NOVEMBER 21, 1969

: UNIVERSITY OF PRINCE-EDWARD ISLAND

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~RULES+

GET 1 VOTES

you must not be concerned as to how you get them; just as long as you get them — how you get into office and stay there.

PROMISE ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE

the masses are simpleminded and eas- ily fooled. If you are not able to keep . your promises be sure to place the blame Where it belongs —- on others and circumstances. ‘

CAREFULLY GUARD THE RIGHTS OF THE BUSINESSMAN

after all, he has the money. Propagan- da, favourable publicity - cost money. » Besides, they always reward their ‘friends’.

BE ONE OF THE “MASSES”

smile, shake hands and kiss babys. Be sure that they know that you are as mediocre as they are.

NEVER LET YOUR RIGHT HAND KNOW WHAT YOUR LEFT HAND IS DOING

play both ends against each other, but remain safely in the middle- You must foster and protect crime and Vice be- cause they good for business; yet, you must pretend to be a reformer for the sake of the “good” people.

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NEVER GIVE SUCKERS AN EVEN BREAK

you must never pass a law unless it contains a .loophole for “successful” people to s11p through; while convinc- ing the masses that it was for their benefit. /

COLONIAL 'EXPLOITATION

Exploitation of the colonial’s resources is accom- plished, first, through enamoring the natives With trinkets; secondly, by trading cheap finished prod- ucts for resources; and lastly, by shipping the tech- nical know-how to the colonial.

QUALITY CONTROL RELIGION

bureaucratic censorship the opiate of the masses.

OF THE GAME

POLITICS

a special field of activity — the blind leading the blind.

HISTORY

not to be translated for public consumption except in the form of institutional propaganda.

ECONOMICS the pathology of debt.

EXPEDIENCY

like a thank you after rape.

PARTICIPATORY BUREAUCRACY

when you are screwed and slapped with a service charge to boot.

FREEDOM the right to do as you are told.

TRUDEAUMANIA

political masturbation.

PROSTITUTION

the service industries.

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KEEP THE MASSES CONFUSED

never, never let the masses examine the real 1ssues of the day.

TAX THE SUCKERS FOR ALL THE TRAFFIC WILL BEAR

try to stay away from direct taxes. In- direct taxes are much better - let crime “tax” the masses and you collect from crime. The masses want you to econo- mize — so limit money spent on educa- tion, public health and research as they seldom are profitable and the masses neither understand no r appreciate their usefulness-

SKIMP ON WELFARE

the masses can be kept down easier when they are ignorant, superstitious and tired from working all day and liv- ing in poverty.

ALWAYS SUSTAIN THE LOYAL OPPOSITION

it comforts the masses.

PULL A JOHNSON

accuse your opponent of What you in- tend to do, condemn him for it, arouse resentment against him; th e n, go ahead and do it yourself, but be sure to describe the objectives and process with different rhetoric.

KEEP THE STATUS QUO INTACT AT ALL COSTS

you can afford to compromise but you can never let the masses obtain control geriafiie then its UP AGAINST THE

THREE SLOGANS TO KEEP IN MIND “WAR Is PEACE”

“FREEDOM IS SLAVERY”

“IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH”