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DANCE

Sunllysltle Ballroom

Evan Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday

' Eastern Rhythm Boys

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DANCE"

THURSDAY, DEC. 1n y 8, Al Blanehartfs . "'

Orchestra

routs ARE QUEER

In Aitl of Children's Art Centre

Meet your lrlends there tonight.

Always lend a ready ea-r. But don't swallow

all you hear.

i -Pet.er Rabbit .

i “IPoIks ilrc queer." said Pener

Rnllbir. to Mrs. Peter 1n the clear

Old Brinr-pntch. "l‘:\l'l'_\'bO(i_V but. you snid Airs. Peter. Pllcr liYllCliﬂl his hose at her. Thllt is his wny of making up a {lice “You're queer too," said he. IIP‘O4A{S “ho stay at home too much nrr- bouuli to be queer. They don't-

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DEC. 18L and Zlill. ,kiiu\v llhnt is going on in the . . l Glﬁilt \\'0i'!ti." AT 8'80 L)!‘ l "Aiill folks who don't know QUEEN SQUARE SCHOOL IIALL lCliOlllill iu only uhere they are

sale, but lio runnliiig about, poking their noses iutll nlher people's 'llusi- iiess instead oi minding their own, _ nre still nlore queer. decllrﬂd Men.

Peter. This time it was her woblﬂy

HAPIB COAL

We are well stocked with Reading's Famous An- thracite in Nut and Stove sizes. We will have Welsh Hard Coal for Furnaces, arriving next week.

Also COKE, OLD SYDNEY and SPRINGHILL, etc.

W. D. GILLIS ‘G0. LTD.

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Presented by Sulnt Dunstalfs till-p Cluh

-l‘l0.<(‘ lliti: t\\ilt‘llt‘l'.. Peter tlvitehtwi his nose right bflrh :lt hill‘ mid priiiiivrl. ‘Si’ we

‘both urt- queer." silid l.e "But not so queer as those uiio

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THE RUliTnlND-DISCARD BUGABOO

In many deals it is fatal 1o,- a‘

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defender to lead a suit or lvhi_~h. both dummy and declarer are void, because this gives the onemyl the, option o! milling in one hand] “£11219 discarding ﬂ- lOScl‘ lroni the‘ l o er. C R O S S R D c 7 Q 5 U N ‘lalAs pron!’ however. that. the words mus. ‘_ WOOHM b ed M 0 L ways’ or "never" have vcry hstounng mum“? ﬁr,“ N C U T l little standing In bridge. there ere ointmonts S. Scot! (PhIL) u L 3:6“ ‘g0 v dgfenfﬁd shmflfl It. Large a. Hawaiian 21. And not l r o o A Sim l b e lf- éw e null; arteqi pumns 29. Neuter NO I L T.’ _ 11H’ "cause ll “ill not be o.- Ur '.—__ ‘I. Hopklln pronoun T ‘_l' E A \a ue to the opponents. and becausel l1. on». tvu.) 3°.L€8V8 _ °° L -.‘r e "lifeltm play rim" be Just wit-it roorlu ﬁuAllsm quickly 01V c o0 decmcr needs. Let's 100k at a deil:

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h Egg-duped, capacity as. Flap ‘Yentudny’! m": B0111 sides vulnerable union! tEgypt.) 35. Stone * 6 4 3 Booth 16. Greek letter implements, ‘l perm“ v K w 5 2

Thhllien 20. Vase with 36. Self-evident Hue . A m 9 4 athletes utoot truth ‘a Period i‘ 8 6 ﬁ‘ﬂ A. Cries; $7. Monetary ‘of ° J m 9 7 ‘ Q 8 5 Atbonn usheq unit time g N v 7 3 Ida-plant 23.Land- lHung.) ‘SC _'64 w E °Q6z . 0151.011 measure R8. Speaks ~ °"5‘“"° < . J 5 S * Q 5 4 3 wound ll. Single- Imperfectly 46. Observe ‘K J 10 7 2 tlnntd" Q A K Q A Q J 9 8 _ 143MB!“ Q K s 7 3 wading bird ’I A 9 _ p“, The bidding . South “W!!! North EM! . A %II'IQ i 1 Q P888 2 Q Pas; tobacco l fl Q Pass 4 Q Pa“

