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Winners Winners

Of the Great Pumpkin Seed Contest

9:30 - 10:30

Lisa Chandler

40:26:33 te 20

Paul Griffith

10:00 - -#1:30

Lise Murphy

9°30: =. T0330

Lisa Chandler

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10:00 - 11:30 Shannon MacDonald

10:30 - 11:30

Paul Griffith

9:5. 30:.- 10330

Lisa Chandler

Actual number 473 seeds.

lst Constance Stevenson — 473

2nd Bruce Wonnacott

10°30).— .11::. 30

Laura Campbe 11

3rd Dorcy MacKay 3rd Trevor Bowie 3rd Colette Lavore

1736s Veree

Darrell Cole

HI 3:30 91300

Jennifer Bartlett

L580 =:*12230

Paul Griffith

11330" 1:00

Mike Mayne

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Special thanks to :

Joe Bagqlole 2,500

Jeanie Boswell 2,400

For your unique guess. Great minds think a like.

12::30.-= 21830.

Danny Lazaric

1500-22200

Andrea Ledwell

12:30-'-' 4:30

Paul Griffith

7200: 45.2: 00

John MacDonald

A History of Upei

Since the earliest days of writ- ten history and beyond, man (and woman, we don’t want to be sexist here) has feared the un- known (see, women have as much right to be scared witless as men do...), and nothing is less know, more unknown, than the su- pernatural, the paranormal, the world of spirits (for example, the Barn on Thursday night. Noth- ing is more paranormal than that, and the spirits are unreal...).

The Fieldhouse is expected to cause some paranormal problems. According to Thomas Longfel- low (name changed to protect the innocent, whoever they are) the land on which it is being built was considered by the lo- cals as “unclean ground”, and all who tred there risked personal in- jury. Later, when the landmines were removed, white settlers built their houses on the ground, but strange and unexplained events plagued them, events such as high unemployment rates, tax hikes, and the appearance of evangel- ical ministers on their pay TV. This forced the settlers to pack up and move to Toronto where they opened a chain of fast-food outlets called “G’Day there by.”, but that’s not important right now. Thomas predicts that simi- lar problems will plague the new fieldhouse, but we have not heard of anything yet.

Kelley building, much to one’s surprise is one of the more haunted buildings on campus. It was early one fall, a fall like any other, a fall much as falls usually are, following immediately after summer and that strange manner and preceeding winter as it usu- ally does. This is not the season for Policy, that times that springs

== Thursday, October 26, 1989==

fear in the hearts of even the most devote fourth year business ma- jor, this happens in the spring, a spring like any other, a spring that... well, you know the rest. The year was 1973, a year that will remain in nobody’s memory because nothing happened. But the next year will be forever re- membered for the shear horror of the event which took place. It was early one spring that a bril- liant young buisness major by the name of Cramer Gillespie was

‘madly rushing to complete his

policy project. There was one day remaining before his project was due and he was on the verge of completing it. He had all his sample ready and was just making to final touches to his graphs...graphs that had taken him months of plagiarism. It was when he was making his final line that a drunken friend staggered up to his desk and let loose with

most of the pizza he had con- sumed the night before. What followed cannot be reprinted for the details are to graphic for even this publication. One associate of the two was later quoted as say- ing “If we had gone with a project on canned soup and not hand- made cutlasses, he might have had a chance.”

Gillespie was given life impris- onment, or a $50 fine with the threat of having to work as the Gem editor. He took the life im- prisonment for obvious reasons. His former friend is still seen oc- casionally staggering the halls of Kelly, shocking people by appear- ing behind them and belching loudly.

Cass building has long been a topic for hauntings, but few

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know of the professor that locked himself in a broom closet for three years, probably because it never happened. Early in 1897, a Protestant Minister working at the university (he lied on his re- sume) was cleaning up the lab one day when he was asked to place a large jar of chemicals on the top of a large shelf. He struggled with it, and finally had it balanced neatly on its perch when the shelf suddenly fell forward, dousing the poor minister in a caustic acid. What remained of his body was found later the next day by a freshman chemistry student. He is occasionally seen dripping from the fourth floor into the third, reeking of nitric acid and bad scotch.

I hope these stories will re- mind you to keep watch over you shoulder the next time you leave one of the buildings on a late night. There are plenty of spooks out there kiddies, you just have to know how to summon them up.

Ghost Writers

THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY OF P.E.I. in cooperation with THE DEPARTMENT OF RELIGIOUS STUDIES

University of Prince Edward Tsland invites you to a presentation by DR. JAMAL BADAWI Saint Mary's University

BRIDGE BUILDING BETWEEN ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY ; Thursday, November 2, 19895

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