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JAKE & others,

We appologize for twisting your arms and forcing you to READ the FLF. Next time why don’t you scream a bit louder and sooner.

—Faithful Submitter

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Found: One eyebrow. Will trade for watch. Inquire Blan- chard 315. Ask for The Punker.

JAKE: Get a sense of humor!!!

If you don’t like what these guys

are putting in the 5 Lines Free,

don’t read it! Myself, I like to

be amused once in a while! - A Faithful Reader.

Happy 20th Birthday Betty Halman Oct 17

—From ‘The Gang’

HEY JAKE - GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE!! You have been marked for a flurry of com- ments from the FLF Society, so be prepared!!! — da Biker and Pungeonmaster

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LLEEN... ASHLE

To the New Guy on the Bas- ketball Team (the history buff),

You’re gorgeous and I love”

you! What’s your name? signed Basketball Bunny

For Sale:

one slightly burnt red surf- guard jacket, cheap as I am get- ting another one free. (HaHa!)

-signed suckhole.

To Invalid:

My mother wanted to know where the splinters in my pants came from. Please get aluminum

‘crutches.

-signed Nat King Clo

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WELCOBE TO

To Amazon Aly, So how’s the bounce? —Foiled Again

Dear A.T.

Where’s the pizza!

-From your friend from the Tradewind in Bernardine

LOST: Burgandy eyeglasses of wire frames. ‘They are in a pink case. If found, please turn in to circulation desk in library or con. tact Gail at 836-5539. Thanks!

BIKER, |

I have returned to the pages of FLF. You will have to listen to my roar and bow to my exhis- tence or face your greatest fear, Death! t