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Written for the llesallne Guardian. _ "Good-day. N1'-0185!. l leelhy a western paper. you-_swera_in Ottawa consulting the
Premier,” and elnoe that, according to'
Tom-efllawk, you have been discueeirig
aurrssmeuu is on Tues roam' ont." ‘°Finnlgan'. don't beseeilig things espec- iuilyf during this .festive season, cur- roundingit. Patrickh Day.
“I am not particular about consulting the Premiarfdnd if he whnfe to conduit rue he will _have td dcmeright down here ,,,,,gi|¢e jmelnlihpshdp. If he' crosses me cspeesii the potter. for the dear soul,I'll warrant you, will be dreaming of tuadcldai long as _from here to Ottawa every' night for ' a year.
“I'd juetlike a fevro! us had'the whole
.Tunnel or we'll drown you.'
good sousa down to the ankico the w
timo‘Say Tunnel! ` ' f' ` _
Irish for _they try to write' _t
Dominion Oxblnet out in the middle of the Straits on a cold We would take every one of them bythe heels and Whisper gently in their cars, ‘Now say
“Ii the word didn't come quickly a
. "nf
way. Thou- once, twice third- .fond last
“This 0a`ieyl.'you have seen its papers, other than The ouri-disc`,."p'e»l<nes
' ‘mit
beautiful dialect that dsgces call the i broguc and thcy= -make -la divilofamcss ofit. Do you see; Fin-1 nigan, we Irish supply wit for half the witless races on earth and now the-y` think
if they torture language into sgmcthlng
resembling that sweet intonation of ancestors that it must be witty. Don’t say a word for it pleases them." “ Mr. Casey, I want to aah' you a ques- tion. Was St. Patrick' a Scotohman i‘_‘
"No, but Pontius Pilaiewal arf English- man. Sr. Patrick wasu Iifrenchrnan, but hc had the good sense to como over. and become a naturaliaed Irish citizen.
“I'll tell you how it happened. Along
ftimo ago, when we Irish were called [Sootr, a lot of our people wont over and
_settled in what is now called Scotland, but which was then called some other
they were civil, which wasn't often.
“'l‘hcso Plots welcomed the Scots a
our ‘allowed each unc to homeateadaqunr-‘repay him. ' l
for section _of mountain scenery, but one night at ri spree tue Irisnlwys mgulna s lot of the prettiest girls away from the
young ,§Pict=, _Now there is nothing
'yollllh fellows Will iight over quicker than
a pretty ilrl. The Irish got well quilted and went home vowlng vengeance. They sent word over to King Niall thc_Great of Ire1and,`and`no man on earth was louder of a iight than he was; sa over he camo with thirty thousand of the best Soldiers in Ireland. Ile waliopped the Plots cu
over, and was souslck, ond it was hardly
, _ sight, and than to show he had no lil-feol- “He got up one m xrning in had humor old name. The natives they met with ing shock hands with them. He com-.Isnd made eomeromark about _how _far were called Plots-a very civil race when plained that he had a lot ofiroublc coming _ he might have to qc to find some o
-- .1
‘He invited thc Pictish chiefs to go.
down to England with _him to navc some sport. He marched down through llfng- land, lacing the English whenever they ventured to meet him till he came toLondcn. On his arrival the Cocknies took to the woods and he rested n few days, much dissapointed as thcra was
nothing doing.Tben ho seieed all tho ships on the coast ani _ crossed to Frafpge
where hc chased the natives as far onthe Loire. _
spike sfiisurit pleases you niiyrssy 1'
_could givc you _ali the il;r_hting you want!
“_N'iull got mad, and raid he could
quilt' the best Sullivan ever ` stood in shoes. That was before thc days of John L. l
‘Teddy iorgct himself and said things ho
shouldn‘t. Out flushed their swords and in_the first rush down went Niall the Great killed by one of ills own oflloirs.
