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Worldls Liar champ Tells His Tale

BUR.L1NGTON..Vl)V-I5-. (AP)-Bee ' , Mclntyre of Richmond. Va.. A mil with I. penchant for detail. was re-l

cently named by the Burlington! ”

lLiars Clubs as the flower of Amerl-l The "mlem mnmtry adage that

inan falsehood. tthe best defense is an attack, A casmron name "about threelserved West extremely well in the

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deep." won McIntyre the mic or PRICKLY PORKY PERSISTS I

because the kettle was swept off ?ersi.xtr,iicn in a cause that's right, lits feet by the strongest wind ever N0"-h d95l"- will almost almiys ism a fight. imagined. Norlh-SoulYkV3U;n9T3H?- -Old Moths" N tu' . . Q --n l 3 '9 Mclntyrs Wrote. .A-1543 . "The strongest wind I ever heard 1 O K3

(I;';?ny"""g I?xe.5 sumd '31 "OM of hit our place last surmner, along: 55””

:1 co:il;1ll:"1:r.-:3:-T nil: lLe?,,”Ii with a slam-bang thunderstorm. .954 N Q832 Na o'eon and Uncle was Prickl Porkl the Porcunnc The wind was so strong mm "' .95 i .952 P Y

. Y 3 , 1 ' picked up our cast-iron wash kettle .Q53z W L . 10154 A

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foxes were called. hadn't known be-l W0 feet dun and bi”. it out at 'hK9 33 .'

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1.d ,t Hm lh look P bit N And the wind blew that kettlel .AJ9 FOUR OBLDCK NTH illl'.nl.h8yl Clldil'-is like lSllSoll1OlJl(S.l iron? l E:r;,.J;sLo,31::nn:hil:feltnxni m Q J7

3m”'f had j”5" prppared "0 59””: struck at it fiie time 3- mg The bidding 50i-N7 OF TVNA-Ami

