the other. “ Nothing .; only things grow better—-—pcople are getting on their legs again." “ On their legs 3" said the first. “ I don't see b ,you 'an make that out." " Why, yes," rpplicd the other; “folks that used to ride are obliged to walk now ; is not that getting on their legs again 3"

In the free city of Bremen a singular custom of taxation prevails. The govern-

ment announces the sum that it requires, arid a chest is placed iii the town house, to which every taxpayer brings the pro- portion which he judges it right for him to pay. The amount of tax received has never failed to surpass the estimate of the public necessities.

A crusty old doctWeclined to pay his paver's bill, saying .5". his pm cmelit hall been spoiled, and then r overcd up with earth to hide the had work.

“Doctor,” was the reply, “ mine is not the only bad work that they put earth

over."

A lawyer, neither young nor handsome, when evaminilig ii young lady witness in court, desiring to perplex lll‘l‘, said: “Alisa upon my word, you are very pretty." The young lady replied; “ I would re. turn you the compliment, sir, were] not under oath.”

An Indianapolis Journal says that a young lady of that city was, last Sunday endeavouring: to impress upon her seliol—_ arc the terrible effects of the punishment ' of Ncbuchaduczzcr. She told them that for Set‘en years he ate grass just like a cow. Just then a small boy asked “Did he give milk."

A A young girl one day was asked: “ Do tell me why it is that Cupid continues so long after the invention of powder to use lirrmva ?" “ To avoid the report of fire- arms, which would attract the jealous," was the reply.

that is the difference between a rifle- man who shoots wide of the target and a llusdand who blackc 3 his wife's eyes? The one misses his Mind the other marks his misses.— ‘ ‘

Quin thinks it rather remarkable that while several thousand feet are required to make one mod, a single foot properly applied is often sufficient to make one civil.

A female schoolteacher in her adver- tisement, stated that she was complete mistress of her own tongue. “ If that‘s the case said the caustic old bachelor, “ She can't ask too much for her ser- vices."

An Irish drummer who was greatly addicted to whiskey, was asked by the reviewing officer what made his nose so

_ red. “ Please, ycr honour, answered Pat. 1 always blush in the presence ofa general officer.”

Josh Billings snys that “ if aman pro- fesses to serve the Lord he likes to see him do it when he measures onions as well as when he hollch glory halleuyer."

A sharp talking lady was rcproved by her husband, who requested her to keep her tongue in her mouth. “ My dear," responded the wife, “ it is against the law to carry concealed weapons."

“Aiii'tit wicked to rob this chicken roost, Dick 9" “ Dat's a great moral 'qucstion. Gumbo; and we ain‘t time to nrgufy it now; hand down anoder pallet.”

I i All Indania paper refused lately to pub- lish eulogiums gratis, but added, “ \Ve will publish the simple announcement of the death of any of our friends with plea- sure.

The difference between a barber and a mother, is this: One has razors to shave and the other has shavers to raise. \

A dissapated ' t‘ll came home the other day, an .athcr observed to his wife “Kill the futted prodigal, the calf has come home."

A church in Columbus, Ohio, has pos- ted at its entrance the following: “ (Jen- tleman will leave their tobacco at the door."

Aperson has such could in his head that he can't wash his face without freez- ing the water.

“'hy is a man who fails ili kissing a lady like a shipwre ed fisherman ?— Because he has lost ' [lac/c.

Conrooxn numb—Being blown up by one‘s wife, and her sister chiming in l

“\Vliy was Eve the . t Ritualistic convert ?"-—“ Because all cgan by being Bvc-sngelieal, and ended by taking to

3 . .i’fiiiiifiifi '

FEVERS‘ Vl'lllSl‘S HII’I'I'S.

Let's have a little talk about orchards and gardens. as life preservers. Many a

especially beyond apple trees. So

long. No lino vaiicly of vegetables, no grateful berries iio lucious peaches or juicy clit‘rrlcs. By October fever cumcs, or bowel complaints of some kind, or some congestive troubles most lil'tlly.

doctor comes. and he “ drugs round" all winter, lllid the doctor's bill drugs too. The poor u il'o, meanwhilc gels (lyslll‘lllt‘, constipated. has fever too, perhaps, and she just crawls around. \Vllal's the matter? They don't know, poor souls. \\'ould they build a hot tire in July and shut the doors? Of course not—In their rooms; but they have done just that ill their poor stomachs. Ilow so? They llave been eating, all summer, the heat- producing food, lit for a cold season, but not for a warmoue. A (irccnlaudcr can eat candles and whale fut, because they create lieat. In January we are up towards Greenland—iii climate.

