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a I-W L This page is humour foc the sake of humour. The opinions expressed hece ace not neccessarily the opinions of The Gem or the Engineering Society and may not neccessacily be opinions at all. Any fools who taxe this page seriously and offend themselves should start trying to develop a sens@ of humour.

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new material. First, we’d like to nee oe ee y ke :

remind all the Engineers, espe- — b nike dadal an ol man lend ‘e ean ae vost gi cially the first-years, of our up- y 3° A buach (ke Noah! Gillis ae ing fhe coming Cornboil (Contact an En- Bie MS. Oe ) Engineers deeo gineer nearest you for more de- sea” fishing. tails). And now, on with the story, starting with Best of the Worst Jokes.

Q: Did you hear about the queer nail? ~

A: Laid in the road and blew -, On|, We took off our clothes... a tire. Egotontop of youn. How soon before tt starts to feel good?

Q: Why are eggs so frus- trated?

A: Because the only get laid once, they only get eaten once, and you’ve got to boil them to get them hard.

Q: What is organic dental floss? A: Pubic Hair. Q: Where do you get virgin wool? A: From ugly sheep. Q: What do you call a midget with a circumsision? A: Tiny Trim. Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets. ” Q: Did you hear about the 3 deaf Gynocologist? Fi 1 gene Sars credit for NOT

A: He had to learn how to getting pregnant.” tead lips.

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