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CORNBOIL ’ 89 The Society would like to thank all those who made our

Cornboil a PARTY. Special thanks to our corporate sponsors:

Moosehead Breweries; |

(Socke MacDonald) — Coca-Cola;

(Carl Murray)

Olde Barrel;

(Mr. Bernard & Clair Praught )

Moosehead

Olde Barred COKE

Q:WHAT DO YOU FIND HARDEST ABOUT UNIVERSITY LIFE?!!

ARTSIE

- deciding what to major in

- keeping high enough marks to stay on the deans list.

- having more than 3 classes/week and going to them all’;

~- having only 6 days per. week of free time . - BEING AN ARTSIE BUSINESS mi reLioy, policy 1. és ~~.tinding>time to.go to -the movie pub.

coat not owning enough Polo shirts

- only having one ski trip per year.

MARTONETTE

- eating cafeteria food

- having to sleep and. shower with other guys.(but this is not really a problem)

- wearing ugly jackets

- sneaking sheep’ into rooms and then keeping them quiet

- BEING A MARIONETTE

BIO

- dodging cars while collecting roadkill on the highway for our’ labs.

- trying to get fruit flies to mate for genetics Lab.

- having to walk 4 flights of stairs to get to our labs.

~ BEING A BIO

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po feeding lab rate; and teaching them how to count field trips to Riverside and not being able to leave. ~4 sharing Psych 362 '@°%$#@ Engineers.

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ENGINEERS

- 18 assignments per week

- not having enough money for BEvERages

- not having enough BEvERages

THE JOKES OF THE WEEK

1) This bio walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The bartender hollers,"Hey, wher’dya get that?" The PIG oinked, "Yesterday at the auction.”

2) This business "student"(I

think that’s .what you call them) took a beautiful girl back. to her place. The next day his. friend asked, "Why were you home so early last night?".."Well, he replied. We were sitting around having a great chat and_ she suddenly

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3) Q:What’s the one thing all marionettes share ???? A: A RAM--ME’S condom.

4) D? Ya here about the business student who bought a pair of ski-doo boots ?

He went through eight pairs of laces trying to start

them! !!! 5) Q: Why do doughnuts have holes in them??

A: So "security" can keep an eye on their coffee!!!

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