A llindon lives on rice, juicy fruits, and tropical vegetables cooling and open- ing to the system. In July we move to- ward I'IllltIUSIIIII, in a heat almost tropi- cal. Diet must change too.

the orchard every day. of early and late kinds. Let there be plenty of vegetables raspberries, strawberries, etc. It takes a little lilac and trouble, f'IIf if.» (/lc rhea/lest tray to [fly the tft)('[ol"3 [If/1's. And bless your dear souls, f/lcse (kings ((hte prim], ‘

You study what food is good for pigs and cattle. All right; but wife and children are of lllglltl‘ consequence and it’s a shame, it‘s a shame, if, v‘_ b all our great gifts ofiutcllcct and intuition we do not obey the divine laws in our own physical being so well that the doc- tnr shall visit the house. less less than the horse doctor goes to the barn. Don't fail of vegetables, berries. and fruiis. Try it, you‘ll say we haven't told half the truth;

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Wary or Svct‘izss IN 'l‘lti-zr:—l'1..\.\'r- INGs—Thi is much complained of, and there are v. ions ways of accounting for it. 'l‘rec-plautiug is so often'donc in so careless and slovcnly ll manner, that it were idle to hope for success. To thrust

tbr the root, and ruin the dirt down with a boot or piece ot'timbcr, is no way to do. A roomy and mellow bed should be prepared luv the tree; ‘it should be transplanted with as uiuch root. as possi- ble; uild care should be taken to spread out the fibres and bring them into contact with the soil. Sometimes a tree is ton

deecply enough. if not killed outright, by neglect of pro- pcr aftersculture. For cylliivplc, a young orchard is planted, lilid the land sown to grain, as lnucli of a yield being expected as thouin there were no trees in the ground at all. Nothing should be grown in a. young orchard that will crowd up to the trees and monopolize the entire nourishment stored ill the soil. A rout crop is the best to raise ill such a place,

trcc unplalited. Some people keep sow- ing and ploughing iii the orchard,scrapiug close to the trees, injuring the lurk with the wliipple-trce and the roots with the plough, and then wonder the trees do so badly. “'0 know of all orchard subject- ed to this treatment which looks just as niirvhtbc expected, the trees wearing signs of( istress, and too plainly showing what a hard they have of it. Again, all orch- ard is ulnlited in a poor piece of ground without manure, and the trees are liternly starved to death. Or, perhaps, after the trees have begun to fl ul 'li they are neglected ill the early ' Ir alid fall a prey to the caterpillar.

NEW GOODgfi ALBION HOUSE!

lIE numerous friends of the above. well known Establishment are hereby int'urni— ed that. the usual

SE ASO N B LE

addition have been made to its

STOCK,

which now embraces all the requisites for the Spring & Summer TRA E.

It. A. STRO. G & BROR.

Summersidc, June 13. lflill'.'

Removal. The subscriber lull—s removed to

Harry 0. Green’s Store,

where he offers for sale n large assortment of

Fancy and S e G 00 I) S.

I’INLAY McNElI.L. Summer-side, June 27. HGT—If

NEW SifiBING ‘srflvtMEn GOODS.

L VIf‘KERSON has lust. received at ' his NEW STAND, CENTRAL STREET, his STOCK of

STRING up. gum

GOOD ,

which for Style, Quality, or Price, will com- pare with any in the Market.

INSPECTION SOLICITED.

vestments."

Sullimersidc. May 30, IRG7. I‘rng.

-.

farmer thinks he “ cant fuss about a gar- den" with vegetables and small fruits in ample variety, hardly about an orclnird' he goes on to \vcigbticr matters ol'grain or lstock or dairy, and cats puiututs, wheat bread. pork, anti tall. beef, all summer ,1“ “run. ,.,-,..~y- \vrclixnsnav and

llc is laid up. work stops a mouth, the‘

Move npplt‘s, pears, cherries, clc., from‘

a tree hastily into a hole thatis tuoslualll

deeply pluntcd, And at Uilltl‘ times not, Many trees are stuntcd'

and a space should be left around each.

so:

Mails?"

l . . 1

hiqu bum, .

' ardcd front the end I‘osl Ullivv. rlottclinvn, as follows, viz :— For Canada, New llrunswhk and the I‘liitvd Slates, \i.i Slit-dine. t very MONDAY evening at :4 o’clock, and t-vvry FRI morning at h‘ o‘iluck. For Nova Semis. via l’ictou. i wry 9‘? and THURSDA \' mornian ut

DAY evening at 8 o‘clock. i Mails for Great Britain. Newfoundland and

idle West Indies, 'ery alternate MI lNlllAI'

‘ morning at I}, u _ ltcrunli- \VEIINLS—y I).\ Y evening a S ’vluck. as follows :—

l M Monday July 1

Holiday. . ' \Vi-llm-mlny ‘ \l'i‘illicsdliy,“ d

Julie 3 If : -' I; la y “ IT Monday, “ 2t!

