Hillaifiuvogiirra lure. 0.

A Cool) “'u The following oldl lrvcipe for the choice ofa wife seems a very good one:

“As much of beauty as preserves. affection,

0f modest diffidencc as claims pro- tection,

A temper led by reason and reflection,

And every passion kept in due sub- jcction,

Just faults enough to keep her from .pcrfection ;

Find this my friend and then make your selection."

A young man asked an old man for his «laughter in marriage. The answer was ‘“ Go into the orchard and bring in a number of apples. Give me one-half of the whole number, and the mother half -of the balance and half of an apple over. and to the daughter one half of the re- maiudcr and half an apple, and have one ‘left for yourself, without cutting an ap- ple, and then if she is willing, you can have her." lle solved his question. How many did he bring?

~(Ju1uosI-rv or JCsrrcn.—-Thc other day, at the ’Jriminal Court, aprisoner was upon his trial, and at the conclusion ’of it he was told the jury had found him guilty. “ Exactly,” replied the culprit, “ that ii just my conviction.”

An Irishman being asked what he came to America for, said, “ Is‘t what I came here for, you mane? Arruh, by the powers! y< u may be sure that it wasn't lor want, for I had plenty of that at home."

A gentleman, who, irritated at some xmisconduct of his servant, said, “ John. either you or I must. quit this house.” "' Very well, sir," said John, “ where \will your honor go to ?"

Jerrold says, that young [boys who marry old maids, “ gather in the spring oflife, the golden fruits of autumn." A very nice Bl‘lll‘felll, but not at all likely .to take.

There is an endless variety of opinion 0': the subject of beauty, but there is a universal belief that the clephant's upper lip is altogether too long for good looks.

“ Although I never drink, I think I'm ' taking a drop' now,” as the temperance man said when he fell out ofa third story window.

“I know by alittle what a great deaf means," as the gander said when he saw the tip ofa foxe‘s tail sticking out ofa hollow tree.

An editor out “'est says. if“ time is money," he is willing to exchange alittle for “ hard." {.2

Why is an errand-boy like an old horse put up at auction l Because he‘ll fetch.

Why are persons born blind unfit to he carpenters ? Because they never saw.

\Ve wonder if anybody ever picked up a tear that was dropped?

“ Gentlemen," said a tavern keeper to his guests at midnight, “ I don't know whether you have talked enough ul‘ not, but as for myselfl am going to shut up.’

“ \Vhat can a man do, asked a green ’un, when a sheriff is coming up to him with a writ in his hand i" _

“ Apply the remedy,” said another.

“ Apply the remedy ! What rpmedy E"

“ Heel~ing remedy."

“ My dear," said an anxious matron to her daughter, “ it's very wrong for young people to he throwing kisses to each other."-—~“ “'hy so, mamma? I'm sure they don‘t hurt, even if they did hit."

“ Do you chew tobacco ?" asked a lady, hesitating to sit down by a gentleman in a car. “ No, ma'am, I don't," he re-

' plied; ” but guess I can get you a chaw, if you want one." I

All the young men of Chicago are said to he classified according to their skill as velocipcdists into the “ timid toddlers," the “ wary warhlers," the “ go-it-grace- fuls," and the “ fancy few."

Poverty is often the home of great- ness.

Deserve success and it will come.

No truly great man ever thought him- solfso.

Luck is ever waiting for something to turn up.

Labour, with keen eye and strong will, will turn up something.

A hundred years of wrong do not make an hour of right.

Most of a fisherman's income may be classed under the head of not gains.

All good principles muststngnatc with- out mental activity.

What grows bigger the more you con- tract it ?" Debt.

What is that which when thrown out, may be caught without bands ?—~A hint.

“'hen may a man's pocket be empty and yet have something in it? When it has a hole in it.

' A Yankee captain was caught in the

jaws of a whale. but was finally rescued, badly wounded; on being asked what he thought while in that situation he re- plied : ' I thought he would rrakc about forty barrels.‘

A darkey gives the following reason why the colored race is superior to the white race. He reasons thusly; ‘ That all men are made of clay, and. like the meerschaum pipe. they are more valuable when highly colored.’

" You Wox'r an Missed—It in vain to stick your finger in the water, and pulling it out,look for a hole ; and equally vain to suppose that, however larges space you occupy, the world will miss you when you die.

