linen 35m

rnturr.

“ Will yer honor take a car P" said a 'Dublin csixdrivcr to a gentleman. " No, thank you, I am able to walk,” said the gentleman. “ May you long be able but seldom wilirr‘," was the witty reply.

A smock-truck philosopher, whom I 'once met in the country, compared wife» healing to thrashing a sack of flour. '“ You may knock all the line out. of it," Ire said, " but ’pend 'pun it, the courses will stop behind.

“ Bridget, what have you done with the cream? Those children cannot eat skim-milk for breakfast." “ Slriirc, inarm, and it isn't myself that would be afther givin' the scam to yces. I tuk that oil and give it to the cats.”

BE.\1‘TII-‘.§.-—A correspondent says that the Leaiities generally die old maids. They set such a value on themselves they don't find purchasers until the mar- ket is closed. Out ol'a dozen beauties who have come 0. t within the past eigh- ~teen years, eleven, he says, still reirrain single.

The latest case of absence of mind is recorded of a lady about to “ whip up " some eggs for sponge-cake, who whipped the baby instead, and sang “ Watt's Cradle Hymn" to the eggs.

I would have, ifpnssiblc, a wise man be contented with his lot, even with a shrew; for, though he cannot make her better, he may, you see, make himself better by her means—Steele.

An Indiana Husband advertises for his runaway wife, say ing that she “ has left him just as the summer's work is begin- ning, notwithstanding he has had the ex- pense of wintering her."

A lawyer, engaged in a case, tormented a witness so rrruch with questions, that the poor fellow at last cried for water.—

"'Tliere," said the Judge, “ I thought you'd pump him dry.”

-.\\'oi.':\’n Urn-Arr old author quairrtly remarks, " Avoid arguments with ladies. In spinning yarns anrong silks and satiris a. man is sure .0 be worsted and twisted. And when a man is worsted and twisted, he may consider liimscll'worrnd up.”

A man’s wife is his best lawyer, his best counsel, his bestjudge, his best ad- viser, and also the cheapest and most reasonable.

An Iiidianian wants a patent for an in- ventiuii " to make new potatoes out 01 last year's crop,” without planting them_

A Texas paper says that, though “ courting can still go on, getting married is played out," there being no one in office there who is authorized to perform the ceremony.

A Boston paper says the Jubilee folks there have thoroughly scraped the country for catgut, for the mammoth peace festi- val, and aspired to secure the lunar how, but found it too “high strinw."

A Western paper says: " “'antcd at this ollice, an editor who can please every- body. Also a. foreman who can so tir- rangc the paper as to allow every man's advertisement to head the column.”

A young nran, “ illiterate but polite," on being invited to attend a wedding, sent a note in response saying “ I regret that circumstances repugnant to the ac- quiesce will prevent my acceptance of the invite."

A \Viseonsin paper having exulted over the fact of its coming out in a new dress, a rival sheet. remarks: “ In this, as in everything else, they are an age be- hind our ollice, which was supplied with new material years ago.”

A curious card appears in a Texas paper. A man advertises that his brother is candidate for Slierilfofthe County be- cause he himself is dislranchised, but that ho is to be the real officer. " You are voting for me," he says, “ that is, for my beuelit, and I am to receive all the pay, ifiny brother is elected."

In a church not far from this city, the ladies, having re-carpcled it, put up a notice requesting allgentlemen who chew tobacco, to “ leave their months at the door.”

Births, marriges and deaths in an Orc- 'Oll journal are arranged under the res- pective heads of “ Come" “ Fixed to May," aird “ Gone." The second would not do in Chicago.

A cotemporary complains of the lack of enterprise of the wealthy rrrcn of Cin- cinnati and St. Louis, and says “ the great want of each city is about thirty-five first- elass funerals."

Lamartine was asked by a friend if he did not spend too much money iir adver- tising. "No," was his reply, “adver- tiserrientsare nbsolutly necessary. Even divine worship (lo I!!!" Dim) needs to he advertised. Else what is the meaning of church bells P"

A western paper having announced the “shooting ofa wildcat by n little boy

.livc. feet eight inches long," air exchange queries “ what they call [in] boy there.