, “'wlncsday, ~‘ :‘-1

’I‘. <)\\'EN,I’.1\I. (l. General Post Olllcc, Ch'Tnun. z

\\'cdnc.~d:ly, “ 1')

1 FOR SALE ! " lA Mding Lot and Lime

‘ Kiln,at Stanley Bridge. l-‘or terms a l l to

l J. M. LYDIAIID.

l (‘liflnn, x... London, June 27, lStiT—lf

1867ilili1reka_llouse..f§677

BY l'cccul urrl uls li'niii ENGLAND, L'NITEI) STATES and CANADA, the subscriber has completed his

Spring Importatious of it) ill Y G 60 O A? 3) . Groceries 85 Hardware, which have been bought on the best terms, ill the best Markets, and will be sold at a small advance, for (‘Asn or Ari'itovin) CREDIT.

An in - rectiou of the same ls respect- fully THYLI by intended pui‘cliastrs.

Dry Goods : llotli Staple nud l"uncy,a good selection, suitable for the season. Groceries: The vtry best English GROCERIES nys kept.

first Scotch I Iron, all sizes; Steel, Nails, Zinc, Sheet Lead, Leulll’ipc, and all necessary BUILDING MATE—

- \l.: Springs, Axles, Bolts, and Car-

gc Makers material in excellent Taricly.‘

Flour and Corumeal: Just received from MONTH-1.3L, per Schooner Sou Bird,

50 Ithls. .xtra (.‘anada l-"LOI'R,

50 “ Superfine Do. 100 ” (‘ORNAIEAL (Kiln dried) .50 Bags CORN,

i It) In '03 tobacco, 20 Sides Sole Leather, &c. «be. which for (‘ash will be sold below the

Market rates. Ti _. 50-

Have just received pcr Lotus, from LONDON, Chests of that Congou Tea. which in quality and pric.‘ continues still to defy competition.

(I.

(J. GARDI NE R.

IJOHN F. BAKER

Most. respectfully announces to the inha— bitants of SU MM ERSIDI‘) and the Coun— lry generally, that he has taken the Shop lately occupied by 11. A: J. Rxnskr, on Central Street,

where he has just opened a New, Fashionable and Extensive Stock of

any me as, The L tff/

which for quality an aim defies compe- tition, alid respectfully requests all per- sons desirous ot’ purchasing GOODS to call and examine his stock before pur- chasing elsewhere.

—-ALSO— Especial in "few (lays from Iluflfar, TEA, SUGAR, MOLASSES, SOAI', Tobacco, Candles, Vinegar, Kerosene Oil, luisins, Currants, Rico, Dried, Apples, Dye Stuffs, Spires, die. ‘ All will be sold cheaper than any ill

this Town.

Sulnmerside, june G. 1867.

Flour, Tea, Wines, Spirits, GROCERIES, $0., &C., M).

TIIE Subscriber has received, and has on hand, the following GOODS, which he utlers for sale pt his Store, in Water Street: Ilbls. FIflBR,.(letra Sllperflne and Fine) Ilbls. CORNMEAL, I’uncheom Strong Dcmcrara RUM, IIhds. (iIN, Qtr. Cliske SHERRY,

Do. do. I‘OR'I‘ WINE.

Do. do. l'ALE BRANDY, Do. do. llrnwn BRANDY, Do. do. Scotch ANDY,

Crises Pale. BRAND Do. Brown Do. Scott-ll \" lIS EY, Do. Old ’l‘om (IIN Do. CONFECTIOI

Jlbls. Washan SODA,

lloxen Soap,

Cases Composition Candles,

(Eases Blacklend,

(.‘nsks BUILED OIL,

Coils Munilln Rope, (assorted sizes),

(.‘oils Ilemp Rape, (assorted sizes),

Iloxes I’II’ES,

Kegs Mustard, j

lioxes Starch, &C., &e. , &c.

DOUGLASS M. HARRINGTON.

“’ntcr Street, Charlottetown,

Julie 20, NHL-~31" i

ART,

a 1., gi‘iiniisii

. neighboring l’roi‘ ell, l ‘ill. until further mm, In; "fill": up and rim

null if iiulilbiliclits.

