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by Ed Orlowski 3rd and 4th Duffy

x'Ihe Kleaners Klosets, 304 and 404 of Duffy, were all aglow this week. Not

only did we get a new

shipment of lightbulbs but also shroud of honor carpeted 3rd and 4th

It created a beautiful feeling of being in'the presence of very, very dedicated people,

and especially two such people, who were cited and honoured ’with awards of merit from the univers- ity. 'Iheir exanple should be a goal for (as stated in the Christmas Carol story) 'each and every one' .

We of 304 and 404, Duffy's Kleaners 'Korner, say thank you to (alphabet- ically) Dr.-‘s Drake and Madan fOr their exanple to us of what gag be dme. With God's spark aglow in each of us, we can try to emulate these Giants among men, and automatic- ally we are crowned with honours for ourselves, our families, and our co-workers.

"We know them by their deeds," my wet head, Moe, interjected. Wet head is try fantastic, go like go, lightweight, 79 model,

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almtihmn mop handle. "Great man got hold of me when I was stoned, melted me

down, forned Ire, painted me—andthml uhml lookat me today," she soppily . said: "I'm the star of 4th Duffy.“

And Griney On‘e applauded dustily. Who's Grimey One? Griney me is the stupend- ous man from dust. He eats dust just for the fun of it. He has an Island heritage, of course, and a Rock maple handle. "Yaw," said Griney me , "try family tree has been on the Island for years and look at ny beautiful ‘ handle now, eh? Those humans can really do wonders. I can remember bad< when I was a sapling. They cut Grandpa down and made him into an axehandle. I still see him swinging

at, a chicken now and again, but when they felled him, the boss was slow on the draw. Although

' he ran like a scalded dog,

Grandpa caught him by the boot laces. That laid him as flat as a fiddle.

Those humans talk about their family trees, but they are not such' good

stock, more like soft wood. ,

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’Class, I regret to inform you that Professor Terwilliger ‘

cannot be with you today, having just run to Venezuela

with our molecular researCh funds. HoWever, before he left

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Also this week we had the arrival of our twin pixie posters to 304 and 404 Duffy. The twins display welocme mats to students who have lost or found articles on 3rd or 4th Duffy. In their own silent iway they say thank you for becomin' 9

involved, as they thenselves‘

are dedicated, card- carrying types. '

Room 304's pixie pal's name is Gert-agalas—kovic Vio—tovcn—ovich, prmounoed exactly as said, or vice versa. ’

Ch 404 the pixie pal is ' Ivan-genia Presto-ren—ko-. koff—ski. Both are on 24 .hour call 7 days’a week, with the exception of once

i in 1980 - which is a leap

year. The boys are happy to announce that their day off is Feb. 29 and that they will be in Russia ’for a border incident then. Sidewinder Sal is not one to let anyone or anything get in her way, and she is very good at reading too! She saw some posters while doing her thing on 4th

floor Duffy.‘ She was quick ‘ to ask, "What is a CHUG OFF?"

I explained it to her, and she seemed. quite satisfied, but I was later sort of

mystified to find a poster

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in the Kleaner's’ Kloset . diallenging the Physics Kleaners Kloset‘ to a broom and mop DUST OFF for the knowledge of knowing who is the superior "Dusters offer". . J

I was doing "the stroll". with.Griney (he down “ Kloset lane (.Grimey (he is the stupendous man from dust; he eats dust just for the fun of it. Island ‘ heritage .of ocurse, Rad: Maple handle). Mienhis reflexes flexed he came to '

'a stop and was taken by the sight in front of us. Griney' (he was the first to speak. He said, "Well, did youeverl" I replied, "no", and he said, "Shall I?" I resp- cnded "Ya! let's get it over with," so we did. We swept up the cigarette that sonecne had thrown alive onto the floortand‘ , left to burn to its end and into the tile. Grimey One whispered to me, "I wish I could have caught that‘~potential fire : bug! Do‘you know where W - I would stick this handle V of’mine?" I said, "Yes, 7 right through his ears, eh?" "Ya!" came the respmSe. "Guess that person would hear about it at least, eh!"

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