Specialist, Pitney Bowes of Canada Ltd., 10,000 Cavendish Boulevard, St-Laurent , PQ, H4M 2V1 or fax: (514) 956-2272.

Student Services is looking for Summer Resi- dence Cleaners (competition # 16S95) Appli- cants must be hardworking, friendly, and have good communications skills. Application dead- line is noon March 30, 1995.

Student Services is seeking a Residence Mailperson for 1995-96 (competition # 17895). This person will be responsible for delivering mail to/from residences, including some bulk mail from the residence office. Salary is $500 per semester. Deadline for applications. is March 30, 1995 at noon.

Student Services is looking for Conference Assistance for 1995 (five openings - competi- tion # 15895). These assistants will assist in residence cleaning for the first few weeks as then will serve as front-line customer service professionals for the conference season. Wage is $300 per week and summer accommodation on campusis provided and required. Deadline for applications is Thursday, March 30, 1995

at noon.

Aborigional Masters Recruitment Program has 4 openings for students who will be gradu- ating from a recognized university Masters program in June of 1995 and are of Aboriginal ancestry.. Program will provide personally- tailored accelerated training anddevelopment opportunities. Deadline for application is March 31, 1995.

The CP Prince Edward is presently seeking individuals forsummer employment from May through October. There are positions as As- sistant Maitre D’, 2nd Cooks, Ist Cooks, Chef- de-Partie, 2nd Cook (Pastry), Room Attend- ants, Stewards, Servers, and Bartenders. If you are interested in applying send an appli- cation or resume to Human Resources, Box 2170,Charlottetown, P.E.I.,C1A 8B9. Appli- cations are available at the Career Develop- ment and Employment Centre. Application deadline is Friday, March 31, 1995.

Lucy Baker School, an all girls school, in Warburg, Alberta is seeking Teachers in a variety of disciplines. Send resume and cov-

ering letter to school. Deadline is May 01, 1995. More information at the CDEC. OVERSEAS OPPORTUNITIES:

Frontier Expeditions is looking for explorers to join current expeditions to Vietnam, Tanza- nia and Uganda. Expeditions operate in 10 week phases. For more information and to- apply see the Career Development and Em- ployment Centre.

Career Development Institute has openings for ESL and Software Applications Instructors in Beijing, China. Return airfare, mandarin lessons, bicycle and gym membership, and comprehensive health coverage are included outside of salary. For more information visit the CDEC on campus.

The Bok Ji Corporation has openings for English Instructors in Korea. Send a resume, a copy of your passport, and a copy of your diploma or graduation letter and transcripts to: BokJi Corporation, Yang Chun P.O. Box 8, Yang Chun Gu, SEOUL, Korea. Benefits in- clude a rent free room and some travel ex- penses. Application deadline is March 31,

1995, Further information available at CDEC. Korea Services Group has openings for ESL teachers. Applicants must have-a four year degree in any area and must be prepared to

_ honour a one-year contratt. More information

available at the CDEC. English Academy for Children has full-time positions available for English Teachers in

- Japan. Sendaresumeto: English Academy for

Children, #503 Green Plaza Bldg., 292-1, Asahi, Tomobe T., ibarake Pref., 309-17 or fax: 81-296-77-9594.

Au Pair has nanny positions available in France, Germany, and England. Positions are available for 6 months or | year. Registration forms are available at the Career Development and Employment Centre.

Youth Challenge International is looking for volunteer Field Workers and Support Staff in various locations through out Central America. Interested applicants can find more informationabout the projects at the Career Development and Employment Centre.

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PERSONALS

Dear Aladdin & Jasmine: Better dust off that magic car- pet and fly away to another land if you want to stay to- gether!!

Love the Girlies!

DLH,

1 am looking forward to the day whey we are finally to- gether forever. I am espe- cially excited about my pur- ple picket fence. I cannot wait to see you out in the hot sun with no top on and real tight jeans. I won’t rip the jeans off you until after my fence is built. Then, we will break out the whipped cream

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To the general public: Acertain individual who must remain anonymous, and whose name is not Andrew, did not get his driver’s license until the age of 22.This is a secret... don’t tell anyone! Pitster’s Anonymous

I thought | told you never, ever to chew gum ever again- - especially not in public. You have. been a bad bad clown, now you must make animal balloons!

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To K.F.

I keep wondering just when we will have some time to spend together again-- I think this sucks a lot, but I guess we

for a little longer. When it is all over, we should have our own private party!

Always, G.K.

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