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Capricorn ( Dec.22—Jan.19) Stop making such an ass of yourself.Your friends are beginning to be ashamed

to admit tm knowing you. Talk over that personal problem with someone close. Listen to what they have to say.The disappearance of worry and distress will be well worth the visit to the humane society. '~ Aguarius ( Jan.20-Feb.18) The work is really starting to pile up on you,isn't it ? Try to stop talking and get some work done.Perhaps try getting your jaw wired.If this fails,and you're still

And good reason to feel

‘uneasy and on edge.Before the

week is out you'll meet a glamourous stranger who'll blind you with flattery and then take a hammer and knock out every one of your teeth. Luckily you'll still be blind so you won't know.

Aries ( March 21—April'10)

Don't go on any long journeys on a tricycle this week,Ariea., Especially dyer hater! Things will be pretty black for you if you do.Remember,the world is flat,and on a tricycle you won't be able to see where the edge is.

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body paint.They're preP‘ aring for Christmas and think Tauruses are a kind of tree.

Gemini( May 21— June 20) The word is out on your "secret" romance with your dentist.This is sure to cause trouble at home and won't do your rotten teeth any good either. Hold your head up and keep brushing with Kolynos.

Cancer ( June 21— July 20),

This is a good time to put your imagination to work.Try and find a good .story to get you out of the mess you're in.Failing

all else,try running away from home.0r if you're

' already away,perhaps you

into everyone else's business

and not setting your own 'affairs in order,try a Lubotomy.

Pisces ( Feb.19-March 20) Anotherxworry-filled

Dear Murna, The Christmas dance is

coming up soon and I would like to take a girl. There are several girls I would like to ask but I'm shy.It's not that I dmn't think anyone of them would go with me.In fact,I'm almost sure they would because we have become fairly good friends since Freshman Week,and a couple of them have even hinted that they would like to go with me.I have tried to get up the courage to ask them but I'm basically a chicken.Whaf”should I do? ., Still Shy at 18‘

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Taurus ( April 21-May 20) Be very careful this week if you are of medium build

and coloring.A bunch of mad

hairdressers are on the loose with simply gallons of red hair dye and green

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Dear Shv, Some people can be so

lucky.To have several young ladies after your attentions must indeed be very nice.

Hon seem to be a reasonable young man.Many people your .

age seem to have this prob- lem.What you need to do is

to get some self-confidence. It appears you can't be all that shy;after all,you have already met the young ladies

‘Your problem is probably

that you can get along well with a group but are afraid of a one-to—one

situation.All that I can

Suggest is that you decide which one you would like to go with and pop the

question whenever you get up the nerve. *

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better tie yourself to a traintrack and wait for a train.

Lg ( July 21— Aug. 20) Now is the time to catch up on all your personal correspondence.You may have a pleasant sur— prise near the week's ’end.Hard work will pay off so keep it up.

Virgo ( Aug. 21—Sept.20) It's time to remove your

Dear Murna, q I have aproblem.Th¢re is this girl I see on campus a

vlot but I don't know her

name.I would like to ask her to the Xmas dance.How should I go about finding out her name? I'm a little shy. Shy Dear Shy, \ That's really a tough break.There is asurplus of shy people this year.We get more letters from shy people than any others (ex— cept for love infatuations young Bernadiners have for Commissioner Jim,also

known as Crib Jim).My usual advice is : 1. Pretend you are

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party hat and start to

take things a little bit more seriously.This is

‘the time to wipe the

plate clean and clear

up all infinished business.. Good days on the 77‘h

and the 29th. _ Libra ( Sept221- Oct.22) Stay off the streets thms week,Libra,.Even if your finances are at an all time low,this isn't the way to pick up some extra money for Christmas.Watch your weight and your words and keep your secrets to your— self.

Scorpio ( Oct.23—Nov. 21) This is your week,ScorpioI Finally the opportunity wiﬁl arise for you to try to do something really worthwhile. Offer yourself to the space creatuees in the U.F.O.'s as a human examination 'specimen.It'll be the only time you'll ever get to "stand out" in a crowd.

Sagittarius ( Nov.22—Dec. 21)

This is an unusually good week for romance.You will finally meet up with some one ,as desperate as you are.Don't be pushy.This might be the start of something big.

running a survey and ask

her name. 2. Pretend you are

selling lottery tickets

and get her to buy one, give it to her if

she has no money,(she has

to sign her name). v 3. If she lives in

Residence,knock on every door,giving away Happy

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‘answers,just look at the name on her door.

4. Approach her some day,say ymu're making your will and you would like her to witness your signature,

( she has to sign her name).

5. Ask her what her name is,stupid!

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