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COMPUTER SCIENCE FACULTY ASSOCIATION

YANISZEWSKI

INTEGRATED LEARNING

CAZABON BOOTLEGGING DIVERSITY OPINION

SEAT SALE

IRISH SYMPOSIUM CHOICE CUTS

SKA EVENT TENT

Discs OF FURY

WINTER SPORTS

CHOOSE YOUR OWN EDITORIAL 24

Convenient definitions: included in this editorial are definitions of satire, parody, and humour.

probable causes, and outright justifications.

For those who don’t think The Cadre should be tossed in the garbage—before it is read that is—then you can skip to the end of this document and look for heading “c” and you’ll be there. ae

[b] The campaign against The Cadre : likely suspects,

[a]

SATIRE: A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

SELF-DEPRECATING: Tending to undervalue oneself. To poke fun at oneself

ANTI: Inflected form (locative singular) *anti, “against,” with derivatives meaning in front of, before; also end.

‘Humour: The quality of being amusing or comic. Each

of the four chief fluids of the body. Ha ha. DEADLINE: Whenev.

TRASH: Garbage, refuse, no good. Horse-shit. Capre: A cell of angry dogs.

Imp: Little fuck who lays out this rag.

STUDENT: Anyone here to learn and be taught and teach and understand.

BuDGET: That which an organization operates under. Should be audited once or twice a decade.

IMPOTENT: Lacking in any force, power, or meaning. Soft.

FREE: No cost.

JeALOusy: Damn, I wish I got it.