Five Li Nn es Free returns for another semester

For all of you out there that used to submit to us for the free classifieds, well they are back. You can send in whatever you want to say to anyone. We will be devoting as much space as we need to make room for al] the submissions.

There are many uses of FLF,

“and youcan make full use of them by sending in your classified to- day. You can sell books, find a roommate, sell your car, yourself, or just send personal messages to other friends on campus.

But there are rules to have

your submissions printed. All classified must have a name and phone number where you can be contacted if needed be. These names and numbers willnot be printed. They are for The Gem’s legal purposes only, and any- thing that does not bear a name and phone number will not be printed. Also, you cannot use full names in any classified, this will direct attention to a specific person, anything submitted with anyone’s full name will not be printed, nicknames are OK, as are first names and initials.

We hope that this “new/old” section can once again be a suc- cess, and we can only do that with your help, so send in your stuff today!

Hey N.M., Keep your Big Nose and the

rest of the A.N.C. out of our com-

puter center... Wally & Wally

Yo, Pete (Peter L.), Get off your butt and do some work you slacker.

The Honest Scholar

To Sgt. Sue,

Hey Sarge! Why don’t you get some good pics for this rag?

a nobody

The Medium is the Message.

R.

Dear M.E.,

Hear any good Meatloaf lately?

Both of your friends

To Mar-gar-et, Have you had a chance to drive your dump truck lately?

Mongo, Thanks for coming and play- ing with us and the hot wax.

The guys from the basement

playroom

To the two first year Vet stu- dents who are inseperable:

I hear Newfies HATE Ameri- cans!!

To the future plastic surgeon,

I know you love me. I look forward to our date this weekend. Wear panties...

Wty

happy birthday Cathy G. your final legal to do you know what.

george

No one has anything to really say when it really counts.

Submit to Five |. Lines Free! It’s Free!

Dificer Bob says

To Dave with the 626,

I will have my car and you won’t. Ha ha ha.

Moi To God, You are still a silly useless To Freddy Kruger, man. You are a moron. - Satan Jason

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