LIBRARY RDQFINTBXHi>-Tlmeroof on the second floor of Robertson Library sustained. heavy damage recently. Security guards found large craters in the library ceiling, r{he dents

are about the Size of an extraner large pumpkin and engineers fear that the roof

is severely damaged from the . beating it took. “ Further ' investigation. into the matter, which was originally took to

be an act of vandalism, revealed that the damage was caused by a Mr. Tony Carroll. Mr. Carroll claims he was merely trying out his new motorized pogo stick. Although the roof is heavily damaged

and may haveto ;be replaced

Mr. Carroll's head“ is unscarred. FlRmEfilfiu gRssIDmT' s ‘ HOUSE- A fire in. an \fapar_l-~'w7trn§5ti'building ’ on Haviland St. inhabited by *

Maglougall might be of a su®icious origin, fire department officials revealed today. Rumors that the fire started. while Mr. MacDougall vas freebasinq cocaine were eemed to be "pure bull____" 'V,‘?J.B. himself who blamed the fireon "thegiant purple lobsters whofigiye‘finside the l.\7;."' John was left .omeless- as a result of the f ire was sedated and invited "stay with Dr. Leo Killhorn or a few weeks to lf'reCuperate".

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F(I)D MANAGER ARRESTED- Andy Dean, manager of the cafeteria was arrested by S.P.C.A. agents yesterday on charges of gross cruelty to animals, (no, he did not refuse to feed the engineers) The charges stem frcin a series of incidents over the last year. It seens that Mr. Dean went to the Animal Shelter disguised

as a kindly old lady to adopt some pets. He drew suspicion

to himself when he started

to adopt as many as 50 cats 1 a week. Although no corpses have been found yet investigators fear the worst.

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CAFEI‘ERIA SPECIAL FOR THE WEEK- The special in the cafeteria this week ,is Feline Bubbly Bake, all you can eat for 50¢.

TA’IOEYYOUIL Believe it or not 55 have the son of a famous celebrity on campus. A child support suit brought against Mr; Tatoo of Fantasv Island fame has revealed that he is

. the true father of none other

than our own V.P.Externa]., Victor Moore. Although this comes as a shock, it explains why Victor has been seen

on the roof of the Barnflpointing at airplanes flying by and

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