«a».

How TO PREVENT A PLACE r110.“ Tiiurvixo.—lf you wish to keep a town or city from thriving, don't put up any more buildings than you can conven— iently occupy yourself. lfyoii rhould ac- cidentally have an empty dwelling, and any one wants to rent it. ask him about three iirrics the actual value of it. llc- nruird :i .‘iliylock price for cvtry spot of ground (lad has given you stewardship over. Turn a cold shouldti' to everyl mechanic or brrisncss man seeking a borne among you. Look at every new eoiiicr with a scowl.

Rriir down the work of every new workman. Go abroad [or wares, ratlrl-r than trade with those u ho seek to do business in your midst. Wrap yourself up within yo'irsril' and cover )‘UUI'NCII' up with .i mat. of lllllIL‘I‘.‘iOllt~l Ht'llldlilll‘fls. There is no more L‘lftctiial way to retard the growth ofu town than actions like Illl‘oe‘ uninsuraled, and there an; lnlfllylp ineury touii who are. pursuing the

sacrum nous: i unnamed !

1869. Spring 1869.

THE Subscriber has received by the following Vessels, a LARGE A; WELL

Assorted Stock of General Merchandize,

which is offered on as i-xvvouaum: TERMS as can be found in the country.

E1: Golden Horn, Uralin ,5" George Direct from Liverpool!

5000 IIushels SALT,

1 Cask Shovels do Hoes,

1 Case Readyvinadc l‘.’ lloxcs Soap, ll do. l’ipcs,

~'l Crates EAR'I‘HI‘ZN WARE, 43 Bags Shingle, Rough-board

and \I'rouglrt NAILS,

4'2 Kegs London \\'hitc Lead, 16 “ Black Paint,

3 cwt l’atty, 30 boxes Glass, 410 Chests

1 Cask Currants,

0 ANCHORS. from 3 to 6 cwt.

1 cask Chain Traces,

1 Package Serriins,

10 Tons "(cml assorted,

’ cases A S S 0 R T E D

HARDWARE.

Robert .Nublt', FROM Dos'l‘ON. 300 barrels FLOUR!

It) Casks l’araline OIL, 10 boxes 'l'orut‘oo, :0 doz. Buckets and Brooms, loo Suns an. OLOTHES, 50 Barrels Hanan, 4 Cases Hats 6.; Caps, (3 Dozen Chairs. 3 cases Matches, 100 Barrels LIME, 30 coils I‘lANII.LAIlUi’I2,'-‘3§ 218; 2hr 51 Barrels LAML'S, Lanterns, vice.

Per chlund,

lFr-om the N cw Dominion

'I urnip, Timothy and Clover SEED, 30 Cases and Packages 0! FASIRIONAB LE

nnv coon MILLINERY, BOOTS & SHOES,

3 Crates MILK DISHES, l’rcscrvc Creeks, Jugs, Flower l’ots A: Glass- ware, Dri-z S‘I'l'I-‘FS, in variety, Drugs and Mullerires,

OONFEGTIONERY. Waggon Mounting I

Paint Brushes, Sclrodl Rooks, Farming Utensils, Account Books, Saddles and Bridles,

200 Bundles White, Red, Blue A: Green

BGTTON WARP I

Cotton Cards, Paints and Paint OILS 3 Gus/cs VINE GAR ’ Powder and Shot I

l’cr Allcrlon, via U/zarlollclou‘n i; Illids. MOLASSES, 2 I)... SUGAR, 10 casks Coal ’I'nr.

100 Sides Sole Leather. FOR THE FISHERIES!

5000 Ash-bound Mackerel Barrels, (sold in lots to suit, and deliver- ed where required.)

1.50 Gross (.‘od. Hake, Haddock, Set Line, Mackerel & Trout Hooks, 100 Don. Cod «\L Mackerel LINES,

100 pairs Fislrcrriierr’s Boots

lIoat Compasses, Bait Mills, lloat Oars, Knives, Jig Molds, I’eivtcr, Raspa, .‘lrrodiirg, (.‘ask l’iririps, lhiilers, Regs, l’irnip Tack. , '/.inc, l’itchI Tar, Oakimi, Sail 'l‘wirre, Duck, and all urti- clcs required for the

FISHERIES!