“ I wish I could prevail on my neigh- bor Quindcr to keep the Sabbath." said good old Mister Jones. “ I'll tell you! how to do it," exclaimed young Smith,l “ get some one to land it to him, and,l I'll be bound he‘ll keep it. He

gglxirnllnrr.

The Farmer's Door Yard.

“ I do wish you would take hold to- day and clear up that old pile of rubbish out there,” says the farmer‘s wife to her husband, as the two stand in the door- way c‘ontempltaing the miscellaneous mass of old lumber, tools and vehicles in the yard.

“ Can't stop now," is the answer. " There is some brush wants cutting in the pasture."—So shouldering his axe he starts for the pasture lot, leaving his wife still gazing with dissatisfied air the spectacle before her, and vainly wishing that she had a man's strength so that she

things around the house.

Having made all things neat and tidy in the house, she does not relish the looks out of doors.

But she fails to interest her husband in the matter,‘ for it is so handy to have a place in the yard where he could throw down boards, slabs and old timbers, to lie until they are used. It is so much easier to trip up that old sleigh against the shed than to put it away under cov- er. It is so little trouble to leave the barrow, the cultivator, the hay-rack, at the door where they can be easily found the next time they are wanted. He will clear up things sometime, he says; so be continually postpones the work ofputting in order until such a time as he shall have nothing else to do, and as a natural con- sequence it is never done.

Finally, he becomes so accustomed to the sight ofrubbish, that it ceases to look repulsive, and he takes it as a matter of course that the farmer's yard is the best palce for all the old rubbish that accumu- lates about the premises.

There are a few things that the far- mer can do in a short space of time which will be as gratifying to his faithful wife, as a little extra effort to keep things in order about the house.

Besides this, it will do more than please her; it will benefit himself. It. will dc- vclop a taste for ncatncss and regularity, a regard for appearances, carefulness in the details of all the farm management. which will add to the attractiveness of the place, and consequently to its market value.

l

Lands for Sale.“

VA LUABLE

MILL PROPERTY F01: SALE 1

HF) subscriber offers for sale all that Valuable MILL PROPERTY now occu- pied by him, situated in Moxrnosn, Rildure, Lot ll; cpnsisting of— 1 Grist Mill, 1 Saw Mill, 1 Shingle The above Mills are all in excellent work- ing order, and have ut all times an abundance of water, They are situated in a flourishing settlement, and receive a large share of pub- lic patronage.

Also, 15 acres of Land,

surrounding the Mills—on which are a good Dwelling House, a Barn and other outbuild- ings.

Any person wishing to purchase such a Property as the above. would do well to in- spect it at an early date.

'l‘erms liberal, and made knownon applica- tion to the owner.

GEO. M. CLARK.

Montrose P.O., Jun L‘l,'GO—tf

Lots For Sale!

Ii‘cw WATER LOTS, cast of Illum- urm u's Wuaur,’ and a. few east of Illu- zla‘s Will i: in Sumti-ntsinn. for Sale, with first right ofgrunt to channel, —ALSO— A few Building Lots, with admirable view of Harbor. hi2“ Terms easy. For plan, &c. apply to CHARLES GIIEE. . Sununcrsidc, .Inn'y. 4, 1869. If

FOR SALE, 0n Township 16, near Auld‘a Mills.

It‘s-nelson] I‘ru'nl. consisting of til Acres; eight are under cultivation. and the remainder covered with hard and soft wood. There is a good Brook on it, and it is near a good mussel bunk. Apply to ' JAM ES GREEN. Linklettcr Road. Lot 17, Nov 19, ’(ltl.—tf

Freehold Farm for Sale!

V VlIE subscriber offers for sale the FARM

now in the occupation of Gilbert Gallant, m Cascumpcc Village, a short. distance from Mill River Bridge. containing about 100 acres, 50 of'wlnch lront on the Main Post Road, leading to Alberton, and the rcnmlning (:0 acres f'rontingzt) chains on the Mill Road, near mussel mud and son manure. Well sit~ uatcd for a farm, tuvcrn or mechanic.

Terms liberal. For further information up-

ply to GEORGE W. IIOWLAN Caseumpcc, Nov 4, ‘63.

Valuable Property FOR SALE IN NEW LONDON!

