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By Jim Fanning

This is not a new ' column, this is the same column but changed only in name from intermurals to Intramurals.

The new spelling and meaning professor Vince "Clam" Mulligan recently told me that it is intra— (within) murals (walls). So from now on it will be intramurals.

The Selects earned Team of the: week last week by winning its only start in softball last week 8—3. They defeated M&M and we recently asked new manager Gerry "Jim Fanning" Moore why

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a berry — berry good to me. The game of the week was held last Tuesday, Colonel Red vs. Blanchard. Colonel Red's pitcher was obviously too gentle. Every ball that came over the plate was hit way out in left field. But Jacinta Gal- lant developed a new tech- ’ nicue by throwing the ball over her back. Obyiously,

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Mark "Dick Williams”? Jones was fired. He replied/because Dick _ doesn't know dick." Another big reason for the Select victory is because J, Jim Fanning was in the lineup. for my premier performance. The reason for the first week 0-2 record isgbecause J, Jim. Fanning, was not playing. Many ask me, Jim Fanning, why Selects lost last year in softball? It is because J, Jim Fanning, was not there for many key games and we lost those key games because

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by the score (16—8) it didn't help at all.

However, reliable sources have stated that the game was sab- otaged by, no one else but the ump. One ball was not enough, so he took it upon himself to use two balls in

play. One tip girls:

If at “3 trys you can't , _. sucCeed, let ‘the ball '" '

INTRAMURAL AND RECREATIONAL SCHEDULE \

Men Softball

Monday, October 5 4:00 P.M.

Korakin vs Engineers

4:00i-P.'M.' Selects vs Blanchard

Iuesday, octobek’s

4E00iP.M. a Freshmen vs Korakin 5:00.;‘P.M. ~72. Mean. Machine. vs. Marian

'Wednesdayig Otto'berigd I

4 : 007 P =. Mi."

==Marian vs Engineers

»5:0-O"P.-M.~431Sel5etts vs Mean Machine

Play ~ Offs - starts“

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J, Jim Fanning, was not there.

V In flag football, last week it Was the Selects pounding the Engineers 18-3 with me,

‘Jim Fanning, [doing all '

the scoring for the Selects. Many people out there are me, Jim Fanning, when 'tackle football is starting.

It is starting this week and, of course, watch out for me, Jim Fanning. The Selects won the Mulligan Bowl last year and reporters say it was all because of me, Jim- Fanning. Well, even I

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Flag Football started this week. Unfortun— ately, the rain and mud scared a few girls off. However, those who were there learned a little bit about, T fomtien. ' Or was Li'tlthe I'i’or‘ Heat‘— mation? The highlight of the game was the'star cenw

ter (Kathy Greene) who

seemed to be the only one ”

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' ngtball H Tuesday, October 6

4:00 P.M. - Daze Student vs ‘Bern'iue,#.gr,4

Wednesday, October 7

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watch "Can I. everrbe‘ ; as Jim?!" wen - you can't becauserthere ’-

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favourite sportéﬁrepor’terv, . ‘ Jim Fanning, signing: ' off. If anyone has-any complaints send to

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the game. ‘ Peggy along with Sue Whithey were a great pair yinstruct- ..

‘ ing the girls how'to throw

and Catch the ballet, As for the rest, they are catching on

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Thursday, October 8

4:00 P.M. -‘ Blanchard vs ColgfsiffRedsi'

take (ID—Ed showers .

Rumor Hath lt..L-." - that a, certain person from 207 Marion *likési‘toff V, j 'V W

- that Blanchard girls can whoop the pants 'off’of, the Soccer team, . . in "caps" that "is!

- that Parloo has a, pillcw fetish. ' 7 ‘

- that Vince won't be using his convertible mhch". ‘ longer (brrrr). ' - that plans for the new athletic inching along. '

- that Scotty's favourite color is redll? .

— that Tom S. finally found himself a

— that Frankie bares her bottom bestgin éBreton. - that people in the field in, front ‘ef’B‘lanehard

Hall were spotted carrying on promiscious acts »; ~:;a; 115mg foam- " ‘ s - 5" .' r!“ 7 a . - that some of the Freshmen are still suffering from diaper rash. . - that the Engineers are thinking of’having a‘i—{Nut and

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Friday, October 2 5:00 P.M. - Marian vs Selects Sunday, October54.‘ l 3 _ ll:00-A.M;»% Mean Machine vs Selects

Thursday, Octoben 8 4:30 P.M. - Marian vs Mean Machine

_Friday, October 9 . 4:30 P.M. 5 Selects vs Marian

Home" l y Bolt" pub???? . x Football - that S.G. from Marion can pick up his‘shirtefrom ' - ' . < H” i“ Monday, October .5 , B.R. in Blanchard after 12 in“: A H 4:15 P -.M- ‘ BlanChard V5 (301's REdS . " Contributions for Rumour Hath It’écan

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