[V' The Fisirr-zitriirx of the North Side will always lirrd Sl'l'l‘ldl‘lS at my Stage, at the Mouth of Cascunipcc Har— bor, as well as the

[Jig/rest Price in Cash for

AM. arsirs or-‘

)lvi-r-luinluhlu Flt-ill,

iiluric ioiir...:iieiy day of their lives, and to whom the rrl ove remarks are [l :e! ,pretlolly oll'en-d for llrtii‘ careful attiir-l illdd.“ Nth.“ U..L‘."r'. 1

In small or large tllldllllllnfl.

GEORGE W. HOWLAN

.llbertm, it, to, ITZ'I’). a...

, Land Broker’s

Something for Everyone! FANCF GOODS

-—AND—

GROGERY STORE I

’ ‘IIE Subscriber having refitted up the

hliirp formerly occupied by Du. Iloi-uiss, on Water Street, (nextdoor tn Crubb‘s Hotel) has just opened ii large supply of

Groceries 8. Fancy Goods!

Among the Thousand and one ditlcrent arti- cles on sale. are the following: TEA, SUGAR, MOLASSES, COEFEE. CON FEC'I‘IONARY, NUTS. SPICES, RAISINS, CURRA.”I‘S, FIGS, DATES, SYRUPS, PEPPERMINT, And everything to be found in a

First class Grocery Store

sinner—“Erotica.

In J E W E L R Y , a splendid assortment, Meersehauin iind other PIPES, Cigars, lit-st Smoking Tobacco, Coircertinas, Sir-rcoseopcs. with ii. beautifulassortment of t‘ ; Spoons, Rriivcs iirnl Forks, Criiit S lids. Lamps, TOYS of every description; and an iiiiruinerablelot of Fancy, Ornamental and other goods

Croc/rerywarc IS” Glasswarc’

33;? As the above Goods will be sold for CASH, they will be sold very cheap. Small prolits aird quick returns is my motto. Call and inspect the best lot of Fancy Goods offered for sale here.

The old establishment on \Vater Street, will still continue open, and will furnish as usual BREAD, CARES, CONFECTION- A RY, Ste. Teir Parties supplied on moderate

terms. JOHN MCKEIRNAN.

Sumruerside, June 3, 18121).

Great Bush ----.\‘I‘ 'I'IIE—‘

WINERED LIIQU’SE. Central Street 3

Since [he NE W GOODS arrival A Great Variety of

DRY GOODS!

AND Fashionable Dress Goods! billing Very C/tcap’

Fashionable Iloiinets very cheap. Bonnet Material, in Spangled lllusiaus [aird Grapes . Fashionable Ribbons, in gr. varieiy. Black Rid Gloves as low as Is 10.1 p pair White Rid " “ Is 'Jd.

lifting til/(er arlic/cr equal! 1/ Low’

Boots at 811093 in Variety TEA, “'urx-qutcd good! ES?“ l’ariics coming to Sunrnicrside to

buy GOODS, would do well to call and iii-

sp r :t the above Stock for lllUltisL‘lVL'S. as the

whole is otl'ered at VERY LOW PRICES. JOHN BAKER. Winfred House, Central Street, Surrinrerside, June 3, lo’IZU.

“W Notice I

’ ‘llE Subscriber, owing too long residence in die \VIZS'I'I-IRN part oftlie Island. and being :2 Practical Farmer, is qualified to give reliable fllfol‘illulllllt to parties wishing to rc- inove to the Western part of Prince County. Has now on haiid SEVERAL FARMS, vary- ; in prices from ," ‘()() It) .6600! And is prepared to execute any order in Ar» vi;i:'risi:.o or lllal'uslh‘u of Property. \\'ill be happy to furnish any exploration (if by Letter prepaid, arid enclosing ii. Postage Si:rr.rp,) \\llli pruirrpirress and accuracy; and .is he pays particular attention to the

Sale of Farms 1

Persons wishing either to sell or purchase, will do well to give him a call or correspond. Blank Deeds, Leases, Hills of Sale, \thl“ rants of Attorney, and other lllunk Forms” always on hand, and if required, will be pro- perly filled up and executed. ROBERT GORDON. Temperance Hull, Alhl'l‘loll. May I3. 18479.

