lessons, bicycle and gym membership, and comprehensive health coverage are included outside of salary. For more information, visit the CDEC on campus.

The Bok Ji Corporation has openings for English Instructors in Korea. Send a resume, a copy of your passport, and a copy of your diploma or graduation letter and transcripts to: Bok Ji Corporation, Yang Chun P.O. Box 8, Yang Chun Gu, Seoul, KOREA. Benefits in- clude a rent-free room and some travel ex- penses. Application deadline is March 31, 1995. Further information available at the CDEC.

Korea Services Group has openings for ESL teachers. Applicants must have a four year degree in any area and must be prepared to honour a one-year contract. More information available at the CDEC.

English Academy for Children has full-time positions available for English Teachers in Japan. Send a resume to: English Academy for Children, #503 Green Plaza Bldg., 292-1, Asahi, Tomobe t., ibarake Pref., 309-17 or fax: 81-296-77-9594.

Au Pair has nanny positions available in France, Germany, and England. Positions are available for 6 months or | year. Registrations forms are available at the CDEC.

CLASSIFIEDS

Freeto agood home- - one sofa. Complete with oral history. Ideal beginning for new and improved BIO lounge.

Wanted:

Responsible female room mate(s) to share home very close to UPEland vet college. $250.00/Month (in- cludes heat and lights). Available im- mediately. Balance of January free. Call 386-3228.

PERSONALS

To a tall, distinguished older gentleman:

I am thrilled to be spending St. Valen- tine’s Day with you. You bring the flow- ers; I’ll bring the wine.

To an old friend: Remember _ that movie we were going tomake? Doyouhave any toys you can add to our collection?

To the guy in Cass who keeps Jello in the refrigerator:

If you mix red and blue, you get purple. I’ve got the blue if you need it.

1 Si De

To the badminton player going to Grand Prairie: Good luck, but re- member, nice guys finish last! Better be mean.

Y.

Blue Hen!

Idon’tappreciate you getting involved be- tween myself and my mysterious man. So, STAY THE CLUCK

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OUT OF THIS MAT- TER!!! Mother Hen

Mysterious Man! (C.H.)

I hope you are not offended by what Blue Hen said last week. I would never turn you down, espe- cially when there is all those freckles to count yet. Please re- spond with a date and time for me to. meet you or I might just have Blue Hen ferti- lize my eggs.

A Very Hot Hen in Heat!

Tender’? #23:

I now understand what you’re looking for. I too am a Pan- ther that comes in small proportions. It was but a glimpse I caught of you in the men’s section of the

Field House, a safe haven awaits you up- stairs at the crow's nest.

Soccer Shorty

Chemistry Cutie: Picture This

One tenth of a dime, no small proportions aroundhere, Myron’s was made for you and me, do you think my Harley’s hanging there just for show, do you think Bauer 3000’s are sold over the counter, do you think the crow’s nest isopento anyone. All it takes is a wink in Chem 232 and the “‘washboard’’ will be yours.

P.S. Biobabe, you’re cruisin’ with Ace

Like to rekindle the fire we had at the Hip Concert in Moncton.

You’ll recognize me from the mustard stains.

Signed #4

To: Blonde Beauty

I always see you pumping iron at the gym. From whatI can see, you are CUT, but I would like to check out ifall your muscle is like that! I know that you are in second year at AVC. How about meeting up sometime???

From: I. M. Whet.

To the man in Eng- lish 241:

Ilove listening to you in class, I really think you're sexy. I just thought it would be nice if we could get together for Valen- tines Day. I'd love to hear your answer. From the girl in the third row.

To. K.F

Lets run away to- gether and ‘not get married. I would love to spend the rest of my life being un-mar- ried to you. What do ya say--how about France for a day... Love G.K.

Mr. Potato Head,

I think it is so cool that I can rearrange your face, and put your nose where your ear is supposed to be- - what a turn-on! Mrs. Potato head.

HELLO! HAS ANY- ONE SEEN CUPID- - I NEED HIM TO CATCH MEA VAL- ENTINE! Lost love

To T.A.

Looking forward to seeing your baby!

G.

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