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THEN GET OFF YOUR SORRY BUTTS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

PO YOU HATE SOME OR ALL OF THE MATERIAL IN THE XPRESS? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IN THE XPRESS THAT YOU DON'T THINK IS REPRESENTED IN THE PAPER? IF YOU'RE A DISCONTENTED STUDENT READER, THE SOLUTION TO YOUR XPRESS WOES IS SIMPLE: WRITE FOR US. WANT MORE NEWS? WRITE SOME NEWS. WANT MORE SPORTS? WRITE SOME SPORTS. WANT MORE FARM REPORTS? WRITE SOME FARM REPORTS. DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE?

YOU SEE, ALMOST ALL OUR WRITERS ARE VOLUNTEERS. AS A RESULT, THEY WRITE WHAT THEY ARE WILLING AND ABLE TO WRITE. MOREOVER, MOST OF THE VOLUNTEERS AND PAID STAFF ARE FULL-TIME STUDENTS, SO THERE'S PRECIOUS LITTLE TIME TO WRITE WHAT THEY DO PRODUCE. IT'S

HARD, DEMANDING WORK.

SO, IF YOU LOATHE THE PAPER OR ASPECTS THEREOF, FLAPPING YOUR GUMS ABOUT IT (OR SUFFERING IN SILENCE) ISN'T GONNA ACCOMPLISH A HECK OF A LOT. IF YOU REALLY GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE PRESS AND ITS CONTENT, YOU SHOULD GET INVOLVED. NO EXPERIENCE IS NECESSARY (WE'VE SAID ITA MILLION TIMES, BUT IT'S TRUE), JUST A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME AND ENERGY. WE NEED YOU FOLKS. THE MORE PEOPLE WE HAVE CONTRIBUTING TO THE PAPER, THE MORE DIVERSE AND SUBSTANTIAL IT WILL BE. HELP US MAKE THAT HAPPEN. WHETHER YOU'RE A FRESHMAN, A SENIOR, OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. HELP US MAKE YOUR STUDENT NEWSPAPER THE BEST IT CAN POSSIBLY BE.

Are you looking for fame and friends? Hot nights with ; hot dates? POLWER? Then join the basketball team. If, on ¢ the otherhand, you are looking to churn your charming « cynicism into free-floating hostility, or you are longing to have you name and strange mental thoughts in print, then SUBMIT TD THE COMICS PAGE! Here's what you need to do..

1 Screw your courage to its sticking place. 2. DRALW. Use markers. felttip pens, india ink, but DO NOT use pencils PLEASE. 3, Bring it down to the XPress office, either the origional a beautiful photocopy of you work. 4, Put your name and number on the back of it 5, Leave it in our submissions box.

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Deadlines for submissions is Friday

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