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the Engineer Says:

One Fine Thursday at Mar- ion Hall...

They scattered everywhere, like rodents before the flood. Suddenly the hall became dark as two great bodies eclipsed the light. One poor soul, bouncing off the walls like a diabetic rubber ball on Smar-

We Salute The Bios

We here at the View From The Top would like to salute those few brave, proud indi- viduals who can take a joke. We refer, of course, to the Bios.

We have abused the Bios on our page for years and years and have never heard them get truly upset at us yet. Bios have enought self confidence, it seems, to be able to laugh at themselves. They realize that, although they are not engin- ecrs, they can still lead mean- ingful lives.

So what’s wrong with the rest of you?

A Freshman Engineer

ties, was trapped. All the doors were locked and barred. To

‘them he was yelling, “Call

Bull, and Tank, and Jim Bob Billy, and tell them to bring their hockey sticks! Help!!”

The intruders stepped for- ward and picked the unfortu- nate one off the ground by his neck.

“QGrrrrrr”, said the one known as “The Rock”.

“He says, ‘We’re from F.F.F. and we want our banners back!””, translated the one who turned out to be the “Iceman”.

“Ho-Honest, i-i-it was all-l-l in f-fun. W-We didn’t d-do it! I

don’t know w-w-wh-wha-what you're t-talking about about.”

“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr”’

“He says, ‘We want them back and it better be some fast or you’re going to lose circula- tion to your brain!’”

“T-T’ll s-see what I-I-I can do.”

With this stern warning firmly implanted inthe hearts and minds of the residents, the men (nay, beasts) departed as mysteriously as they had come.

The moral of this true story is: Marion has two Pinheads, Engineers have zero.

-—BIO-DEGRADABLES

Bio Club Sandwich

C ROSS WORD

ACROSS:

2) Number of people in the group of SEVEN. 3) The second month in a leap year.

5) The 1.Q. of an Artsy. (Be truthful, now)

6) The Pope’s Wife.

8) What a ROPE ladder is made of.

DOWN:

1) GEORGE Washington’s first name. 3) The second month in a non-leap year. 4) Chuck YEAGER’s maiden name.

5) How do you spell IDIOT?

7) The direction NORTH points.

ANSWERS: ACROSS: 2) Seven 3) February 5) ten (you lied, Artsy) 8) rope DOWN: 1)George 3) February 4) Yeager

5)IDIOT 7)north

The Making of an Third Year Engineer

After Shock Treatment

And extensive Chemotherapy

Becomes one of The Few, The Proud, The Third Year Engineers.

And Physical Therapy Ke ot ies —f

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