“The Irish army sorrowfuliy rclraced
their way to Ireland. but among thc cup tives were thc_fd`.ure St. Phtrlc-l~: and his two meters. '
“St. Patrick hec1mc the slave of n cor-
ne ’poral. The corporal spoke to the young
who knew how to fight, when Teddy clavoiu Irish and got back the response
no fair that he tlidn't have a decent fight to_|Sullivau a colonel of dragopns just, for ‘Parlez-vous Francaisf
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oorporal,a`nd thryppdoratood, ouennothen _beautifn_lly_. _
“‘Whut's_your uamcf ‘Patrlciul Cal*
poru ic'.ts,' s nldlthofboy. ,_
“ ‘Tho Irish for the first part of that`l|
Patrick, ' said the corporal, 'and I cali you Pat for short. '
“ ‘The list part you’ll have to mgkg
oasy.’ .
“Tho boy understood him to say make
Casey, so he called himself Pat Casey.
“When St. Patrick became the greatest
mauin Western Europa some of his relat- ion acauno ovor from Franco, and to show they were related to him called themsel- ves Clseys; so you' know, Finnigamwhera thc Cuseys camo from nnd who they were related to. Good afternoon, Mr. Finni- gan.
lwzrfn Inf worm
V BY MARVIN DANA, IN LIPPINCOTT’
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The prosperity of the lest lies chiefly in the ear of_hlm who hears, as does
beauty in the eye of him~-who--aces:
Beyond _that it lies in the personaiityol the n`arrat`o`r‘. 'Tifanalyiefurther is not of much avail. A request to define beau- ty once' elicited the apt answer: “That is' the question of a blind man." To him who required such a definition, all definitions would 'bc_`
useless. Soo! humor: the only one requiring a dodnitlon of humcria he
who has no sense of lt, and all thc.
deiiuitious in the world would never make him understand what it was.
It i_s_ equally- difficult in draw'auy` cx¢'tct:’l`linenf division between wit und. humor, though many ' have tried to do so. They are, in truth, 'but different sides of the s'ame _thlugl Humor is nature, we know; wit is nrt. -,Humor has its source in _the emotions; wit in the intellect. From
humor comet laughter, hut`wit may
lle"`
muon as s sm . Nero made a ghastly playon Sene- ca's name when he passes sentence on n philosopher: “Se neon" - a bald decree that the wise man should kill himself. Hero is grim cleverneee, but hardly ofa kind to excite laugh- ter. Ofons thing we are sure-a sudden conirast between the expected and
thc actual will _provoke laughter. un- less n more serious emotion inter- venes. Any departure from the linc °f Horession of department sanction- ed by cnmmon uscagehas evoryvihere and always been a' fertile source of hlliilli/er, of caricature, and of satire. Fun is often ` pdrely local _in its'char- nn.. an amass' moe .reel-es “win lllllahtfr _when a missionary] wld them that the world was round. One
mlkado is sridto have _died in n lit*
°l laughter sites hsuing that the American people ruled themselves. _ _ The Chinese have their humorous tiles that would bo likely to tickle
the nsmriluse of the proplsdr si-»
l"°.°l» our letter nation. For exam- illvi one ofthe ancient tales is ofa
mah condemned to wear the thief’s collar. ‘ “How on mo. ara you get into "l""<¥\‘!i>¢l"afriend<a|ked him. - c'
“Uhr phi. w`y,” ‘“‘W"- "I was walking along the l‘°a'l when! chanoed to see a piece of oil hey-band rope. I know ' it iwee' oy “ll value to any one, and *as* no-flbni °\"l‘”°l| itil took it home with me." ` "n“""liY'did“_»’.the§ liliiho the pun-
ishment so 'eaten fiorfa lle»i¢ tl{fi\e,_
llh unir' the rinse demanded,
much »\1tcnl|hm”»_ _ _ _. ul 'W_“'f' ’ ." .the 'culprit ra- ”""'»_‘”'l\\l-l- le was umm more \~e=af.orwsaoeo==el~'ta¢repst" ’ ' - = The elastic' Greeks crooked ,many a f§“l“° llsv, _\nwe_r_=»c_. .cis langue.- ...-=°.;--1»~g-f-_» . v`.v‘_l_°-__ ` |ilc,‘utmse‘pt¢'i si élelandrie. five hundred years' before . ."P_’f» egueii/oi s tees or emu -“ll ‘ "l°\*\~i°' ‘lute mm
reduced the animalto a.straw a da
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, a dinner without cheese is like
Y e