It Prickly Porkywvhen Sammy Jay' nnsscnnu "on. E.” son". wed 9-yE5 M5 N5g,,.cAux

n a tree near by screamed. "Don't; do m now do in" Too-smart, Tm did!" "kc he looks or-of,...l.fEi”3liB:ii35”?:x"til.l'.;oi”ii: 33 iii it? 33 '"35””ed' Prickly PMKY lwked "9. ML 31952 honors with a tale about mos- 09 Pan GNT Pun be almost as big again as when he" -mm-mi-s-'mmv'A"w znunoes he encountered in Korea. In. P", - had first appeal-rrl. Thzit was be-innt 0! my wa3,,v- n,.,.5iSu.n punk, Although they were SIX feet Mn ; muse "W ”m”53ml "me 5V”"5lly Porky. they decided to devour him on the One thing is sure - South didn't i mned qums he carrwd m his Calm "You'll be S0FI'.V If you l1'.V N! spot because they feared that "if do any underbldding! In effect leg "mndmg Q," 'md' lG0m8 any nearer," snarled Too- we carry him home the big mos- he went straight to six notrump on . Mama” M” on his daor5mpl5mM'l- Bill: he .dldn't 1991 nearly quitoes will take him away from the mere strength of North's open- "131" in lmm "I m9 d0”m'5-V-'as bold as he sounded. Tlmrc was us," mg the bidding, Wlckly Pmky 1'”5”'7d mos” Sm”-)', somcllnng about this clun1sy-l0nk- unnnrnhle Menunn W0sL'5 fir,-L 5.y em,” was to nnen pointed little spears. It was a inostlving snannm. mm mm mm R most we jun of hearts from his blank unpleasant sound. The two younlzluncomfortnble feeling, It was the Another Texan L. C. McRoberts qugehqacg, south should not have "W93 knew "Wm"? Wh3WV"' NW” same way with Soft-Eyes. of Kingsville. this year won honor- mien far ghj, but he and pumng Henry l11Vln8 59911 Prickly P07” b'3f0”v ”"I'his is our home, so you better able mention which is awarded by up dummy. ' age he nmmnny '-MY -hm "W" 53” W959 'l"m5 go back where you came from."lthe judges of fabrications which. fiheugd to his owh ten and went about "1059 W19 5DWS- which Hrcispoiu-, up Soft-Eyes. accordmlz to the clubs' rules of was pleased to rake ill the trick Called quills? W”h0"l' k"”Wl”R Just: Prickly Porky gruntcd, hm, lirsnvrystalliiie deceit, didn't quite make with his singleton nuhgh. Why -HWY dim” like me lmks "Umade no ninvo to go back. The tun jiho grade. Ehcuu,-aged by ins n,n,n1 success hlmv ifoxes growled and showed thelrl McRoberts wrote: ”Durlng west haw ho; iy annexed the dun 'iWhl't d” 3'0" wam NW7" d9" teeth, Prickly Pork stood still right drought years on the south Texas gun, in whmh hg suspected mghg. mind” T00'5m5"- ""1 ll” V01c5lwhere he was. While he wasnticoast, Baffin bay becomes so salty ly) ma; declare, had Enamel. nn. W35 "WY 3 '"”L t-rrnlly afraid. he diclnt want trouhielthat the fishermen use a bottle of essihg posmonu when west led the F"? "MW" P””klV P”l'k3' mowd if it cold be avoided. Prickly Porky ,ircsli,water with a nipple on it for ciui, nine. shun, cnnsinned the forward a step. "GM 0'” M my has uhat is knoun as R oiic-ii'ackibail.” finesse. but he finzilly decided that way. If you don't, you'll be sorr.V." mind. He had visited that house in; Ray Chitwood, Lost Creek. Wash.. his best play was to cash four said he. V ch.-, ground while there was no one if his honorable mention tale is spades, your hearts and one club M”'EY9l "WW5 W bwde Twi around. and he had made up his believed. almost was killed learn- hug men put his mun in the din.' smlm Th” wt 9”” by 'lde' hem mind that he would move in there nlng about a deer with incredible mohd finesse. me" K'0""d' , himself. He felt that because he reflexes. West was very much up against "Ymr" be SW17 H 3'” dcmt get had found no one at hnmr iii:-re, ”Last fall I pretty near got shot 1; mr (hscm-ds on nn. 1193,15 nnd ' he had perfect right to take pos- ulnlo ricer hunting," wrote Chit- spades, but he nave up um low session. . ,W00fl- ”Cvm-inc Rmlmd 8 Wild 1" diamonds and too clubs without Now here were these two young the trail I saw a large buck stand-lrhe slightest indication of dincom- foxes blocking his way. He never ing. looking away from me. (on, Naturally demure, now couid had seen them before, and he, "I shot the deer in the back of have caught the diamond quggn .. guessed that they never had seen the head. He turned around so hut hon. mnid n, knnw in He him before. Ho giirssecl that tliryniiick in sec wliore the shot -came fououuxd up hn; ,n,,n..1(,0.hmnnm didn't know aiiything about Ihnsc from that the bullet. came nutnbe-inn-fmmnhcc by hashing 1115 din. sharp-pointed quills which wvreniween his eyes and went right intowmohd inn; and ieaumg one night now sticking out from his coat in the rifle barrel." to the jack, "rhergupon. west mud, all directions. They might be fool-I ihl! lone queen of diamonds. and lsh enough to attack him and really! lwhcn he laid down the club king, try to drive him :um.V- He dim” So now he held this ground, and.the contract was down two. South want this to liapprn. He wasn't i-rinsed to go back inlo the Greenigcmhiiy losing his manmud ace, looking for tronblr. But he did Forest. I --Vs-:7 want that house in the ground. and ”Douit touch him! Don't touch TALLEST SPIRES he meant to have it. Prickly Porky I him" screamed Sammy Jay, and ..-- is nothing if not persistent. Long there was something in the way he World's tallest cathedral spires long ago he lcnrncii that ho wliolscreained it that made the two at Ulm. and Cologne, Germany, are prwsisls usually acts his own ii 113'. yoiing foxcs hesitate. respeciii'cly 529 and 512 fret high.

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