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Wanted: One Court Jester (Better known as a FOOL)

Willing to succumb to a wily woman’s charms. Able to whis- per sweet nothings as the occa- sion a-rises.

The King will not be in At- tendance!!

Jane X

Gabriel;

Beware of the Seven Seal for the lamb is slain and the book of life opens before me. You’re fate and fortunes are in my vi- sions, so heed what I say and you will see what will be. The pas- sage of ages, the lies and outrages , souls crying for the devil. Lu- cifer smiles looks on and awaits

Pale Daley; |

Save the questions for Bob. _ Love Brian

-TO BIGGIE stop crying and I might give

you a Scooby Snack

scott

Who is that GOOD LOOK- ING petite garcon in the Book-- store?

for time waits for no man. The real God is coming.

One, day a man called Whig decided to give his interpretation of an historical event. Commen- tators were sure they would re- ceive the “Bald” Truth.

The Mad Punster

P.S. If you wish to know my identity , simply make a “Date” with the Poetry Page.

Loretta C,

I is your little big dog with a great big cavity.

Jennie

Could someone please tell me who has started this ’let’s hate r.w. club’ because if it is the per- son I know, I think we should

FALLEN ANGEL

J.R. how do you feel about the letters A.A.A.

Ya Drunk! -Your non-alcoholic friend.

Happy birthday, Marie W.

Here is my chance to men- tion something about Kim so here it goes... CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM! all that confetti makes a mess!

To J.G., My little chocolate

muffin.

I love when you quote me,

Baby!

Love

Could it be the Mayor of Rus-

tico?! From the April Fool

WANTED ENGINEERING STUDENT WHO

ABUSES

HIMSELF

IF SEEN CONTACT SECU-

RITY

IMMEDIATELY 3rd YEAR CLASS

Jane, . I leave you next

* issue.... alas, to till the fields of spring.

I might have sown you

start a national campaign. (just kidding!)

Cicero

some wild oats, and that ride would have been magic, but you wanted to side saddle around

One day, Several teams en- tered a contest: Each group was to shout as: loud as possi- ble; the loudest would be declared the winner. The group called “Words” did very well, but lost

out to the “Actions”. This just shows that actions speak louder than words.

The Mad Punster

LOST on Monday

Social Psychology Textbooks by Da-

mon and MacCoby. One of these is a li-.

brary book. If found please

‘call Christine Gates

at 672—2413.

-so you just couldn’t catch it.

The Unicorn. (More subtle than a ‘icin

Horse made from wood.)

; “need a spare, Mr. Connors? check out the CBC Ch’tn strike!!”

Treasure hunt taking place at Partici-

Jane’s on April 8th. . pants will be blindfolded. Tac- ‘tile search methods will be used.

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There are still quite a few lost and found items at the security office. These can be picked up anytime in the Utility Building.

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: Does security steel to help - + Marion Hali buy guns?

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Hulk is a big dummy who is going to die when Macho- Madness hits trump plaza !!

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Correction

In regards to the article Life in Residence page 12 of the March 23rd issue of “The Gem”, we apologize for some editing errors. : Kirk “The Animal” Steele and his other team members Kim Petty Sees Toe ONCE, ko ge see <8,

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