and was just about ltd 'reduce the beautiful womnn withonly ouceye. diet still » further- -when the animal Often French wit is of the merel
px- I
chnncod to die, thus spoiling the _
absurd sort, like much of our ow
perlment; of the horse-owner_ who Thus it was a French oouttler wh carried about dhrlok 'from his' man- said oioman famous for'_cbesity`that h
siunasasample ofthe building for ex- found him. sitting all around n lab hibiiion to prospective buyers;'of the cur- by himself. That is really bett icus person who stood before his mirror than our modern American jest on
with his eyes shut in order to see how he the approaching fat man: "Her
looked when he was asleep. The man w
caught aorow. and determined to kee
' er-
iait so as to learn from his -own v obs vution whether or not the bird would really live two hundred years, and the ship wrecked rnurlner who clung to ~ the an- chor to keep from einklngyaro- also exam- pics of this ancient philosopher‘s1 ihumor. Still another of these anecdotes lu“Astei I" cites the case ofa man who demanded of an acquaintance whether it was he o his brother whchad 'recently been bur- ied. _ - <
hc comes a crowd."
p Here is a French joke that is r
ther English in character: Th Marquis de Favicres, notorious for his impecuulosity, called cna man of l means named Barnard, and said: . "Monsieur, I um going to nstonisn you. Iam the Marqulsrlo Favieres. _I do not know you, and I come to borrow five hundred louis."
"Monsieur," Barnard replied, “I
amgolng to aatonish you much more.
r
D- - _
Iknow 1°". and! am scluz l=°.l°l\ll .thutit wlllnevsr ns in the way.-st _
Among the Germans wc linda humor ¢h,,m_»» ' ` Nicholas. thse books arc avaliable tc every. work-
It is not the usual custom of young pco‘-
ple to luke notes but as they grow older and their interest in the affairs of iifc
,, widens, they will discover that a number
of matters' will como to their attention
y"and will slip away ngrtinur-loss tlrereis . something to help, the memory. While
ls
- D the suggestion may not bo of use to many
0 of you, 'for tho benefit of the fc_w who like e to be sympathetic, lho habit of carrying n
l _ ar litlie notebook with _an alphabetical
index is strongly rececou.meudcd. In this
c put down at least a brief note regarding
what you wish to rcmembor, in each case entering it under tho letters beginning
5' -
thc most prominent name or word con-
e
nected with it. If you cannot put down the exact item you wish to remember atleast note where you found it. The amountrof time saved by this hnbot as you grow older w-ll cnnblo you ro rcari a large number of excellent books; for to seek in vain n bit of information is not only extremely irritating, but exccdln ply wasteful of time. Particularly in reading _ will a little notebook _ paovo _n great hel It is better to chose u ilny' book, so
There is no worker in thc world no
matter what his lot, who cunnot_ fit him- self to occupy n better place, and in many cases cannot full to win that better place if he will only read. The men that have suoceedtd are thc men who have road.
The_men who have fniled are the mon who have acted ne if they thought their cxporienco in the world was to be unique and that they did not need their fcetto be lighted by lamps that had burned for others.
As Laurence \Vard tells thc story when
Andrew Carnegie chose libraries as the means of the distribution of much of his wealth, he struck a responsive chord in nil of those lniolligent workers who fully realize what weapons against ad- versity nnd ill luck may be drawn from :zooms in which books are kept and reao. 'Ihe museums and libraries of the world oontainbocks for which vast sums have been paid, yet the contents of ull
' [BY LAU RLNCE WARD.
er. Ho docs not have to pry thousands of dollars for the rnrc bindings. Small mat- ter to him whether his Shakespeare is of the rare iirwt edition with portrait. The printed words make up the book and these printed words are studied and gone over many times by the wise' work- er who wants to got ahead.
