HOROSCOPES

Guide for the week ahead

PISCES (FEB 20- MARCH 20)

Prepare yourself for an insatiable seven days-- if you are prepared to exercise caution once the moment calls for it. Keep your spunky initiative above water and head for higher ground. Do not kick any handicapped puppies out of your way-- be gentle and maybe your emotions will be reciprocated.

ARIES (MAR 20-APR 20)

If temptation looms before you, yield in its favor. Proverbs are not. always correct, and sinning is not always wrong. Pleasure that con- tinually derives from innocent measures can become irrevocably dull. Master the art of weighing the consequences. Safety is a vacation spot one should frequent on occasion, not a safe place where one should continually exist.

TAURUS (APR 21-MAY 21)

The sensual aspects of studying just aren’t doing it for you, huh? Wise bulls realize when enough academia is enough. Go out and obtain extra-curricular goals. Just remember that wan- dering too far from responsibility will not alle- viate the problem. The key is to balance duty and indulgence equally.

GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)

Things may appear to be completely frazzled this week, but keep with the flow and the next seven days should be slightly better. Remember that the semester is almost over, and that this summer you have four months to murder ten- sion.

CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)

Try to crack the shell that permeates your person. Stop pouting about the situation and purge instead. People have vocal cords for a reason--use yours in a positive manner. Re- member that conversation works much better than screaming.

LEO (JULY 24-AUG 23)

Wake up and smell the cocoa puffs, babe. Other people survive and breathe on this globe--some of them even co-exist in your world. Remember to take other perspectives into consideration, and to listen without roaring your opinion into other people’s faces. I.E., be a companion for awhile--not a guide.

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VIRGO (AUG 24-SEPT 23)

The currency situation may be extremely stress- ful for a few crucial moments, but never fear-- monetary gains are in your distant future. Use up as much luck as you dare. Lotto tickets or the 6/49 may call your name, and this week you should answer as much as your wallet will allow.

LIBRA (SEPT 24-OCT 23)

Ever hear of a library? Maybe you should frequent one on occasion. Stop bitching about your life if you are not going to make an effort to alleviate the problem. Reports are not written without human guidance, and quizzes are not mastered without a limited amount of reading. Do not kid yourself into believing in your academic invincibility.

SCORPIO (OCT 24-NOV 22)

Illicit prospects seem extremely attractive. Do not abuse the clever strategies of romance. Things that you should not desire appear too

attractive to ignore. Resist temptation at all costs.

CAPRICORN (DEC 22-JAN 20)

The joy of life just isn’t in your mindset lately, eh? Maybe you should take a vacation from your stresses and party on occasion. This is not to say that you should ignore your problems--it merely means that the blues can be alleviated with some help from a pub. De-tense and relax for a night; then return to the ol’ grind refreshed and more prepared to tackle life.

AQUARIUS (JAN 21-FEB 19) One of your best features is your cool organiza-

- tional skills. The only problem is that life

cannot be wrapped up and placed on a shelf. Get back into life, even if it can get messy on occasion. Everyone is allowed to make mis- takes--but if you cannot accept the fact that you are not perfect, then your whole life will be set apart from the rest of the lunatics on Earth.

KIRKWOOD MOTEL

APRIL 6 & 7