Reduction of Postage! To Culilorulu, (to.

i N future, the Postage on a Single Lelterto

CALIl-‘UIINIA and all other parts or the UNITED STATES OI“ AMERICA, will he Ad. il'prepuidat the Mailing OIllce, and Teri Cents it‘posted unpaid; rriid for other than single lt'tlers, the same charge will be made for each additional hall can‘t-e or fraction

thereof. JOHN A. MCDONA Ll),

Postmaster General. General Post Office, April Iii, lstilt . ‘

LUMBEI?

110R SALE, cheap for Cash or approved . credit, the following descriptions at good LL‘.\IUER:-—

1 Inch PINE BOARDS,

2 " ” PLANE,

ll SPRUCE BOARDS, i”. and ti inch SCANTLING. The alruie Lumber can be inspected on the lot opposite the Grammar School. I’. DOYLE. Sumnrcrsidc, May 27, 1800. 23m

Flour, Flour. 391‘ received at tho l-Iciuara House, a quaiilily ol tliu best Canada. Flour. C. C. GARDIXER. Surnniv r'siiln, may 20, 1501).

Jl

Mills~Forlpsale or to let.

I it) bi-sohlrit PRIVATE SALE. DuVAR'S MILL, Lot. 5, Western Road, Cuseuui- pircwthc owner giving up the buxincu. The Mill. whit-Iris n w, eoirrprisi-s saw, shingle, and cylinder strive machines, iliid to air i-x- perk-need party would prove iI paying eonci-rn. There is considerable supply of L U M- D E It on hand. Arrangement might be made for ll part ol'tlic price. Apply to John Yen, En... l’ort Ilill. It. '1‘. Holman and R. Hunt, lunqr , Sirnrnrcrside. June l7, .9.

Old Iron.

'l‘lll‘. iiiiderv-igiied will pay In. (III. for (‘irst rum, and 3:“. “it. per run It... Wrought lion, .1. ltvt‘lt'll ..lilrerr \Viii'eliullsth

tilfllllIIMAN .\ JOHNSTON.

Singer’s New Style

SEWING MAGHINE.

‘IIE above celebrated and world renowned sowing Inahine with all its NEW IMI‘ROVEJI‘IN’I‘S , is unquestion- ably the BEST. the CHEAPEST, and most beautiful SEWING MACHINE in the world. The public irray judge of the high reputa- tiuii rind ready stile acquired by the " Singer Manufacturing Company.” when they criri state iitid show by their quarterly returns, that during the [Mist year they sold FORTY- THREE THOUSAND and FIFTY THREE oftlicse celebrated Machines. Four Thon- siind hine Hundred and Ninety Eight more than airy other Sewing Machine Company in the u orld.

The above Machines are warrnrrttd to give PERFECT SATISFACTION. and not. to get out of repair, and are now on exhibition at the JOURNAL Olllee, Suiirinerside, arid at llre Agents Store in (.‘lrnrlottetou’n .

JOHN HIGGINS, Agent for I‘. E. I.

June 8, 1869.

sparse iii—1839.

Til/9' SUBSCRIBE]: Irus REC/fl I'L‘Dfroni Grout l3rit’uin, ’l‘hu United States, Andi the N. l)orniuiou,

The Largest Stock or i} o o

E I’EI.’ gel LIII’ 013’1'1221) B Y 111.11. Comprising almost every article needed by the Public. Having Enlarged Iris Establishment, -—ANIr——

Increased his facilities F013. DOING And being in a position to biry upon THE VERY BEST TERMS,

He is determined to sell AS LUIV AS .l.‘~'.l' Ufil'llli'lt' ALIA, IN ill/1' TRADE. DAVID ROGERS-

Siriiiincrsiile, May 237, ISII‘J.