But the worker that really gets fahend
is the man wh0_docs for himself in contra- dlstinction to the man wl\o has something done for him.Ths mauwhn will go fm thest is the man who goes to tho book rather than the man io whom the book goes. Abraham Llncollfs famous long vi ulks altcr books and ills famous reading o' them by the light of the iiro have done
im'
learning in mcn who might not hnvc had it unless they had been brought io rcnllzu the sirugglcs vi hich some men have madc- for it.
worlds of good in stirring up n desire
"A "°°“°‘ “°‘°"°°'* cooks 2125 0512 FRIENM
wc dcs're. It is that to get which we have io struggle that wc desire most. Now that books are free almost and ibut evnry worker car walk into the fields of the ,best literature, there to pick and choose that shuil bs of most hcl; and assistance. to him, lhe:o is no excuse in thc world to be found for thc worker who does not read l{o is of malice nfcrzthought cutting himself olf from nn advantage in the race lnhcxd. llc is neglecting an opportuniiy to advance not only biulssll, but his fan l`y‘
It is better to rrad anything than to road nothing, The essential thing is to form the habit of reading. Once io becomes n plensurn to read, it becomes a pleasure to learn, und it is when wc learn with joy und work withjo] thatwe do the b st work of which wc are capable, :nd are of assistance to thc ri st of mankind. Only lhc ‘man \vho prefers irllonees to helpfulness and absence of labor to ribscccc of thc fruits of labor will negl it
That which cvcryboily can have nobody
l wants. It 's that which we have not that
who u-.,ni~1~ful helps and comforts ihat ‘arc to in: iound in books. _
and wit extensive and admirable. -The _ v__ _ _ . __,=n_,________________ _ *_
chief- characteristic, so far as one exists.
i2.°.°Zf.'."_§`.§'lf§,§F°f.'l”2`§i`.‘f.`f."= 'I1' °.1°'f§f'§.'l an_?___€Z__,M__g_g__%O__ Q A
metaphysical-sometimes quite physical
as here: ~
A little boy, strolling with his
mother along Unier den Linden, ob- served with -interest the- young misses of u seminary taking thcir`daily pa- rade. The girls were walking* two by two. In your. were the youngest their skirts to their kneesr ‘alter them come the 'others in the order cf
-their ages, their skirts increasing
with their yearn; last of all came _thcyoung ladies. whose skirts reached even to the pavement. - ` “Mhruma‘." questioned l ihe littlo boy. "why isit that- the girls’ l0Bs grow shorter as they grow older?" Yetthc best characteristic of _Ger-
man iestlng is its excellence, which must appeal to all the world. Thousll the story has been claimed for both French aud_ English ` wrltcrs,- it was ailerman, Heine, who “wrote tdllll author from whom he had rcbeived s book: ` _
"I shall lose no time in reading
it."
Iamreminded of tho striking com.
pariaon medcby_ another Frenchman,
__t_h_e gastronome Briliat Severin, that
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I THE WUHI] illiiil
_ NlW_ Yoml Har. I8 - Io was thc lati- -lcslah Flihnti Willard who really gave to 'n|is'w‘mrs_1 the were ‘~giua" which ne nm. heard while eagafid i|i~occ of the exPl°l‘- ations ofiba underworld. It .has been said of Mr. ‘vVillh-rd that other invehtigatora vm nent; ni on qyniuy what ...nur him p`rc»e\hinsnt._ flue wr-har declares
never took on a superld! air or be-
covieul- -'Ho
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At Chaman you are on the
threshold of the land of mystery. No country with which we are connected by close political iles keeps purduh so rigorous ns Afghanistan. Nepal you may enter with difficulty, ami see the home cf the Gurkhai-our "allies and brave mercenaries-who live in stern isolation and independ- ence. Afghanistan is forbidden. From tha Khyber you may look over rugged mountains and glans and watch thc caravans of bearded Af~
ghuns and the camels gurgiing under loads of merchandise. Bot Lunrli Kotal si\uts` the gate with n bang
Ag, Qhgmmu yiur gaze may wander across the great plateau toward Kandahar; but Baidak Spin-the
Afghan fort on the plain-secs thui. yourfcct do not follow your eyes. Il you doubt and are tempted, they ;wili toll you the story of Colonsi Yato, who strwcd over the _ border, land was held a prisoner in sight oi this regiment.
