ALL LOUNGES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL. With this in mind wed like to take you on a tour of the department lounges. This

week we tour Main Building.

The History, Classics and Canadian Studies lounge shows that if you want style, ask the profs We weren't even sure we were allowed to enter the faculty lounge, let alone sit on the has a piano and a dishwasher.

to donate antique furniture— but what the hell is that machine in the corner? furniture. This place is truly swank, it even

Found in a small dark corner, the Modern Languages lounge looks like no one has found it since the seventies.

the first lounge we came across without a microwave, but

The English and Fine Arts lounge Is

does supply you with a friend 24 hours a day.

the Sociology, Anthropology and Religious Studies This is all that remains of the now defunct Philosophy lounge and is hidden in the bowels of

Despite the dead heads, we really liked like home, and they even supply you with a clean the X-Press office.

lounge. Kathy says the furniture is “just 5 [ x.prese january twenty-fifth 1994 page 10]