NEW GOODS F in BE HADafi-THESUBSGRIBER'S

"KORE :

6 tons Nails (all sizes) 75 Boxes Assorted Glass, I ton slieetZine, White Lead, Paint Oil (raw and boiled) 7-7 Sides Sole LEATHER. .70 Iloxes llAlSlNS, lU Casks RERUSENE OIL, l‘roelti-ry and Hardware , l‘itelr, ’l‘ar arid ()akuirr, Room I per (all priics) BOOTS and SHOI" , l in great variety] 'I'URNIP, CLOVER & TIMOTHY SEED Nash's Celebrated SCYTHES, llroonis and lluckets, Currants rind Coirleeiionary, Candles niid Soap, Iv‘mi'rt, (‘oriMir;.\i., and Sinai \Viimr, DRESS STL'I’FS (all kinds) {suitable for Lall ages, sexes rind sizes] l‘IVl‘iRY'l‘HlNG, from a NEEDLE to an Axeiion, to be had at the store of

l). ROGERS. Sunrrnersidc, May ‘27, low.

IRON S; SALT

1869.“ smite—T869. NEW GOODS.

US'I‘ RECEIVED, perreceirtarrival- from

GREAT BRITAIN, iiird per steamer lroiii ST. JOHN, R large arid well selected stotk ol'

BRITISH & AMERICAN

MERCHANDIZE,

eurrrprising a very large assortirreat of

Staple & Fancy Dry Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Crockcryware,

The above stock is llre most extensive and best selected ever offered to the public by the Subscriber. It comprises nearly every iirticle or he found in town or country stores, iriid will be sold iit usual

LOVV ISIX’ITISS.

“'c invite inspection. as we are confident that the Goods will compare favorably with airy iii Surrinicrside or elsewhere, and the prices will be found to be as low, il‘notlower.

A. L. ANDERSON.

St.Elcanor's, May ‘20, “501).- if

Weaving, Weaving!

New England Self-Acting

HARE 1.001% I

'I‘llE Subscriber having procured one of the above LOOMS, is now prcparel to do (‘ustoin WIZAVING ol'all kinds. .lny style of goods can be done on this Loom. A dozen dill'erent quills can be woven upon the same warp. Can weave a Web six feet ten inches wide, Cloth double width, and Seamless [lugs The Ircstol' work guaranteed. No delriy. Ciill llllll see the Loom and upeeiiiiciis of work.

Reduced prlecs for Weaving.

DANIEL J). CREW, Near the Drill Shed. Suiiuuersldc, July L", taint.

— For Sale or to Let.

’I‘ll E Dwelling "little and l’rcinises I"('t.(.'lll.- ly oeciipiel by the subscriber, sitiintu at 'l'i‘avellcr's Rent. (0 miles from Hiinrirrerside) The House is 24 x ‘12. all finished, ii Work Shop, I}: ‘u, sheds, &e. Price llludcl'illu‘ ‘l‘erinit easy. For particulars apply at the Journal ()lllee or to the owner

GEO. \V. GAY. finniincrsidc, May 27. “109.

BRICKS l BRIUKSI "

,3 QUANTITY of Superior llui-il lir‘lcku, for sale at the l2i;ui.u.i

Hui in. C. t‘. GARDlNER.

(‘..l".oir, N. v London, .\l.ry 27,1310.

.‘lumrirerside, May it, 1601!.

SUMIIIERSIDE JOURNAL, THURSDAY, .‘iULv 29. 71869.,

Unfailiirg

Eye PIeservers

LAZABIIS, DIORRIS A: Co’s,

CELEBRATE" Perfected Spectacles AND EI’E GLASSES.