_ Not modesty but suspicion has
drawn this” impenetrable veil across Afghanisvan. Yusuf] and -Junk and :Ayub-`<i¢;oen_dunte of the coznuxunder of King Soiomon's armies and of r[Joremiah,sen - of Saul-know neither luodsety nor fear. These' untumed ofilidnanof Israel pray laiiah io give tnem inset on its tarts-iisldiagnins. una- lane.-1. Bet aodur anim... taught them wisdom in presence oi "the lion and the terrible hcar;whr- .are staring ut the peer ‘goat-.` lull Ml
_roudyto swallow it-at theii-st op-
.,,m~i,,mi|y." The gmt has _with- drawn into the mountalnszto grow strong. Rnlway and tel'._~,;raph.ml5 ,not follow, und no alien may np- - preach. For news -of ‘the oil" Mgodt" we have only the goeslpof” thi liadaars wi.c`n the caravans 'come ic
_fl¢ah|.wur_ and Q_pe\.ta' and' Nushki. Tiicgoseipla good, for lt tails thai ‘ the law estrbiishedby wise and ruthless Awiur Rahman apiece. l Ill ‘tl\o"tt`reuuoua' days of his youth tan --vice-rerun e'|_ aiu"-he pm.
learned that when the King of the
Afghans strayula few xnilcn fr:»ln his capital another king reigned in his stead, and fight was his only refuge. To-lay his son is touring through thelund. We hear of him at Julia- dubad showering raw-irdq nnd punish- ment. Yet neither son or brother has seized the occasion to rebel. This is proof that Abdur Rabmnndld noi live in vain; that feudal lords were nctblown from gunsio no purpose; lhat robber chiefs did not hung in crigestc no.good end. It may be long crc thc Afghans set up un Exc- tcr [lull in Kabul, and sent mission- aries to spread the gospel oi‘,lldu- hommcd; but Iinbidullab neod not rcpeatin anguish the thoughtsof his father: ` "
“Fairnre tha vales well-watered and
the vines on the upland swe‘l,
“You might think you wore reigning in Heaven?-I know I am ruling lr
Ileil.”
The Afghans have been tamed for
more than a day. ` A wonderful story is that to which Hablbullah is heir A quarter ofa century- ago, when Ahdur Ilnbman was fighting his way tothe throne, every priest and every' chief of every tribe and villngo wa- king in his own might. Tyranny<_and_. cruelty were rampant. `For I- few
-unuse yourself by cutting qri' e ueigbbor‘s head to see how ,high il lumped on a red-hot iron. Assassr-.~‘ ncion was a legitimate business - ami robbery an honored profession. ii nnbitlon sciscii you to bedcmo u -aint you had 'only io atiok_.your knife into un inilici ouipasa_,_un- challenged before thc Judgment Scot -insight into Pavadi e.~ ' Unless rumor belies them, Afghani; _ravcloresireri these ancient and-'-film# »n-ri customs nmi are turning their* -morg’es o commcrcc and »Ipd\|a_‘.|"y_,_ it is significant, at any tahr'.»<_tiv\l- the Amir is reported io hdvc bgdil
lille nivliers, _hon-over, an opposed
inpoee you might slay your enemy-err
il.i\.». n-sed for railways and t'-lcgrapljs.