Summer Arrangement. :rie Louder: Quilter-1y Review (comm-r Iv ‘lIl-Z .\l.iu.s tuna.- United Kingdom. ulc' "“’

b linevie' (Whirl).

fistmi ctr Ravi (Radical):

lie .Ttic _ ‘ evuw (“rec (.‘hurclil.

.'1|

5 Blackwood's Edinbmh Magazine Cram

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TERMS FOR 1867. l‘or any onct't‘the Reviews $1.00 per auuuui Furnily two of tho‘tci icu s 7.00 " For any three. 0 km 5 10.00 “ For all four ot'the Rev lcu s 12.00 “ For Illuckwoud's Magazine v1.01) “ l-‘urlilackivoodd ollcllvlit-w 7.00 “ Aft)! lllui'nvuod and any in n Uf'tliu Ilcvicws For lllacku‘ood and three 01 the Reviews For lllackwood alid the four llevlcws

in,th “ 13,00 ‘-

,i-5.uo -‘

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Tl l E

LEONARD SOOTT PUBLSHING OIL, ‘

3H, ll’tlf/rm‘ b'tl'rd, N. Y.

The L. S. PUB CO. also publish the _ 9 ~ Farmers Gu1de, by Henry Stephens, of Edinburgh, and the hue J. 1‘. Norton, of Yale College, 2 vols., Royall Octave, 1600 pages‘ lilid numerous En-

gl'avingi . l‘rice " for the two voluluns—by Mail,

"1’1th on ooua’rv ’

TOBACCO FACTORY.

f ‘lll-l SITIISCRIBER would announce to his friends, customers and the public, that he has, at a consilh lc outlay for new moulds and machiii . , so enlarged and ii».- proved the capacity of his FACTORY

In alnnilersidc,

that be is nbf'mahlci to turn out an

article 0 NATURAL LEA BACCO.

equal to the very lost, and superior to most Tobacco imported, which he will WARRANT IN i-zvrllr anchor, and will sell nearly

Twenty per cent. Cheaper than it can be imported into the Island.

FLAT on. lloexn Tolueco furnished to suit . . sic of buyers.

'l‘r_\ t ulldjullge for yourselves.

Dealers supplied on liberal terms:

lle sure to ask for Rum v'll l’ulscn Covrx'rr NATURAL Litar, and tukegnne other.

Itcniclnher that the, ICE COUNTY TOBACCO FACTORYt rlis out nothing but llle nusr also or roilicco.

PATRICK REILLY,

Snmmcrsixlc Dee. ti, 1mm. ‘

WIIAT THE PEOPLE WANT! A Willcliliiaker at Albertonll

' ‘lllE Subscriber “'lrflt‘s to inform the in- habitants of Al.ui run and Vicinity, that

lhclu adjusted. (flocks will be carefully flutencd when taken home in that no injury will occur. The ladies will remember that here is the chance to get theirjcwcllry repaired. (11.10. I. MOORE. Alla-rill". Feb. as. ism.

J us‘tf’in TI'ime

SPRING TRADE”

The Sub ,

Tailoring Establishment!

in Mr. II. J. Riellaullsos's Old Stalill,wllich he trusts will he the to l Fashionable one of Summer-hie. If t, ll stylish I'lli, and superior workman lip ('Illl ensure t'ilstolll, he tlntlcrs himsclt‘ Ii shall not be without patronage. from the sly nml discerning. Every trade reqni l brains, and none more so than the art 0 cuuiug nlul making up a garment fu fit every variety of the human form; but some people seem to imagine tllnt it requires no inorcjuilgment tocutaeout than to how a loan—an erroneous idea, the effects ul'whleh are seen inthotustcless anilill-lltting garments we every day behold in the streets. There is no earthly reason to prevent us l’rnviucinlists from being as elegantly and fashionably dressed as the Americans, and the subscribt‘r will use his bestcndcavors to l't‘llt‘ll a “ consummation so devoutly to he wished." JAMES (lAFFNEY, late Cutter at Mr. ll..l.lllc1uirdson‘s Cloth- ing Store. Summcrnide, May 2%1967.

Fishermen fake Notice.

111% subscriber offers for sale. at a low

rate for run, 350 New M Barrels, 221Iarrels l‘r no l’OUIES, 2Seeond-lla d llAl'I‘ MILLS.

1000 Ilushels Liverpool and Turks Island SALT. JAMES L. HOLMAN. llrlillll & American Home. Sulnmersidc may 23, 1867.

er has opened It

Av, AUGUST 1, 1867.

he has located on Li; 'lli: S 'IEIJT, and would be pleased to re he a cul+ Iirilll.’ in yank-ks and niches and have .