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Up Comic 4 i) got to me; it was Robin, with his Chavarvece: 1 gr ae e432 \“jumpin’ catfish”, and his “holy | en can macaroni, Batman”! Day after day!

It wasn’t the crime fighting that

Finally, I ran him over with the

Batmobile, and it was all *burp* " \ downhill after that! 1 ucd ion.

Ask aboul the Canadian Forces Regular Officer Training Plan for

Men and Women.

* have your education paid for by the Canadian Forces at a Canadian military college ora mutually selected Canadian university upon acceptance.

* receive a good income, tuition, books and supplies, dental and

2 health care and a month's vacation if your training schedule allows. fr; IRE if : wasnt for f EN * choose from a large selection of programs. * have the o} rtunity to participate in a number of sporting and Tex Ne Puotons! TAKE Sthe Pine Viredé és a oe : stiead GeneRATion as z [give x @ good ; * on graduation, be commissioned as an officer and begin work in

od as the Spankings ) your chosen field.

a {? For more information on plans, entry requirements and pan + h opportunities, visit the recruiting centre nearest you 0 é or call collect — we're in the Yellow Pages™ under or are € eee ™ Recruiting. foll owing $

Choose a Career, Live the Adventure.

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Caphing Lt Worf has plasg I3 are Leaping the Romulans have |\a toi let on deck 4 a us Surrounded dnd dre _| threatening fo flood the

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for THE REST OF THEIR Lives! AND ITS FREELENTER THE TWR VIA THE FLOOR ACCESS POOR Ow THE NORTAEND OF THE PACIFIC CoOL! SEVM! AND PLEASE ,WEAR LIGHT, BRIGHT CLOTHES AND aoe THE DOOR BEFORE Y Y OPEN'THE CURTAIN.

“There's a terrorist on board, Sir! He has a porcupine!”

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