'i
tho wisdom of Abilur Rahman, who hi-lil that railways ruakc tho country uccersibleto enemies. and must wnlt “until we have an arn\y_ strong enough to fight our neighbors? ltfennwhilo the fierce Pnlhnn_ has to be content with the telephone, which lssaid tobe spreading iis _net ov_cr the land. If bc wants u train in- stead ofacomel hc must go to_Khushir, where tho Russians have n rollwny.which
they are anxious to extent to ilcrat, or hamuat come to Chumnn, wht-rc our rolls point to Kandahar. -
These rumors of prncc who.-h trickle across the border and follow the progress of the Amir may br .cell founded. They are confirmed to some extent by thc state of ihr frontier. Now and again nn isoiaion post is attacked and men arc killed for their rifles, or a native is found -ilurk on thc road with a dagger bctwccn his ribs and a note explaining that som;
disappointed Paihan desires to cali thi- iitention ofthe Govcmment of Iudia to his grievances. But these incidents of frontier lifc are comparatively rare. The tribes who lived by plunder and raid regret the good old times when men lived by the sword and died by a rifle fired from .hc security cfarock. I mot n man thr- ithcr d ly who complained biti criy of these wadcnt finys. Atoll nnd stately ruilian u baggy trenches and am,|io whiic robes, vitha turbuu over his long bfnck loans- hofuce of a Iisbi-ewyprcphcr, null bold lark eyes thabflaeh likcusword. lic rc~ uembers the timo whcn all that `hc need
io to be_rioh and mlpeeiabls uns, to set ight to u vllluhe and hill a (ow nclghbo|~;'. "Ncw_wc_ure won\eo,and must und sheep _ind goate,_aml _may not look cvcr thc fence."
.The fence hu-i a vigilant guardian in,
__(}c||eral Qmith-Dorrfeu. Wardtu of 009 'mike of wild frontier-of. snowciafi mountain and'sn\\-scorched plain.-of wild _tribes with whom was-,_ is a pnselnn and pieu_rler an icatlnct,i|c knows every weak. ncaa and every strength of tho strategic frontier. Stand on the summit df Kojul;
_ _ _---. __ - _ .,
keeps watch over India-the sirong man, armed and alert in thc ice and thc sun, waiting for the foe who halts by thc vrny.
You may have doubts about the “forward policy," butihcy will vanish when you ‘nsccnrl from the naked plains through the lloian Pass and come to the ramparis of
that nature raised for tho defence of our Indian Empire. From llcrut nil mails lenrl to Quotia und alilucttu you muy hell and bafr thc goto to India or throw it opcn to sirlko ou front or on flank. Quclta
may be approached o_nly from the north orthe south. Ou the north it is guarded
by fortified hills, and ut Dalell, in thc narrow exit from the pl-lin octwecn thc cliffs of Tnkatu and thc ruogcd foothills of Masl\o|n.lz, are strongly' defended lines that could not bc turned save by a mir- acle. From the south an encnxy nilvunc-
ing from Soistrm through Nuski would have to pass along narrow valleys nm over dliilcuiz hills capable nf prciongcri resistance. The citadel of tho sou' ivwvcsi. frontier-strong by nuluiv- hiv. been mndc doubly strong oy nrt, rvni uniii-r the new reilistrlbntlon Scheme will haw .i
garrison of two complcic divisions.
India has, therefore, it double rlf-fi-nw
-the frontier and Ai,;imnis.i.sn. The late A\n’rmndc no secret of his llc-
peurlonco upon tho llritish in tho event of an invasion. His successor has hinted
Hliii iVilNiSiiilS
iii Bill Slllliiii
im presented in lloston, any the Congreg- ational ministers of Ilostdtl in conveniii assembled.
