CIMN Top Zo

. Way Cool Jr. . I Wanna Have Some Fun . In Your Room . American Dream Hopes Go Astray Pauper in Paradise Hard to Laugh . Born to Be My Baby . The Criminal . Handle With Care 11. Five Long Years . Let’s Put the X in Sex . Chip Away at the Stone . When Time Turns Around . Tell Somebody . Love, Truth, & Honesty . We Close Our.Eyes . Wild Thing . Two Hearts

. My Sensation 1. Paradise City . Waterline . What I Am . Waiting for a Star to Fall . Wild World

for Feb 2 Ratt Samantha Fox The Bangles Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young The Northern Pikes Frozen Ghost The Pursuit of Happiness Bon Jovi Sons of Freedom The Travelling Wilburys Colin James Kiss Aerosmith Spoons Sass Jordan Bananarama David Gibson Tone—Loc Phil Collins Eye Eye Guns N’Roses Spoons Edie Brickell & New Bohemians Boy Meets Girl Maxi Priest

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Psych Club

Coming up for the Psychology Club...Lunch at Mother’s Restau- rant on Friday at 1:30!!! If you like pasta and great conversation, come on over and join with the psychs for a fun time and some good food...T-shirts and sweat- shirts! We are in the process of ordering our new shirts with the great new logo. Further informa- tion will be available in days to come...The next meeting of the club will be Monday the 6th of February at 3:00 in the Pychology Lounge. Among the topics up for discussion are club shirts, volley- ball, and fund-raising. Be there, or be a manic-—depressive!!

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Casino Night

Come Celebrate the Chi- nese New Year with the Soci- ology/Anthropology Club. Our Casino Night is rumored to be the best gambling north of Atlantic city and east of Vegas. For all those thirsty gamblers there will be a cash bar, and for those of you who are lucky at the tables and win some of our funny money there will be an auction to follow. so come on out, have a couple of drinks, play some blackjack, and use your winnings to buy some of our great prizes at the auction. The Casino Night is open) to ev-’

eryone, not just members of the ©

Soc/anth club, so don’t be shy. Come on out and have a great time.

When: Wednesday, February

8 p.m. — Midnight

Auction will take place be- tween 11:30 & 12:00

Where: Main Building

Sociology/ Anthropology lounge

4th Floor, Room 420

Don’t forget to bring your friends to Vegas north and havea great time.

Caf Changes

. The cafeteria has been expe- riencing secretive cracker raids in its waking hours. It seems cafe- teria eaters have too great a lik- ing for such wee items as peanut butter, jams, crackers, and but- ters. The Marriott management has this to say of the pillages: “Students (or stealy profs) who take four cracker packages don’t seem to realize that we buy these things. The end result is a loss in profits for us.”

This cracker dilemma largely seems to be escalating as grow- ing students in ernest strive to- wards better nutrition. The stu- dents who dine at the cafeteria ( 90% of the picture ) are airing a message: if we can’t get enough for our dollar, we’ll fill up the rest with frills, like but--ter, crackers, and the like.

If this diabolical activity con- tinues, says a student cafeteria representative, prices may go up,

by Jason Corsi

noting that the perpetrators are, in effect, shooting themselves in the foot. The cracker business has forced Marriott into a stale- mate. Policy, being pushed to its limits, has it that prices remain untarnished until September.

Other developments include Hairnets; the staff wear invisi- ble (see-thru models ). What- ever a few poor souls expe- rienced in their Reuben sand- wiches during the Rock n’ Roll Dinner (another development) clearly wasn’t owned by the staff.

From recent information I have it that the staff welcomes your comments a la serviette bad and good, and does work towards pleasing you the customer.

P.S. You can’t have the Dean or Marilyn or any of the 45’s. Marriott’s reserving them for another one of the swingin’ contests—dinners.

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= Thursday, February 2nd, 1989