UPEI SUN Jan. 20 1983

THE KLEENER'S KIDSIT by: Ed Orlowski.

RANGER RICKY

Mow Mow is the grub— by giggler no bone br— ush with a scensable swivelhead squiggler, after tax deduction han- dle. A student alias Ranger Ricky, was doing the cat prowl in room 1111, of the invigor— ating beautiful Duffy Science Building. He me- andered from desk to desk, his seak—o—stat was at a bumerling pitch "Did anyone see my com— puter programme?" no one could come up with the lost programme, even though Ranger Ricky took to walking over the tops of the desks in his rel— ’ entless search of the missing programme. At this point the Kleener made the comment that Ranger Ricky rides again Ranger Ricky commented that even the non stu- dent order of the envir- onment was against him this day, and of course with a jolt of lightning with her scene nessore— lers, Mow Mow, who is the grubby giggler no . bone brush with a scens— able swivelhead squig— gler, after tax dedu- ction handle, was quick to take offence, to pac ify her the Kleener act ually had to pick her up amd ruffle her scruf- flees so to say, and too say " Oh you poor, poor baby", while petting her grubby mo 1 lette ~13 aptly to paciij 131‘ 5:1" " " 11111"?

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undust the area, she had just finished sweep— ing and was itching to get on a sneezing binge to satisfy her urge, tha I of being humiliated by something other than another mop. If Ranger Ricky only knew what was going on inside her whip lette he might have been more kind to the Mow Mow baby. I After crawling up under and over all the desks Ranger Ricky remanbered the bunch of fresh grapes he had put

in his back pocket three days prior to this gen- eral workout, and won— dered if they had time to ripen, carefully he put his hand where he had been sitting and smashing around, tofind that the grapes had dis— I appeared, all he could find was a scrunched piece of some kind of paper, which he fluffed out. On very close obs— ervation it dawned on him that this was the computer programme that he had been searching

for, for these two days. I

The Kleaner raised his eyes to the heavens,

as if to say thank you, to the above, and not— iced the randan air cur:- rents in room 1111 mov-

ing generously a hand I

full of streamered toi- let tissue that was stil tethered to the ceil— ing tile and the paper seemed to be waving good—bye to all the frie ndly and full of fun people in this room.With that the Kleaner took ' Iwa Mow, and silently pushed their way down the hallway to the Kleaner's Klosit, as they scruffled they saw Ranger Ricky with his arms up in jubilation, and triumph, muttering to himself and to all passers by. .. This

is dumb, this is really dumb, it was in my po'c-

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ket all the time. Mow

Mowjust giggled, and

said to herself. . . . . .

those humans, they are really funny.

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SINGIN' m THE RAIN. U.S.A., 11:952. Dirs. Gene Kelly, Stanley Donen, 5: Starring Gene Kelly,

Debbie Reynolds, Don O'Connor and Cyd Charisse. One of the greatest musicals ever made! . Standout production numbers include the lavish "Broadway'Melody Ballet. '

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Jan.28. THE GENERAL. U.S.A.. - Dir. Buster Keaton. ' Starring Buster Keaton,Marian Mack and Joe Keaton.

"The General" is a study in the int- 1 ricate calculation A of silent cauedy

at its finest, un- Winding and breath” taking' visual grace. Silent with musical Soundtrack,tinted.

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— that we are not talking about Scott when we y "the moose is loose". - ;

hangar routine" in 315 Blanchard. that Winter Spree 83 is just around the corner. ‘ - that the BB Panthers are playing at home this“,

3' o - that East is least and West is best.

3" — that someone was Jaywalking' at Blanchard the other

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- that Quincy's coUrse is a classic.

- that Casey's is the new "in" spot.

3 - that the Sun deadline is Monday noon.

- that when groups want to place ads in the Sun they ' have to make than themselves.

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