SCE and SGE: You’re my oldest and bestest friends so cheer up and have a great day. I hope you both get what’s on your Christmas list.

-- SCY

B: What’s new? Feel free to remind us about you-know-what again. See you the day after tomorrow?

-E

Wanted:

Investors in an all night Pizza-Wings joint. Contact J and S Enterprises after 12 am weekends

To the person who answered the butt- pincher personal:

Sorry for taking you off your pedestal, but the original personal was an inside joke, so stay out of others’ affairs and climb down from your imagined spot on high.

To the second cutest person I have ever seen in that red spandex dress: You look GRRRREAT.

--Tina the Tiger

Wanted:

A man who will tell me what to do, make decisions when I am being indecisive and control my destiny.

- Circ. Girl

Wanted: A pair of dark eyebrows. Last seen in a razor. If found please return to owner. You should have no trouble locating him.

Hey Blondie: rumour has it you’re into body piercing. Are you going for it?

Finley: we want Sons of Maxwell to come to the barn --Panther Girls

To everyone who loves the Sons of Maxwell: Call or email Finley and get him to book them --Panther Girls

PP: Are you lonesome tonight? -- EP

PANTHER PRINTS

T: Hey Student Union babe! Thanks again for the plane ride. It seems we made a differ-

ence -C.

Tina the Tiger: ;

Should I be telling someone to be scared of competition? Word is out that you might be falling for someone in a red spandex dress.

-- SCE Jodi: When I first saw your smile; My heart flew to the sky

Now that I’ve met you; I'll love you till I die

Please keep your beautiful looks and dark hair

For as long as I see you; I'll always be there

Love, -- a Secret Envying Admirer

Girls in the office: Wouldn’t you like to know. . . the true Scotsman way, no less -- Braveheart

Clark:

Well, well, well. You forgot to put your glasses on yesterday, and I noticed that you have an uncanny resemblance to someone who likes wearing a cape and blue tights. Is there something you’d like to tell me?

-- Lois

Dear Kitty: I want to hear you purr, so lets get rid of the rat and get your whiskers wet. -- Roy

Mone:

My mom thought you were a great speaker. I may ask you to do the same some day.

-- Easter

Richie: Japan? Japan! We need to have a chat. Mario T. is doing a great job, eh! I saw the new forum. -- Colleen

Thumper: We need a treat. How about a romantic candle-light picnic? Your place or mine? K

November 7

oroscopes by Zork

ARIES (March 21-April 20) Re-evaluate your decisions. Life is short so take advantage of what you have and be happy now. The future can wait until next week.

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Say ‘‘yes’’ to any proposals you receive this week. It will do wonders for your social and economic status. Beware of deals involving leather.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Pick up all the lucky pennies you see this week; you are going to need all the luck you can get. Picture a week of Mondays. Hide under your bed and tell your profs you cannot come to class due to the unfortunate death of your goldfish.

CANCER (June 22 -July 22) You will experience a week of unexpected freedom. Make the best of it! Throw a pajama party -- PJs optional.

LEO (July 23-Aug 23) Ask that sexy Aries out. Even though this may not develop into a long lasting relationship, you will have fun times together.

VIRGO (August 24-September 23) Tell your favourite Sagittarian that you appreciate them. It will brighten their day, and it may get you a date.

LIBRA (September 24-October 23) This week you should get out and have fun. Listen to your heart, not your sense of responsibility. Your friends know what they are talking about.

SCORPIO (October 24-November 23) This would be a good week to start seeing a psychiatrist. And that does not mean that really cute girl in your psych class.

SAGITTARIUS (November 24-December 21) _ Have people been smiling at you lately? They are either responding to your cheery disposition, or checking out your funky new outfit.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 20) Keep looking for new horizons; change is right around the corner. Buy extra underwear.

AQUARIUS (January 21-February 19) You will ace that upcoming test, the business office will accidentally erase your outstanding debts, and that brunette you have been eyeing will say “tyes!”’ In other words, this will be a week to remember, so take advantage of it.

PISCES (February 20-March 20) : You will find yourself swimming uphill this week. Find a friend with a set of flippers and a snorkel.