Page 14 The Guardian Saturday. April 20. 1957

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By JOSEPH Macswl-SEN Ci-'-adinn Press Staff Writer

FORET HILLS. N.Y. (CPI-

Gulliblc-? The suburbs are full of rubes.

The fast-buck artists are find- ing it's easier to fleece subtirhans ites than the Broadway tourist

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-N. Y. Suburbcinites Are Just

As Visitors

who carries his money in his shoe.

And springtime, when the milk of human kindness flows like sap from the maple. is harvest-time for the boys who make their liv- ing without work.

"Before you invest - investi- gate." says the Better Business Bureau of Long Island in a plea to too-trusting householders .and apartment dwellers.

RIGHT MOOD .

The warning hits a responsive note in this oncevexclusive Long 1;. mid C0"!-munlty. where hundreds of towering apartment buildings shelter middle-income folk who

work in Manhattan.

Each evening subway exits erupt with many thousands of hurrying. human beings. signing with rdieftout hr me at escaping to a comparatively be" M!” peaceful haven. in this mood they are ripe for the plucking.

your wallet. OGETLY EBVICEI

Your buck.

Got a lawn to be loamed? Watch 3'0

humus pedlar ho' N0- 5 with a lPl.ICki0:d, oi Then there is the salesman with,

""Wk- Ind lone tomorrow with gallons

velesr of the bot!!! iflildlinl Cl- iterminator. To look at his biili u'd think he sprayed with Chanel

of ”lifetime" plastic pliltl

that keeps out the rain-in drought

CONTRACT BRIDGE

By B. JAY BECKER Quiz

You are the dealer. neither side vulnerable. and have opened one Heart. Your partner has sponded Two Clubs. What do you now bid with each of the following to u i- hands?

1- AA?! CA0-I08 00 utm 2- eAQi VKQOI1 exa quit: a. gut cairn. earns 4.35 0- eh VQIMI OM15 gags

1. Four clubs. There can be no doubt at this point that there is I Same. the only question being the best method to smooth the way toward a possible slam. Partner's affirmative two club re-

. may be based .In as little as to points, but he may. of course also have considerably IIIISPE.

Although there are the values for a five club bid directly, which is a slam try. this course is not recommended because it has the effect of cramping "”' space. Partner should be left room to investigate small and grand slam possibilities.

Thus. the tour club bid permits partner to bid four diamonds, in which case we can bid four spades to identify both the ace and the diamond shortage. This sequence also allows room for a four notrump call for aces.

2. Three notrump. Wiui 18 points facing partner's presumnble 10 the notrump game should be under- taken at once. The jump to three

The swindle sometimes takes , ghoulish-and not necessarily new 6" ""m"u 15 '59 l'l"9?I? 51991" PCl"0d'- -forms. The rtliperatog scans obltu- t ary notices. t en sen s around ex- pensive merchandise to the be- D A I I. Y C R O S S W O R D reared family, saying it has been A30" ordered by the departed. Seldom t ' A-uoibliai is he refused. Thbck”

r ' rha s the o erator will ”""'l, - st-(rid pae ciiatty leti,er to his .'D"i7”ua 5-Viuiib" "friend." the deceased. going 'mP '-WM!" something like this: "Dear John. .'sP"" ""3" how are you. Things are not going 10-0'"""'""" 7-7-On" so well with me and I wonder if 13' s”''V"d 9rA"li-7'-"lYh you could PBY me hick the 325 "' Ge”u'w1”d you borrowed." g ”-39"”

The Long island Daily Press. in 15-50553” an article headlined Rackets That MN?" Bloom in the Spring. spoke in this 10- lndeinltt vein about SH) artists: lrticie

Got a tree with broken limb? Be- :.7'l'c!:'n""i"” ware the quack tree surgeon who'll 1: P ' put it in a splint . . . along with -asap”

N.Cord ”.FIiH.0hil Bore IS.'l'hrow 81. Cause w.Rude dwelling notrump stipulates a balanced hand I1. Cue of 18 or more points. with all un- 82.Sungod bid suits stopped. I8.Er'bium

The diamond king, even though llym-i it is only part of a doubleton. is M.Chimne)'dlrt treated as a stopper because if 35-14"" the suil is opened the king la aure ii-leb.) to take a trick. I3. Deeply

A rebid of two notrump ove r "NW5 two clubs would show a lesser 33 CIFPY OI hand, one containing 16 or 17 '9-VHUK0 high card points. 10. Kirigo!

3- Tue diamonds. As juat stat. -""395 ed, there are not the values for "'E"""""

a rebid of two notrump. the hand u'P"'””" being one or two points short of no the required strength. With no 1-Quit! club honor to help,promote part- 1.11"?"-G ner's long suit. and only 15 high I.Guido'l card points. which is little in o r e highest than a minimum, the notrump re- not:

bid should be avoided.

The two diamond response does not identity to iihrtner any par- ticular amount of strength. it is an ambiguous rebid which may be based on a minimum opening or one with an ace or more above a minimum.

4. Two diamonds. Here the suit lach dav the code letters an different. in which the hand will play best is in considerable doubt. as well as the level of the final contract.

By bidding diamonds now, and supporting clubs vigorously later. the excessuovg,-r a mingrinum openr . p iig bid wi e pictur to part- - . ner. The singleton spade will be Jw ERR PU identified at the same time a nil may prove to be the key to a 9”" 90'"-mii BA'r'ru: DONE-IDNGFELIDW.

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