by George Barry

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a case of‘the traditimal r0les_being reversed, i.e.

the 91:1 gtyto ‘he dame, buys the tidcet ad the refrestmmts, etc. The Co-ed is always well

a . themed: greatly emoyed

Did you ever notice when you were sitting in me of those study carrels at the Library that they are in the shape of swastikas? Well the cues with foot rests are, at any rate. did you notice, those of you who are male anyway, hm huge the urinals are in the bathroate, not just in ﬁne library, but in various other buildings both on carpus and off? I mean, just exactly who or what did they have in mind when they built those things? And what, you might ask,haveeitherofthesetnofactsgottodo with anything? A valid questim, O wise me.

Well, the cnly point I make by this, if you could'even call it a point, is simply to illmuate the noticn of perspective. people see things differently. . framinreasmswhyweneedacwrtsystemand referees at hodcey games and stuient police at pigs. Occasimally, when two people dcn't see things quite the same way, disputes arise and outside authorities sometimes have to be called in. Say, for instance, you and a buddy happen to be having a discussicn,over'a few ale at a Pig, about the shape of study carrels or the size of urinals and all of a sudden your old pal hauls off and gives you a kid< in the family jewels. While you're grovelling on the floor in a state of, shall we say, great distress, it just might cross your mind that you are living through an example of what I have let talked about. also might be cmsiderjng various forms of lingering (bath for good old buddy, but that is What is important is that you have learned a very important lessm from this, and that is: never discuss over-sized urinals with a close friend or: that it migmt wellbenice tosee diastitybelts comebackin

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You

But I digress. While it mam; well be that you have never about fascist libraries

The (to-ed, A Main Event.

and rendered for muths after.

Dcn't be afraid to ask the guys - they jmt sit aid wait to be asked!

Tickets are cnly $6 per couple aid the dress is semi-formal.

Tickets are available frcm Dmna Carver and Chrissie Maclaman at the Here Be. Dept.~or from Liz McNeil in Edam 412 Bernadine. Tickets will be sold in the library a cuple of days prior to the Oo-ed. For tie girls who ask a date at the last minute, tickets will be sold at the door.

ldcay, girls, let's gt oatmdshcwﬂeguyswe haved'legutstoaskttem foradate. Afterall, the Omrismesronnalisjtst arourxithecomer. Sofind aman,askhimtotheCo—ed, buyycurtidcetaldhavem 'ellcfagcodtime. Seeyouthere. "It'sa MainEvent".

THE UPEI SUN, Thursday, Oct. 25, 1979, page 13

Urinalsand‘Swastik'as,§and WhataThev Really Mean.

0F CABBAGES AND KINGS

or urinals built for mcngoloid idiots with permanent erecticns, you may have experienced something akin to these ments of personal in- sight. In the book, Who Has Seen the Wind, by W.O. Mitchell, the little boy, Brian, who is

the protagzmist of the story, experiences a moment of personal revelatim when he views a drop on theendofaleaf. Whiledropsmaynotbeyour thing, you may have had a similar feeling when walking down the road on a clear night and viewing the awesome beauty of the stars or perhaps even the northern lights. Of course, while staring upwards in open-mouthed wmder at the incredible magnificence of nature, you may well have fallen dam an open manhole, which serves you right, you jerk, for not watching where you were going. Staring at the stars, skeesh! What a weirdo!

But seriously, folks, these moments (and I'm not talking about swastikas and urinals) are important things in a person's life. At times of great trial or tribulation, they might well provide that little spark that keeps you going. But even if they happen at times when you dm't particularly need or want them, they are still immensely valuable because they may well be the only times which you can actually see inside yourself. Sure, I know! This does sound like a lot of jive pseudo-philosopl'lical kind of B.S. ,

buttry it sometime. When you have same time

alme to think, see if you can't remember some seemingly meaningless incident which has provided a lot of meaning for your life.

I know it's a lot of crap, but I had to fill this space with something, didn't I?

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