V “E subscriber offers for sale the valuable Leasehold Property at present occupied by him, containing 110 acres of excellent Land, 4.”: acres of which are cleared and ill a highstote of cultivation; the remainder is covered with hard wood, plnc, spruce, and longcrs in abundance. The lease is for 999 years. The greater part of the clearance has been covered with Mussel mull. There are on the Premises n Dwelling House, 26 by till, a Barn and other outbuildings, all in good repair. On the back of the Farm there is a small Buy runs in, where an abundance of senor-ed can l)! had. The Iliad bcdsnrc I nly

There is a good Orchard and Gardennear the house.

The above property is situated in a flourish~ ing settlement. and II considered one of lhc hand-omen firms in New London. It was once owned by the Rev . Dr. .Ienklnn, from

was whom It was purchased by the present owner. |

MSIJMMERSIDE JOURNAL,

.Mlll

I .

The well known Stallion

“ Black Sporter”

as uréa by n..- imported Blood IIorIc

cisvalis” mare; is 7 years old, stands 16 hands high, iI of beautiful symmetry, of a gentle and docile temperament, and is con- sidered by competent judges. to be one of the best horses on the Island for general purpos- es. He has proved bianelfu sure foal-getter, and his stock is not surpassed in this country. This Stallion will leave the stables of the subscriber on Mouday,‘ May 3d, and go to Peter Taylor‘s, Birch Grove, then throth Somerset—staying all night at M. Breixn‘e. Tuesday. 4th—to Solomon Wright's; ience

(300111 do the work heme“; and fix up to John Muirhoad's,Tryon—stayingallnight. 07 do Epsom Suite.

\Vednesdny. 51h —— he will proceed from Tryon ll‘ Crapuud. staying at Sturdy’s corner; thence to DcSablc, staying all night at Mac- Cnldcr's.

Thursday, Gill—leaving DeSuble, he will plocced to lielly's Cross; thence to D. Kelly’s, Springtuu, where he will stay all night. Friday. 7th—he will retusn home by the Codnty Linc, staying at Connors‘ Cross. Saturday, Bth—he will be at Clifton, going by Wigmore Road, and returning by Gra- ham's Road. He will then stay at his stables till Monday.

Monday. IOth—ho will leave home and pro- ceed to John Kcir‘s, Granville Settlement; thence to Simpson's Mills, Hope River, stay- log all night.

Tuesday, lOth—hc will proceed to Alex. Lcurd‘s. Cavendish; thence to Iloustin’s, Cavendish Road, where he will remain all night.

Wednesday, ll—to I’nrkman's, South Rus- tico; thence to Carr‘s, Oystcr‘llcd Bridge, stying all Illglll. _

Thursday, l3th—to Geo. Turner's, “'iusloe Road. In the afternoon he \vill return by the New Glasgow Road, staying all night at O'- Bricn's.

Friday, Nth—returning home by way of Richard Bngnall’s, Princetown Road. He will remain at home until the following Mon- dny. He will then proceed throth the satnc route once a fortnight for the season.

THOMAS MCKAY, Owner.

Town Road, April 26th, IBGO—Im

“ 18—69. FOR THIS SEASON!

The Thorough Bred Ilorse

Young Sultan.

MI ORTED by the Government from En—

gland, in lbtifi, and recently purchased by the lion. 6. W. Howum, is new chcnycars old. Pedigree “ Young Sultan" by Charles- ton, Dam "Sultan." lie is a rich bay, 3 years old, with blucklcgsI stands 15 hands 3 tr. cllcs high, with great power, combined with lire,actlou and good temper. He took the second prize at the Cambridge and Isle of Ely Agriculture Scow, (England) 1th4, for the best thoroughbred Stallion for gelling weight, carrying Hunters. Will travel for the season as under-—

Monday. May 3rd, will leave Alberton at noon, passing through Montroso to Martin Foley's, Rildurc, remaining all night.

Tuesday, May 4th, leaves there at noon, travelling through liildure Capes and Tignish to Joseph Richards, remaining all night.

Wednesday, May 5th, leaves there at noon and travels through Sen Cow Pond, Norway, and Nail Pond, stopping at Joseph Arsncux’s, (Frank) all night.

Thursday, May 6th, leaves there at noon travelling through Skinner's l‘ond, Black Pond, Horse llcud, stopping at Cullughan's, Miminagash, all night.

Friday, M:.y 7th. le: ves there at noon, travelling through Campbelton. Lot 7, to John Coughlnn‘s. stopping all night.

Saturday, May 8th, leaves there at noon, travelling through the O'Loary Road to Mac- Naught's, Western Road, stopping until Mun-

a .

