3 PAGE TEN

THE GUARDIAN.

CHARLOTTETOWN

SEPTEMBER 29. 1951

MAMMOTH DANCE

Sponsored by Junior Abbie: Ball Team Monday October 1st. At Rollaway Club

Dancing 9:30-12:30 Admission 750

Tickets on Sale: Jack Cameroii. Mentls, Old Spain, Rendezvous and Sport Lodge.

llv Thornton

A DINNER THAT WOULDN'T G0 DOVVN

Make sure attainment will attend By starting at the proper end. X -Old Mr. Toad

Old Mr. Toad chuckled and chuckled. His lovely. bright. gol- den eyes twinklcd and twinkled. He was watching Young Toad swallow a dhiner that didn't want

Canadian Legion . Clover Club Dance EVERY SATURDAY

Al Blaiicliard and the "Clover Club" Band Dancing 9:30 to 12:00 Ftxdvxservations Phone 1222 Brl(t:'t' '7 PJI. call 478-L llcsrrxztj ":; held until 10:30 p.m.

Admission--7.'w

SATIJIIIIAY lVI(iII'I' IS YOUR DANCE NIGHT AT THE CLOVER CLUB'

VOCATIONAL SCHOOL NIGHT CLASSES

Classes in Accounting and Bookkeeping, Car- pentry (Menls Class) and Plumbing will begin on Monday night, October 1, at 7:00 P.M.

Classes in Drallintz, ldlcctricity, Sheet Metal and Typing will begin on Tuesday night, October 2, at 7:00 P.M.

Classes in Automotive Mechanics, Bricklaying. Cooking. Sewm: and Welding will not begin on Oc- tober 1 as ni'm'i.oiisl.v announced. The opening date will be announced later through the press.

With the exception of Carpentry, there are still some vacancies in our night classes. Applications should he pl;H'Ni immediately with the supervisor of the school. a

NOTICE

Valuable experiments at the Experimental Sta- tion are being rendered useless by petty thievery from the garden, orcliard and potato plots.

Coniinissionnires on duty have been instructed to apprehend any trcspassers and report to the R.C.M.P.

All Stiilimi properties are game reserves. lluiit-

ing is not allowed.

R. C. PARENT. Superintendent.

. -33-

to be swallowed and just wouldn't be swallowed. That dinner was a lbig Earthworin. Young Toad had Isceu it crawling out of the ground , and had waited until it was wholly out and Slal'tin;: to crawl away. lThen Young Toad had made a yilltlck hop. grn-bbed that worm by ilhe tazl. and now was trying to .swa1lnw it tall first.

That worm dldnit want to be swallowed. Who would'.' Young Toad was doing his best to push . that wtixni into I115 mouth with l both hands. He was doing his best

to swallow as fast as he could ipush that worm down to the

swallowing point. and that worm N was pulling itself out as fast as it luas swallowedl You know how fan Earthworin stretches itself out like it piece of elastic. It travels ; along the ground by stretching for- ! ward as far as possible. and then :drawing the tall part forward. It

was doing the same thing in swxao-s;-ce-.Qxitiwesr;?eoe-9- .

contract Bridge

3! Josephine Culbertson .aQroo&eo-&-cw:s)tr-get

BETTER REASONING NEEDED

1-39 :'.:-aa 5

East. was guzlt-y of a "slight miscalculation" in the def;-nsg of the following hand.

South dealer. .

North-South vulnerable.

QA84

0732

07652

4.143- AQJ107 .952 l e N 0.11064

:l”” W E '33; Q1065" S ',

QK3

CA5

OKIODCS

QAKQB

Thebidding:

South West North East 10 1Q Pan INT Double 2' 30 Pass SQ ' Pass Pius Double Fun Pass Pass

After the hand was over. and while South was scoring up his game and ruibber for having ful- lilicd the contract, East observed tartly that he had been entitled to expect. .1 far hcttcr West. hand in the li:.'ht of Westis bidding.

There was. perhaps, a grain of tnuth in this observation. but East. nevertheless was straining I point when he doubled fivc dia- monds. and having made that questionable double. the least he could do was to defend correctly. This is how the play proceeded:

West opened the spade queen. Dcclarer put. up dummy's ace and led the seven of diamonds. East. who felt sure that declarcr could never retum to dummy for it finesse against. the diamond queen

W. lumen) -'

"You'll never get. him down," de- clared Old Mr. Toad.

Young 'l'oad's mouth. The tail end was in his throat. The head end was outside and was pulling the ,tail and back as fast. as it was swallowed. Young Toad was us- iniz both hands to stuff that worm linto his big mouth. The worm re- i fused to be stuffed in. It was I big llkofltl. Had it been a small worm ;Yo-an: Toad might have succeed- .ed. As it was. do what he would. lhe couldn't get more than the tail .end far enough down in his throat to be swallowed.