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" i ‘ ‘€\'§§p?:§gés!ln@ sale lead 01 ‘the U“ made I spade jack. South won. drew

F’ gsifafagrfép 'lX‘lllIl‘,1S in twn rounds, then CilSiicii

- l 513:3. garmeni- , _ ‘ _ Re“ ‘dummy s last. spade, nfter uh.< h

g: H“ dale exited with the lice and anoil er

n hagmem 'C ‘west on lcurl with the club tci

Dow); ponzluded that declnrl-l 11nd really

'I1_ nude stripped his own hruic‘. 0i clubs, .1 Go fol-Wm‘ and West decided that he would 8. Marahy not let South discard a diairlniid Inendowl _ from either hand while he rulfetl

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in the other. S0_ to prevent this, West shifted to the diamond jnnlz!

1t was not a happy thought on West's part! DecE-nrcr plnylcd dunlmys diamond ace, tlleniinossed ngninst Ensts queen and ti]: optimistic slam contract was ‘home "

west should have done some counting! Assuming that declarur had no more clubs. the" his origin- nl distribution wlis clearly two ispzldes. five hearts tlvo clubs. and four diamonds. With that holding, what good could it possibly do him

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One letter simply stands (or another. in this example A is used Yer the three L's. X (or the two 0's, etc. Single letters, apos- trophiu. the length and formation o! the words nrt- :.ll hlnPi. Each dav the code letters are different.

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‘lBy Thornton W. Burgess)

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dryiy. bolieve evrything they hour." II

tortcd Mrs. Peter

"What. my dear. have you hPﬂlYi that you clout believe?" nsked Peter.

“This talk I Iieav every your rib this time about signs that it'll what the winter will be, hard or mild," replied Mrs. Peter.

"Then you don't believe that when Jerry Muskrat hiis an extra thick iur coat it is because the winter is going to be extra cold ailti hard?" asked Peter

Mrs. Peter stamped u toot inl- patiently. "Listen, Peter Rabbit." said she. "It Jerry Muskrat ﬂ-‘lll Mrs. Jerry are wearing extra tlizzk coats this tall. I hear they are, wliy aren't we? Why would MOLMT Nature give them extra thick CFVUS and give us thin ones? Mme is thinner than usual and yours looks no thicker. Those Muskrats don't need extra thick coats 01w

|bit more than we do. They don't

need than as much as we do be- cause‘ they don't have to be o-lt and about in bad Weather as we d1. When Mother Nature gives every- body extra thick coats maybe i'!i hclicve it Is u, sign. But it you ask

lme Jeri'y Musltrntks thick coat is ‘no more a. sign that

the coming winter is going to be a bad t-iio than our thin mots are that It is going to be a mild one. And you know very well that we don't know a. thing about it."

Peter scratched a long ear Willi a hind foot. “Our coats arent any thicker thnn usual for a fact. I hadn't thought. of that. O1 course Mother Nature wouldn't treat Jerry and Mrs. Jerry any be*t.~r than she does us. thut kiud. You are right as usual, my dear. quite right," snid he.

"And what need or extra. thwk husks has corn no mutter wluu. the weather may be?" demanded Mrs. Peter.

Peter didn't know. He. shook his head. “Queer what people will be- lieve isn't it?" said he "Did you hour whnt Bluoky the Crow said about Woolly Beilr? He. may have curled up {or the winter because he kDOWs cold lveathei ls conltilg soon."

"P0011!" retnrtcd Mrs. Peter. “He doesn't know any more about what. the winter is going to be. or how soon it will be here, than does Jerry Muskrat or the corn. "Vthy shmild he? He is nothing but a Caterpillar, He'll sleep all winter nnywny, so vvhnt diﬂez-ence elm it make tn him to know what tuc lvonthei" will he. He locks as il he is wearing a fur (out, but I don't believe it is real fur. And I don't believe the thickness 0t his coat is any more or l]. sign than Is LIIC thickness o! Jerry Musltratﬂs coat."

