Canada Employment Centre Health Canes Pra es

17 October 89 Chartered Accountant Student - accounting students Open M - F 8:30 - 4:30 Doctors: M 9:30 - 12 Dr. Tweel T 1 - 4 Dr. MacKenzie Th 9:30 - 12 Dr. Gillis Please phone for appointment 566 - 0616 or drop by during of- 21 Oétober 1989 — Accelerated Economist TRaining Program,’ the F¢ ins > officer fice hours. Appointments are not necessary but would be appreci- the.Entry-Level Officer or the Purchasing Officer roauire writhen ated. The health centre is located in the basement of Marion Hall.

tests which: will. be on 21 October 89

Contest

PART TIME EMPI a PART TIME EMPL I Yes, you too can have your

20 October 89 , Manager Trainee , - Royal Bank of Canada

30 October. 89 Information Session -— Robertson Library 110 - Royal Canada

various empl nt opportunities for st onts seek g par time jobs during ene quote put in Officer Bob’s Bub-

these opportunities are both on campus and of campus. ble. Each week we will be taking submissions for Officer Bob to be rude, naughty, sexy or just pissed

off.

To have your quote put in next weeks issue, just submit it to the Gem office in the dark, clini- cally clean basement of Main, and stuff them into our wondérful en- velope. Or you can just send your submissions by VAX Mail to ac- count GEM. Just tell us that your submission is for the Officer Bob Quote Contest and we will be

‘Where your Vat jfe] a glad to add it to the overwhelm- Will J are] l=) Fe efor eal tayy ing pile that we have on file for " the upcoming contest.

The Public Service of Canada is

rae currently recruiting high-calibre $ ees 3 .. university graduates with initiative, ; MOEA S Ef Balt NAL ae lale Miele mola Ulmer elees oe EE EEG a r | n . ~ s F de er Looking for a challenge and a PAT te ; seer, rewarding career? Positions will be sites 7 y available next spring in audit. : finance, engineering, computer | ape ae sciences, statistics, economics, oe ue, Rae sociology, psychology, criminology, ; crs social work, nursing, ssh eh “ noes 5 : administration, as well as in the foe LPS Poa | foreign service. ARES Cae . Make ct Auto

To find out more, pick up acopy of our information kit from the student placement office on your campus.

Further information is available at the Canada Employment

Library, (Student Services). Elaine Sobey or Diane Mé

Elaine Sobey officer-in-Charge

Act now! Applications for audit and financial officer positions in the Officé’of the Auditor General and the

Office of the Comptroller General Hee : Se ee a must be received by September 29, nag Province or State Auto License No. ©. 7

1989. ; For all other positions, applications must be received by October 13, 1989.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble at- tempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African In- terior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself, Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you proba- bly fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure, (on the expressway at about 4:30 P.M.0. Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

With My Compliments

ea PaVie\ Pesta die Cr stim: RE) ot Canada - Clete

es ——- Thursday, September 21, 1989 === ———