THE CADRE, APRIL 11, 1973, PAGE‘Z

Sally Scum...

Local youth injured by flying peanut at Gentleman Jim's March 23 during the weekly meeting of the Student Social Soc. Miss Duffield will be seeing Mr. T. Cameron for damage to her (false) eyelashes.

FLASH— At conclusion of the meeting Miss J. Smith re- quested to be transported from G.J.'s to Capt. as

she had the Wobble Knee dis- ease so common at the close of an evening at G.J.'s.

As rotating chairman, Geri Sharkey rotated her way to the car and made it safely home.

Which is more than we can say for C.W.

On Thursday, March 29/73 1:00 A.M. Miss A.J. Barrett was seen entering a phone booth. When she reappeared- a phenomenon—SPIDER WOMAN: was seen climbing the outer walls of Marion Hall and disappeared into Miss B's window.

A Cat and Puff contest was held in Marian Hall and there were a number of volunteers. Due to the strenuous require— ments, both physical and

mental, many of the‘contest- ants dropped out. Miss D. Baker came in first place

‘and Miss S. White ran a

close second. The first

prize was a bottle of eno and second prize a box of asprin.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Any juicy piece of infor- mation you wish to publish. Letters and news items will be received and answered by Sally Socialite.

Dear Sally: I'm so embarrassed. My hus- band will not remember to lift his little finger when drinking tea or coffee. All my friends stare at us at the Lunch Club and I am so humiliated. Can you solve this problem?

Limpfinger.

Dear Limpfinger: I found that in the case of limp little fingers (which of course must be avoided) that dipping the little finger (while in the prone position) into LePage's Glue will do the trick. No more etiquette slips as long as you remember your glue. / As ever, Sally

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Day Care Available

we suspect that UPEI stu- dents who are parents of small children don't real- ize the opportunity they have, to have their child—V ren well taken care of dur— ing the day, either on ar casual or regular Monday— Friday basis.

we hope that those who will be back in the Fall will visit the Day Care

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Centre in the Barn before the summer vacation and

see for themselves the very eXcellent facilities for care-rest-lunch and play- that the Barn can offer. Mrs. MacKay, the Matron, a motherly lady-is very well qualified and her assist— ants, part time workers, are mothers of some of the child- ren who,in lieu of full pay—

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Rates for student's child- ren are extremely and sur- prisingly reasonable as the Day Care Center gets support from the Provincial Govern- ment - with the understand“ ing that a high proportion of the children attending are dependant upon Student Parents.