53 itariusé (Nov.22—Dec.21)'
For all you unattached Saggitar— ians,.this is your lucky week! Before mid-week you'll meet your, life's partener._ Take it cool; everything will fall into place on its own.3 ‘ r ' ca ricorn: (DecL22-Jan.21)
iGood time to finish up all yOur ‘christmas shopping to leave lots of time for relaxing before the big day. _Think of getting those nails trimmed or _
those teeth filed for an extra—festive look.
Aguarius (Ran.22-Feb.21)
This is a good- week for
tying up all your loose'
ends- finish off all your projects and assignments.
Get lots of sleep too.
Aquarian resistance to
minor illness is low this
week. — ‘
Pisces (Feb.22—Mar.21)
Try to stop worrying and
V let your hair down.So what
don't suit you.It's not worth worrying about. You know you always pull through in th nd,so relax. Aries(Mar.22-April 21) Time to start getting in some much—needed exer- cise.Try skating,—-it will_ . strengthen those big muscles— may even help you catch that elusive someone you'vebeen pursuingl 'Taurus(April 22- May 20)“ All the hard work is going to pay off,Taurus.You'll come out on top in the end. Remember to take some time out of the study routine to "let your hair down".All work and no play... Gemini (May 21—June 20))) You're going to make a big discovery this week,
.Twas thefnj‘gn‘t before D-daiy,
The moon on the breast
'Twas the night before ' Of the new—fallen slush
Christmas, ‘ I And all thrmugh 'the Made everything eerle, campus, Ermtic and lush.
And then with a twinkling,
7 Was heard on the roofs, The prancing and pawing 0f tiny, weird hoofs.
‘Way up High
; Were millions of elves; Having a-party — ’
Making fools of themselves. They were dressed all in fur From their heads to their
- feet; » _ ThoSe costumes were gorgeous,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even the Panthers.
A stocking was hung
From Memorial with care,
In hope that a bottle .
Would land itself there.
The girls were all nestled
In Bernadine's beds, z
While visions of tall,dark and handsome
Danced in their heads.
And mho'd settled,in Marion, For their long winter's naps,- . 1 But the_gir1s and the guys Splffy’ In their crazy party caps. When out on the field,
There arose such a clatter, All fell from their beds
To see what was the matter.u They crawled to their feet, They just had to know;
They opened the curtains
And smashed the window.‘
And what to their drooping Eyes did appear,
But a giant truck
With many cases of beer! With a great big driver
So drunk ahd so stupid —
I knew in a moment
It couldn't be Cupid!
quite‘sweet!‘ I They were chubby and plump, Quite jolly little elves, And most acted quite fruity. In spite of themselves.
A wink of an eye
And a twist of a head, Soon sent all our students Back into a bed.'
They spoke not a word
- But went straight to their
work ‘ .Cleaning out all the stashes; Dope's for a dope but not for a jerk. “ Then sprang from the windows And down to the truck; Cursing and swearing_ They didn't give a duck. But they were heard to , exclaim ‘ . as they drove out of sight " Merry ChriStmas to all And to all Submitted sincerely, Santa's Claus '
Louder than trumpets He yelled and he shouted AS he passed Ont the beer, Was he sober ? I doubt it! NOW Schooner! Now Mooseheadl NOW Blue and Ten-penny! ’ 0n Alpine,on,Molson's,o 0n Oland's and 50! T0 Bernadine,Marion, Memorial,Blanchard Hall\— NOW drink away,drink away,v Drink away all! I eY rushed from the doors Cross campus afloat, d each poured the cool
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9 _ _ s ‘ s Virgo(Aug. Zl—Sept. 20) You're likely to have a small obstacle in the
way of happiness this week.Something to do with family,probab1y.Think
it over but don't discuss it with just anyone.Wait and it will solve itself. Libra ( Sept. 21-0ct.29) Time.to Start trying to lose some of those extra pounds before Christmas. 'You'll feel and look better. Get lots of fresh air - you'll feel better for it. Scorpio(0ct. 23— Nov, 21)_ Things are starting to look up for you,Scorpio.Your black days are coming to an endLTake advantage of .your own good humour and make a few early holiday visits to all those "hard to-get along with" rela— tives. '
Gemini.Could be a very pleasant surprise for you 'Ior someone close to you. Keep your eyes open and your wits about you. Cancer(June 21-July 20) Going home for Christmas, moon—child ? The wait and the excitement will be - well worthwhile7-as long ‘as you don't mind having others plan all your time for you.Remember people are as anxious to see you as you are to see them.r
Leg (July 21-Aug.20)
This week may seem terr- ibly long and dark to you,Leo.By the end you
may feel like packing
'it all in.DOn't despair—- someone thinks you're pretty special,even if
he doesn't always show it. Next week will be brighter.
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hrist—
The Cadre has merry C mas on top of it.
is coming
It's time for all good residence kids to visit their parents.
when
You become desparate and use
You put your booze in the the Cadre for wrapping paper.
window to cool for the Residence party and it
freezes solid. There is a tree messing-up
your living room.
The 6 committees you are .on each have a Xmas party, and you have 6 drunks planned ( except they are all on the same night). '
The Cadre staff gives a.bon ,of crayons to Earle Arsen— ‘ault of the Journal Pioneer.
You don't know whether to go home for Christmas or go spend it with Santa.
U.P.E.I. really is covered. by the Qoddamned snow.
The highlight of your holi— day plans is to watch T.V. with your dad.
ImoSt.wanted
fPegs for Crib Board. Apply Berna- dine Hall, ask for Jim.‘ -0ne pair second—hand, good condi—
tion, size 15‘sneakers. Apply gym, I. . ask for Sky_ You re really happy :
-One toupee, size 7 , preferably 'MERRY CHRISTMAS 3 thick and bushy(but\not afro). Apply
S.U.Office, ask for Mickey. -0ne Editor, anything half resembling
You're happy to be going home away from the Cadre.
The Conspiracy
having brains accepted, must not be a r3§f;;flh* bore.Apply CADRE staff. I g: ifxi~ (5 cf) One person capable of snap decisions m‘o o g r11 and able to back them up and stick to , ‘1’ o 2 them. Apply Personnel Board,ask for g? égi r03. Percy Downe. it] g3: >3; z, -Persons with problems,write Dear I: is, ‘égb an m Murna. . . ‘ a; " 73 g —| (5 —One fat man, must be jolly, must ‘93-‘96 45:9? ('6‘ have beard, to work as replacement on 5 3 5?; 3 =3 J%u holidays. Apply North Pole. ; ffga‘wj‘fi E 2’ —Wanted immediately, one, new writer c1 leaf/m '2 for this column. 5 iii ’ __