The Panther Prints ¢*

ye} desperate measures for desperate people

Paper People,

It's been an entire se- mester now. So... D’ya miss me?? Huhhuh? D’ya? Huh?

- That Damn Dead Elf

Paper People,

I met your computer, what’s it doing over here on my side? You guys just aren’t friendly enough with them. They have feelings, you know. You have to treat them with some respect. ‘Course, some do have a slight ‘tude prob- lem...

- That Damn Dead Techno-Elf

Alla Youse,

We’s numbah ONE! We’s numbah one! Suck be you! Nyaaaaaaah!!!! That Damn Dead EIf (Exiled to the middle of a swamp in NB PS - Guess who gets Hot Choco- late, Tea, and Cookies and more DURING his exams? Really, I do. I love my prof!

Dave, Please remind me to park somewhere else.

- Joyce

Brody,

Hey, looking good - love your hair - Joyce

Yearbooks are in. Turn to page 83 to what is out. Free CD to the first 20 people to come to the

PPrints office with the correct answer. Stick,

Hey, Sukah! Too bad

you missed the A-Team, foo"! - B.A. Baracus

Peppermint Patty, What's your glitch?

Matt at Toban,

How do I join The Watchmen Fanclub? I hear you're the president.

Samer,

Hey Guy. What's go- ing on, Guy? Did you get your blankets back, Guy?

Hi Karen, Sorry I missed you last week.

Julie,

How could you forsake us for the folks downstairs? Sob, sob.

- Baba's

James @ Bandersnatch, You're wonderful, and beautiful, and smart, and sexy...blah blah blah...alack, alas, there are so many people trying to woo you...blah blah blah... you know the rest.

I need a Valentine. within.

Apply

Jason with the Cool Blue Headpiece,

Please watch your step. We don' t want you to fall and not be able to rebound so quickly. - Melissa and Karen

To the Homie I met in the 80s, I think you're Da Bomb.

You're stoopid, phat and all

dat. You da man fo me.

- Your Gangsta Gal

To the Cute Guy who picked up a Yearbook,

We'd love it if you'd come and get another one. - Yearbook staff

19 yr. old, hyperactive, SWM seeks friendly zebra for dis- creet encounter. Apply to BML, c/o box 423, PPrints.

Wayne, Sorry about the "n" -- I

tried.

- Ssssah.

Zed, You're so cute; all the girls love you... and boys, too.

Goat boy,

You may get the pic- tures... the negatives are mine... How do you spell "blackmail"?

- Snaphappy

Photographers,

Avoid the NDP. They ripped me off. - Ripped Off

NDP, You still owe me $60. I'm glad the Tories won.

- Ripped Off and Miffed

Hi Jenn! Great Job! To reiter- ate, "hi!" Great Job!

Pimpy T Clegg, Thanks for the Birth- day Pen in the lavish wrap-

ping paper.

we

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Everybody likes Star Wars except for Mary.

Has anybody seen Guy?

Hey Phlegmy Blend, Nice Strat! You suck! - Lego Arm

M.L.E., Jennitrix, Messila, Thanky all forthe happy

birthday celebration.

- Forever Young 3

et/Dry 44

To My Ex, Splplpplpipliiitt!

Does anyone know where I could get carrot cake? I've been to four restaurants in Charlottetown, to no avail...

January 21, 1997

THIS WEEK AT THE

PANTHER Loy NG?

Wednesday Cool Blue Halo

Wet/Dry $5

Thursday Simon Cotter

Wet_$3. Frida

Lugnuts

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