The Large and increaslng sale of these

PERFECTED GLASSES

Is ii sure proof of their superiority. We were satisfied that they would be appreciated here as elsewhere, and that the reality of the ad- vantages altered to wearers of our heautiltil lenses, via.: the ease and comfort. the assured and readily ascertained improvement of the sight, and the brilliant assistur ce they give in all cases, were in themselves so apparent on trial, that the result could not be otherwise than itlias. inthe almost general adoption ol our Celebrated l’orl‘ccted upco- tucles by the residents of this locality. Witliafull knowledge of the value of the assertion, we claim that they nrc_tliu most yerfect optical nlds ever manufactured. To those needing Spectacles, we iill'ord at all times an opportunity of procuring the best and most desirable. R. T. IIOLMAN.

Agent, Suumrursida. Hus always on hand a full assortment, suitable for every dilliciilly. “’e lnke (It't'iirltrll to notify the public that we employ no pcdlers, and to caution them against those pretendng to have our goods for sale, July 8, H569. lv

EUREKA HOUSE 1 8 6 9 .

V ‘HE Subscriber has just completed his SPRING IMPOR’I‘A'I‘IONS or"

N E-W G 0 O D S, Ex li'twudi'n, Empress Illl'l Amp/lino, from ENGLAND, Robert Noble, from BOSTON. :iird .Ilerrr'll, from Montreal; embracing all The requisites for the season, BOTH

Staple & Fancy Dry Goods, which will be sold at prices satisfactory to customers.

GOODS OF ALL KINDS can be found for FARMERS at

C. C. GARDINEIZ'S.

GOODS Olt‘ ALI. KINDS can he found for CARRIAGE MAKERS at C. C. OARDINER'S.

Goods of all kinds can be found for lllaeksmitlis at C. C. GARDINER‘S.

Goods of all kinds can be found for Carpenters at C. (.7. GARDINER'S. Goods of all kinds can be found fo l‘aintcrs at. C. C. GARDINER'S.

Goods ofall kinds can be found for Shocinakers at C. C. UARIHNER'S.

(r‘oods of all kinds can he found for Tailors at C. C. GARDINER'S. Goods of all kinds can be found for Millincrs at C. C. GARDINER'S.

Goods of all kinds can be found for Masons at C. C. GARDINER'S. Goods oaall kinds can be found for Tanners an Carriers at C. C. GARDINER‘S.

Goods of all kinds can be found for House keepers at

C. C. GARDINER'S.

Goods of all kinds can be lonnd for everybody at C. C. GARDINER‘S.

Best Kiln Dried (.‘ornmcal, and N). I Canada Flour, at

C. C. GARD.NER‘S. 25 Chests Tea.

2.“. Chests of Gamma TEA iii inure, per Amp/rind Iroin London, which. for quality iiird price, still delch eoriipetiiion.

C. C. GARDINER.

Sirnimcrsidc, June 10, 1860.

inroiiniirrjriiiiar

r uric. UNDE tsroNEn have JUST iii-:- Cl-ZIVED rm... England, United States, and THE IDORIINION, A Large and well seltelctl Slut-l; q/ , . . NE\V GOODS,

which have heeii bought on the most favor- able terms, aiid will be sold iit prlees that will compare favorably with the prices Many other dealers in the county. The Goods being marked low,

M) DISGOUHT, EXCEPT FOR BASH, will be allowed. I’i'onrpt I’nyiiicrit Expected. ALSO .‘ Essences, Cake Ornaments, Currants, \\'.C., required for the Public Teas. I). do P. MeNU‘I‘T.

Princetown, June It), lHlIt).

sunin, riotiissrir;

8w. &c.

To arrive from HALIFAX, N. S. 25 I’iriis. “right MOLASSES, 'J llhds. l’orto Rico SUGAR, 25 (flu-nu Superior Cungou TEA, 10 Half Chests do do. ilo. 40 Iloxcs LAYER RAISINS, 4|) 1 lloxes do do. I Click CURIIAN’I‘S. For sale at mild] rulriiricc on roll for Cash or approved Credit. .IAS. L. HOLMAN. Wholesan Warehouse, Head llolirmn’a Wharf, Sirniiiieruidc, June 24, Hull).

"Herring l Herring IT.

; BARRELS PRIME - - - ll: “hug.