1 old Mr. Tond hopped over be- side Young Toad. The look in Old Mi: Toad's lovely golden eyes was a sort of mzxed look. It was It hungry look mixed with a look of enjoyment, He was laughing in- side at Young Toad. Yes, sir' he was laughing at Young Toad.

"You have started at the wrong end. No sensiivble Toad will ever try to swallow a big worm that way." said Old Mr. Toad.

Young Toad rolled his golden mes at Old Mr. Toad but said nothing. He couldn't say anything He knew better than to talk with his mouth full as some boys and girls do. All he could do was roll his eyes at Old Mr. Toad and keep right. on as fast as he could

trying to stuff that unwilling I worm down his throat. "Youth never get. him down."

declared Old Mr. Toad

Young Told said iiothing but tried to work faster. The big worm did the same thine.

"Let it go and start. over again,” advised Old Ml". Toacl.

Young Toad took no heed. He kept right on tigviii; to get that big worm down. It was clear that he believed the old advice. "If It

Con tinned-on-pnVge-1'4

went ' ht up with the ace and

KING OF THE ROYAL MOUNTED

u cm? I

an A Fl6HT...lT DETRDIT FER A BIG POl5E...BUT

WOULD HELP PAY OFF SOME DEBTS.

wii.BERT. Go uP5TAiRs THIS MINUTE AND WASH THOSE DIRTY HANDS! gavgggg

- YHEV WANTED

YA TTIGHT IN

AND vonrr WIPE THE DIRT oee ON THE CLEAN TOWEL!

HENRY

thereby dropped his partner's singleton jack. On East's heart re- turn. South won with the ace and then proved that East had been mistaken about returning to the board-declarer accomiplished that feat very simply by leading a low club to the jack. and just. took the finesse against East's diamond queen. The contract was home. Whether dummy could or could not to be ieentei-ed after the spade ace was gone. there was no possi- ble advantagc in East's putting up the rliamond acc on the first of the suit. and obviously. there was a very serious risk in that play! The markedly correct play was to duck diamond lead-and if South could not reenter dummy East would be assured of two tricks in the suit. regardless of South": diamond holding.

Loony! A TPEASUPI MAP DIlN'Rl0It1' were on -run , ;AltFAcEn Gtawvp.

W

By WALT KELLY

LOAN L6 THE FOPPV or our THERE SHOVEL, 6oN I

YOU 3:11 ALL INSIDE. iNDlAN EATONLY w A YEAR. FINISHED WINTER MEALYESTERDAY. NEXT MEAL- NEXT

0 ILDU

to ll) t

...” .l rlll vmiltillii

l l

t ,4

6055! Mill TWK Ill CAMERA. SI FEOM all UMIIA womb II

vou CAN LEAVE PLENTY CAKE Awcoomzs

I

SO GI?AN'MA CHASE. AN'Tl-VDOOQ BLEW SHUT.

.'7.u

.!...u.:4- 9-. ..

BRINGING UP FATHER

fj-T""T'TT"?T'1'5 rr wits FOUR tNTH' MOQNlN' WHEN TH' CAT WANTED iN-- BUT IT WOULDN'T C034?

so-""-rT”””"r'rt o arr I 1 1 ya Q i A

't.t I 1 "

Kisses

and

i... mi :..v.......-i-.4-u.v..u..;--..;-.4 . p '.' ' By Edwtnl 1-rpm: AND"CAP"S'1'UF3 p g Hg, in , O - ..AN' A cm: DQOVE LlD,AN' --ANY CAT CAN CAP 511.1335! IGOTTA so A MAN GOT OUT,AN'sHE MAKE A FOOL or NW--G BYH

THOUGHT ir-was A hl” , auRei.Ai2-- HA HA! am IT

was 114' MILKMAN--AN , st-la SAYS THAT'S TH

.4

DJ SAY tDU HAVE " . THE POOM I-'OE)OU? 1 Bl20'T1-lEl2'DUNKUM" ALL FIXED UP LIKE

.A sum? way .9? . v- s ', K; A A-'

VTILLY THE TOLL

HE WERE CN BITTLESI-up

- ISLFT IT Wot-DEQl'-'l.l.'t 612011-IE1? 'BMuv' IN THE ARMV- mo 'DLJLll(UM" IN THE uAvv--n' wokrr BE LONG aszoas wE'i.i.

HAVE TO CALL THEM . GENERAL AND ADMIRAL .1

m

N-

1 OEOPLE AREN'T - socusnciotn T

CCUSED ME OF BEING A

I rroun owe House DICK -' ucarrivs Fkon '.nis'ricE. ri.i.cio WHERE

H . ASNOOV I M ,

hhxt LILAMA

KMINT ANQ WE..l.. IT'S A TOTAL WEICK