'lyliondny. May I0th, leaves there at noon, travelling through Western Road to Robin- son‘s, staying all night.

Tuesday. May llth, leaves there at noon, travelling through to Egmont Bay, by the Line Road, to Joseph Arsncux‘s, M. P. .1’., stopping all night.

Wednesday, May 12th. leaves there at noon travelling through by Allen's to John O’Con- nor‘s, Lot 14, staying all night.

Thursday, May 13th, leaves there at noon, travelling through Grand River to 1). Ram- suy’s. Esq., Port llill. staying all night.

Friday, May 14th, leaves there at noon, travelling through Lot 11 to Rilbridc’s, stay- ing there all night.

Saturday. May Iblh, leaves there at noon. travelling through to Cuscumpcc Village, and on to the stable of the owner. at Alburtoll, where he will stay until the following Mon- day, May 17th, when the above route will be continued.

THOMAS WARREN, Groom. Alberton, May I, 1869. pro.2m.

“ JACQUES CARTIER.”

HE CELEBRATED STALLION “ Jac-

quu Cartier," will Travel uml Stand for

the Season on the following route, commen- cing on

.IONDAY, MAY 3rd,—will leave Rnbert Glover's, Sunuucrsidc, passing through North llcdcque. on to CENTREVILLE. where he will remain at Lorenzo Wright's that night.

TUESDAY, MAY Ith—wlll leave Centre- vlllc for Isaac Clurk‘s, (.‘apc Traverse, where he will stand at noon; thcncc on to Warren Lord's, 'l‘lti'UN, where he will remain all night.

WEDNESDAY, MAY Elli—will leave ’l'ryon passing on to Soby’s. \l'estiuorlnnd, where he will stand at noon; thence to Mac- Niven’s, BONSHAW, where he will remain all night.

THURSDAY, MAY Otb—wlll leave lion- slmw Inn, passing on to Comfort's Corner, where he will remain at noon; thence on to Rudd's, NOlt'l'll RIVER, Cross Ituads,where he will remain all night.

FRIDAY, MAY Till—will leave Rudd's. passin along the Main Road to CHAR- I.O’l"l J'l‘OIVN, where he will remain at Connolly's, Spring Park, 'untll the following Monthly. ,

MONDAY, MAY IOlb—will leavc Char- lottetown, passing onto Curtisdalc, Millpo-

will reumln all night.

TUESDAY, MAY lllh—wiilleavc Crabb‘a passing on to RICHARD BAGNALL'S, where bewill remain all night. WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th—will leave lingo-H's, passing through Fredericton, on to SAMUEL HASLAM‘S, where he will re- mnin all night.

THURSDAY, MAY lOth—wlllleavo Has- lnni‘s, passing on to KENSING'I‘UN, where he will remain at William Glover's all night.

toll passing on to ’l‘ravvller's Rest, thence

about 200 yards from the front of the farm. lulqu lo the stable of the groom, where be r

will remain until the following Monday, May l7lll, when the above route Will be resumed and continued during the season.

537- Tbo "JACQUIIO CARTIER" wn im- ported from MONTREAL in August last, by Mr. George Gardiner, Bedcquc. He has been ironounced, by competentjudges, to be one

"M." known ,0 “mm anything he hm] lAny person wanting a good property will do of the best and handsome-t Stallions sverim-

burrow."

Some one blamed Dr. Marsh fa chang- ' ' ' H H ' N mg his mind. Well, said he. that is the difference between a man and al jackass; the jackass can't Cllflnflc his! mind. and the man fflneull‘fl a human. ‘y-rivilvgn."

well to inspect the above at an early day. -—M.sn—- A “TEAM ENGINE. of the best quallty, of from ll to 8 horse power, all complete, with copper fluov. WM. MANIIERSON.

I‘rcnrb River. New London, March 21”, ‘ta‘ilrvlf

I llonc.

ROBERT CLOVER, Groom. Summenldc, Aprll fl, limit.

Reduction of Postage !

THURSDA ‘w HOLESALE.

IIE Subscriber respectfully calls the atten- tion of Rum. DSALERD to the following

Staple Goods:

'- Salaam." and from a quarter “ “031- an chm. a, I..." chests 4001b... lend Pipe. 1: in.

:5 clicks Copperus,

20 “ Fail-bank's Plut-

Iorui. L'uion, Grocers

and Even bullunoe

Scales.