"It isn't. the thickness o! his coat that 1s a sign." sold Peter.

"Then whnt is?" asked Mrs. Peter.

“rile color o! it." replied Peter.

1t a Rabbit cruld iziggle I an: sure Mrs. Peter would have Blﬂlglvli. “What in the world has color tu do with it?“ she cried.

“WeiF you know how he dreesel. blnok nt both ends with a band o! brown between. They say that it that brown bnncl Is wider than usual there will be an extra mtill winter. It the rand is narrower

to discard n diamond from eitlcr Jiriiid? West should have contiuzuni; [with n club or u spud». nnd South l

'_REPSWGY.

Yesterdays Cryploquote: l TOUCH ON THE LAST STAGE

thnn usual the winter will be hard. I don't sny I believe ‘i, but it lr. whnt folks say." explained Petrl".

0P LIFE WITHOUT HAVING FORESEEIl ANYTH1NG~ ‘inevitably; would hnvc lind to coxl- "Folks are queer," said Mrs. FENELON. cede l1. CUILITIOZld trick Peter drylvv. Ll'L ABNER 3V AL Ci”

AH wokrr oznlzlalrnlzl.’ AH ADMIKZES #0125 visors. szr RIGHT oowu AN’

SLOD A SPELL. MAH NAME IS PIG-GAL,

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WISHT AH courb 5T0? AM’ FLOP - BUT. EF TH’ ofnlk GALs SEE ME RE5TIN‘ IN THET

AH ll Io TIRED UCHASIN’ eovs m THtS SILLY RACEH-PERSONALLY, AH PREFERQ I WGS-AIJFHOLJCIH

’ rams. wuss MlTCHELLT

OH, rr ISN'T 1mm. IT'I ‘PHI SWIIT HAPPY THE WAY THE THlNes vALlkll _ ram. TURNED OUT.- SAID ABCUT MI! 1... 1 Jus-r an’? rec!

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King of

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DONNIFS ecnimi CAN'T FIND 'IM...HE AIN'T‘ m ‘m’ GYM.

I SEEN 'lM

WITH BEANIE WHEN I WAS JUMPIN‘

IN QVEMBER 3Q, 1949

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THAT'S FUNNY‘ MINE ARE LIKE ice _ll

MM-- MY FEET ARE NICE AND

no YOU QEALLY THINK MR-BUDGELL LEND us TH’ MONEY '9?

NOTICIN’ rr-- ?

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HOWM I GOIN"TO GET UNCLE WILEY’S PICTUFQE OUT OF TH’ HOUSE ’T\-IOUT MY MOTHEQ

BRINGING UP FA rHER r... ...

w. I WQOTE DOWN valw‘ l I'M 00w TD SAY-

, THIS WILL. BE AN AW l rut. 5H0 .'i< TO new < now I'LL PQACTICE IT

NCE MO

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MEBBE WE SI-lOULD HAVE woQkEl) FOR UNQLE BEN~ STEADDA BOQQOV/IN ' TO e0 IN BIZNESS FOR OUR- GENES--

“nuom NOW ON vouwE 60w‘ TO DO A5 I SAY < I'M THE AIIALTFEK? or: THIG HOUSE AND ILL awe THE ORDEIPS - FUDTHEQMOPE -- '

IFBEJ FEEL THAT WAY A T THE @O< - WHY DON'T YOU BE k MAN AND TELL HEP i’ AND TAKE THAT GTUQD LXK OFF VGJQ FACE -

THAT GIRL WAS USING A SPlRiT BOARD IN THE TEADOOM- I WONDER HQW SHE

WHAT I I cor-y

I WAS NEVER so IHSULTED IN Mv LIFE, Pom-lg;-

JUSTALLCF A SUDDEH MR-SEUZER ELSVJ UP AN? HIT U5 OUT$HIS 90%