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Hey people, want to know how your Student Judicial Committee works to help You}. I was recently fortunate enough to witness it in action (un- fortuntaly I was being tried by it and am naturally biased). I was

being tried for the henious crime of "theft of university property" i.e. a toaster. I had walked into that temple of modesty Bernadine Hall and walked out with a toaster (tremend— V ously funny joke at the time though I must admit the humor of it eludes me now). After about three minutes of standing outside Bernadine Hall with a toaster in one hand and a shovel in the other(to en- hance the aesthetic value of the situa- tion) I gave the toaster to a girl going into Bernadine Hall to put back. About five minutes later I was con-

MacAulay and conseq-

uently busted for

the "thief of un-

iversity property". On Friday Sept.

29, I appeared

before the S.J.C.

and pleaded not

guilty. It was real—

ly amazing, the

things that went on there. Although there was obviously no attempt at theft and the toaster was put back, the S.J.C. headed by their power tripping Chairman Paul MacAdam (I mean how would you like to have the power to try fellow students and fine them? Far out eh?) took great delight in grilling me and eventually fining me $35 plus $10 for contempt of court; that is, I was using "profanity" (blush, blush). It seems I used the expression "FUCKED- UP" several times.

I asked what was profane about that. The honorable chair- man in his infinite wisdom told me that this "was not the

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language of the common man." Wowtz Wheres he been? Maybe he thinks arrogant students on official committees are the common people. Me— thinks "the common man" is the farmer, or the 8 to 5 lab- ourer, and these are the exact people who would be most likely to use a word like "FUCK". Perhaps the most over used Word on campus today is "FUCK." In other words I was fined $10

’ for using a common

everyday expreSsion. The whole idea of a bunch of haughty stu- dents telling me what I can or cannot say is a basic infrige— ment on my freedom

* of speech and my

life style. This is the same kind of thought that prompted several members of your Student Union to Suggest censoring "The Cadre", a ter- rifying prospect if there ever was one.

I am appealing‘this case though I have no chance of winning, because I feel these

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are an affront to virtually everything I believe in.

Just for interest sake, there was a guy tried before me(gasp1) "illegal possession of beer." Seems this villian ( who prob-

'ably says bad_wordsV

"rvv";

sometimes) had the gall

to take a beer out of the Pig 'n Whistle

and Bacon Boy MacAuley busted him. He was fined ten dollars.

Really tigether campus,

isn't it? Remember people, watch your step, you have no

rights around here.

ByBruce Ogilvie

CRIMSON EYES & BUTTERFLIES

Purple gauze is your veil- Coveri g a coat of golden mail Dewdro s in your eyes

Crimson eyes and butterflies.

Goddess above my head Are you really dead? Or just sleeping

To see me weeping?

First leaf in fresh spring Rustling forbidden on the wind. I feel you stirring,

Have you become unpinned?

Flowing cotton on the air Climbing higher on the stair Flying right beside you Reflecting the morning dew.

Crimson eyes and butterflies And things I've never seen Crimson eyes and butterflies . And things that never were..... Crimson eyes.

OLD FRIENDS Candle's flickering Light grows dim You are still Awpart of him. Faith,renewed Once again ,qb Light is long Trust's so strong Now we know How far you go, I carry you with me And me with you., A piece of memory treasure to hold and minds enfold in times of need Comfort's but a thought away.