Ii dos. llrooms,

8 nests 'l‘u'ni,

33 dos. Rails,

:24 boxes Tobacco Pipes,

unsorted.

70 sets Wilkie's Plough

Metals, No. I 6; :3,

50 sock Plnles,

451 lbs. sheet Zinc,

‘J bdls. (lakum. . _

-l l‘lll‘kfi linseed Oil.

Ttl kegs best while Lead,

51 do lourcd l'uiut,

Whoxc (.‘i nrs.

‘2 cilalts right Yurnisb

ll bbls. Rosin,

superior Tell 10.000 lbs. Tobacco nest. brands, from Is. per lb A: upwards, 27 Ilbls. Nol Pilot Bread l-lti lbs. Cnmld» Starch, 84 do Silver tlluss do 172 do Colluun's do 160 do do I“ Illus- turd,iuti&10lb-llus 291k:er Tyson's extra pale Soup. ll Illnln. Nuts ("Horn-d.) Ill Lbs Cream of Tartar.

l llbl. Currants.

it do Crushed Sugar, 6 Cut. Rico.

7 do Washing Soda,‘ l,00lllbs- ussorlcd Cons fut-iiunnry.

4hbls. Winn A: Bultcr

ship

Hiscuit, l rank Stockholm an, l0tl lbs. pure ground 1,000 stout gram flags. Ginger, 2 A; ll bushel-c,

‘Jfikcgs linking Soda, ti Anchors, from I to

lit} do Cut Null», assorl.

ed sizes,

ti bugs 4; AL 5 in. Spikes,

:ll coill Hemp lope. (usuirted 111299,)

I0 coil- hull Rnpe,(nssort~ ed sizes.)

11 calls unmillu Rope. (Ilssol'lcd adv.qu

l nmnillu lluwscr,

4] inch.

['2 Bed-trends,

illltl lbs. Pullv,

Alfi‘hoxen Smithwlck'n (Iluss nsuol'lcd sizes

Intending purchasers will find the above GOODS at as LOVV I’ll-ICES as

they can import them for, and would do well to call and ascertain prices before purchasing

elsewhere. J. L. IIOLMAN. fiend of IIolnmn's wharf }

Suunnersidc, April 8, '69 Timothy & Turnip Sccd. Superior sample of Timothy St Turnip Seed, to be had cheap, at tho Euuum

lloUsE. . ‘ C. C. GARDINER. Summersidc. April 15, ill-lit).

SEEDS! SEEDS !

Lot of Garden and Field Seeds for Sale. A fresh supply expected the first boat. I). llER’l‘lt.\l\l. Water Street. April 8. 1869.

Notice to Shippers 6. Others.

LL Freight Landed and Shipped at the

Subscriber‘s Wuxnr, will be charged 'l‘UP WllAltFAGE.

For rates of same sec Notice on Wharf and

at the Otllcc of JAMES L . HOLMAN. Head IIolmnn's Wharf, Summersidc, upril 8, 1869.

FALL AND WINTER

@OOES.

’ 11E Subscriber has just received. and now otters for sale a large supply of

British and Foreign

MEROHANOIZE,

comprising a large assortment of

crane aunt ssuov D R Y G O O D S .

Groceries, Hardware,

Crockerywnre,

and almost every article required in the coun-

try.

Please call and NH mlhe.as his STOCII

will be found to compare lavorably with any

in Summerside or elsewhere, and will be sold

low. A. L. ANDERSON. St.Eleanor's, November 8, 1868: tf

Mackerel Barrels!

~ IIARRELS,

500 OLD BARRELS. For Sale by CARVELL BROS. Ch'town, April 28, ’GO—lm

I W'I'SKL'PI_"“ Bus. Liverpool SALT,

1000 bugs do. do. For Sale by

100 bags fmo do. Ch'town, April 28, ‘89.--lm

. CARVELL BROS. EGGS. EGGS. I AM prepared at all times to pay the mall- ns'r rules, in CASH, for any quantity uf Eggs, delivered at my Warehouse. 'l'husc having large lots to soil will find it to their advantage to call .

DAVID ROGERS. Summerside, April 8, mm.

Canada Seed Wheat.

expect by first Spring arrivals, Rom Men- trcul, a supply of Canada Spring Wheat. Farmers wanting good Seed will do well to leave their orders . DAVID ROGERS . Smunicrslde, April In, 1369 .