At their meeting ycstrrlny resolution
wcro avlnpied condemning; the present ii li
in this i: ty the ilrit work of Ayr-ii.
foprcvunt tho prcrcuialion of li opera.
resolution stairs.
bad tobo offered to New Yprk pub- lio,,_we who are interested in making n be Denton cannot complacentiy
and_`look iidwn oil tlle,piaiu and the peaks
_less Aodur Rahman' named himself-
_io those innovations, and abide _--by
._of snow. and yoiyaal the sentinel tlllt
tim' . f
contemplate its pres nlntion in our own beloved oily."
Boston, March ld-“Salomc" is not ill to ‘
of the opt-ruby llr-rr Uonrii-<l‘.-r i-nn|;\a\|»
'|`hey also cailcil un Mayor l"llzarr|\l.
"Wo nrc convinced ilmt whnievr
might bc its drarnn merits, tires wauldlre for ontwclghcil by the dc- bauciiing null cnibruting cil`ect“," the to ensure 1-nriy appraraurr of cnrrcalpond-
"Surely, if 'Shlomo' is lou notoriously
that he is not necessarily bound by the
engagements of his father. llc bus, how- ever, shown no disposition Lo ricpnrt from tho policy of Abrlur llsxhnmn, and has directed his energies to thc peaceful ile- vulopmcnt ofthe ccuniry. llc has given no counicirunre to those frontier' intrigues
which encouragcii chiefs of bordering' tribci to bc Afghans in Summer and ilgasb In \Vintcr, rcaiiy to ucccpt money amlrobcs nf honor from cnc-b in turn.
'l'bc system of fr .nticr lirics has removed Icmptntlon lo this double oculing, and hm- tcnileii t-1 convince the Afghans tha we hnvc no designs on their country and
no_dcslr`cs\\'c to soc them a strong and self-c->nll\incil nniioo.
_
$50 000 000 FUR Ai)VEilTiSlNG
i l
“Ji\\\t»,~ li, ll::lif,fl\1\. irlmcco klnfl
1_0( i.or»u lirnncb. New .lrr=i-y, recently
‘claimed in nn interview that he had
_-punt wore mor-oy in advertising than any other living man. lic r-‘ni-l that the _ l'i.:\n'rs would Nabil flity million dollars. i f .\’rwsp|\p\-rilou\."
\'i~t.inmra_ I3. Duke iS to»ilr\y one of
\l\~~ \.\'i-niiiliosl. men in the worlri. \Vhen you sec u. liberal ulivertlscr you sci- a rich i man. 'l`i\-,e ,l;u_~’im~ss man who in this ago ‘nf nilvr-rtiriing ls afraid fo invest any money in publicity will never accumulate a fortune.-Record.
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DISCOMFORT AFTER EATlNG-
I-`ni»lin:: hpprcsscfl wiihn sensation of
atuillness and ilnriing lilo food io ¢lisl.cnd and irapgiikc rs heavy weight at the pit ol the stomach, are symptoms of indi- gustlou. With tiwsc, the suifcrcrs _will ofton hnvc constipation, fullness of thc
_lilonil in rho in-ml, nuiility nf thc stomach, _|\.m~a:u, i»r:l\il»i\rs, ircndnrlle, disgust of fmil, pr..=|i~i\is rrui'i|\ilm\.s, sinking ot ii|xi.i\-rlrigof ilu-_ hcarl., choking or suffo- .~.nrwr\ senshllon “hen lying dowfli
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___ in-|'~-r.~ thc eyes, fever or 'lull pain in tho _H lim iwarl, yellou ness of thc skin and cyra, y pain in thc siilc.
A few ilosca ni liuich Lnbicill WUI fl`9¢
I ihr systeln nf nil thc above named dis- "_ orders. I.‘nrcl_»' \'l'R°lBlll@. "1 Fl"-‘l Wm'l‘ ' our pain, ‘Slunil and easy in lnkcl One r nflcr each mcsii __ E ____-1**-‘-*-*
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euccnil mailer sont in shouldbe out down as mfirn as po~slb. . Every ntlcntinnia pniil io correspondence but itlsiniprnwlilo to get nnyuinng in as written, rr-pi-ciaily when as of laie mm y communications are being receivid each day.
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