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Hitachi stereo box with CD player. System was seldom used and has a solid sound. Willing tothrow in blank tapes and selection of rock tapes and/or LPs at no charge. Asking $300 for package. Call Tom at 961-3463 (home) after six or 629-6035. Anyone interested in becom- ing involved in ‘Frontier College: Students For Lit- eracy at the University of Prince Edward Island’ ’,part of a national network of stu- dent-run literacy initiatives, as either a volunteer literacy tutor or an organizational team member...please contact Mary Burke at 675-4791.

The UPEI Alumni Associa- tion offers these three schol- arships, valued at $1,000 each for 1994-95. Following are the terms:

Applicants must be full-time students in Senior year at UPEI carrying at least a normal load of five courses per semester and scheduled to graduate in May 1995.

The awards will be based on academic performanceand fi- nancial need.

The awards will be for one year only.

Applications mustbe received at the Registrar’s Office no later than noon on Friday, 14 October 1994.

Application forms are avail-

able at the Registrar’s Office

ATTENTION!!!!

FIRST YEAR SCHOLAR- SHIP STUDENTS

(Those on renewable scholar- ships)

Don’t forget our September fun event!!!

DATE: Thursday, September 29, 1994

TIME: 7:00 -- 9:00 p.m. LOCATION: Room 111, Robertson Library

***Door Prizes, Fun Activi- ties, Scholarship Information and more

SEE YOU ON THE 29th!! --Your Peer Advisors and Shirley Hudson

Program Coordinator

Tapes and written transcript of the St. Andrew’s Chapel Lecture Series (1990 -- 1994) are now available from former english professor, Fr. Wendell MacIntyre. The following ti- tles are available:

Fr. F.W.P. Bulger, Professor Emeritus, UPEI

1990-- Bishop Angus Bernard MacEachern (1790-1835) - First Bishop of the Diocese of Charlottetown (1819-1835) 1993 --Lucy Maud Montgomery

1994 -- PEI and the Canadian Confederation

Prof. Frank Ledwell 1993 -- Dr. Roderick J.

MacDonald, St. Peter’s Bay

Frank Ledwell and Allan Rankin 1994 -- A Gateway toa Water-

shed: An Evening of Poetry

and Music.

Doreen Bagin

1994-- The family in 1994 Rey. Allan F. MacDonald, Professor of Sociology/An- thropology, (ret.)

1990-- The Catholic Church on PEI

Rev. Taylor and Rev. MacDonald 1994-- World War I Chaplins

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Fr. James Kelly, professor 0 Classics, (ret.)

1993-- The Catholic Churc on PEI

Frances Blanchard 1992--The Acadians

For more information, or t order, contact:

Fr. Wendell MacIntyre

4 MacIntyre Dr.

Ch’town, PE, CLA 9E1 Phone: 894-7493

fax: 368-7336

Cost of tapes or transcripts i $10 each or $5 each for order

of 10 or greater.

Tall, blue-eyed, uniform type gentleman, that marches to his own tune, would like to send a sig- nal out to “‘single attrac- tive female’. I’d like to meet up with you. I’ll be waiting for your message to get through.

Signed,

Hurry up and Wait.

The sexy single babe with short hair is intrigued and requests more info about you.

Joke of the Week: Q--Why do UPEI stu- dents sit on the floor dur- ing their classes?

A-- Because they can’t afford higher education.

Dear Single Attractive Female:

I’m 5’9 with black hair, aqua eyes, and an average build. If you like men in uniform, I’m a single, 18 year old Fireman. If you

like this ad, write back.

Alex:

Little did you know that Madonna does contribute to the XPress (through sexual osmosis). She

wants your bod. HEE, HEE, HEE.

C.P.S.

Hi stanger. It seems like this isthe only way we get to communicate these days. I miss you. K.M.G.

To K.F.

Looking forward to Thursday night... lets do something intimate and special.

-- Maybe we could wres- tle in a room full of stran- gers.

Love G.K.

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To Philip

Just a reminder... the wed- ding is this Saturday at 3:00 in the afternoon. Hope to see you there. Love always,

Your fiancee Tara

To my man,

I want to try that whipp cream and nipples thi again. This time I pro ise I will remember it. Love,

Your lady

Yes, you too can place classified or personal to your friend, love dog, mother, um... ho about that man th lives next door to y and snores so loud night that youthinky could just kill him. Just drop your messa offin our office or in t mail box -- room 06 Main.