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That photograph of the two people in front of the Student Centre picture was frightening! It was like some sort of surreal scene in a David Lynch film or something. For the past three nights I have been having night- mares of that old man with his mouth agape and crouching. You guys should put warnings on the cover! I dare not open the next issue for fear that there will be more photo- graphs of that nature.

The point of the cover was not to scare you so I’m sorry. The truly scary thing about the new SUB may well be the end cost of the project.-Ed.

Dear Editor: ©

Why do people take humour so seriously? It’s as if nobody is allowed to make a joke anymore in case someone gets of- fended. Humour is not a form of hatred, but a form of acceptance. People accept each other’s differ- ences by laughing at them. The cartoon in the November 2" issue of the Cadre may have been disrespectful, but who is to say that Christianity is.

the be-all and end-all, that it is untouchable. As a practicing Buddhist, I could care less what people say about Bud- — dha. Let our lives on Earth be filled with joy and laughter and let no one take offence. Let us all be friends and not take harmless jokes so seriously. We will all be better for it.

-Roderick Jaynes Dear Rederick:

I only know one truly non offensive joke. A baby polar bear ask his mother, “am I 100% polar bear?” His mother answers, “Of course dear, my father was a polar bear, my grandfather was a polar bear, ask your father.” So the boy asks his father the same question. His father responds, “Of course I come from all polar bears as did my father and his before him, why do you ask son?” The baby polar bear responds, “because Dad, I'm fucking freez- ing.” -Ed.

Dear DLO:

You guys sure messed up this time! You guys put the wrong date on last week’s issue! I almost thought I missed a couple deadlines for

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my papers!-Cant you guys do anything right?

Anonymous Dear Anonymous:

Sorry about that one, a small communication error between us and the good folks at the Guardian. By the way, you should probably not be setting your watch by the student newspaper.- Ed.

I just thought I would comment on the exam schedule. I am a Science

_ student and all my

exams are crammed together in the first three days. And I’m not the only one. Most of the Science students I know are in the same boat. Sure I'll have a longer break but that means I will have to go through three days of hell. Its not as if the science profes- sors need a lot of time to correct the exams. They are all multiple choice and calculations that only have one answer! I’m not going to be writing any essays or anything. Someone has to take a serious look at the way the exam sched- ules are made.

-Isaac Clarke