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. have received an offi- .1 request to hold open ."Ugliest Man on Campus" test for.another week‘

. leader, Bob Palmer(afe tionately known as Bar- iead to the football coa— ing staff) maintains a

1m lead over second place 2 MacRae, 6 votes to 5. expect a dramatic turn events in the voting by xt week. A large slander— srabble from Memorial U.plan to stuff the bal- tbox in favor of an, as t unnamed, unfortunate etch from their midst. gretably, I received my, rst vote last week. I

not happy. In any case ere exists plenty of op— rtunity for anyone to mtake the leaders. Abs— te final results next . ek. After the dust has

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settled, and some hideous horrible, hulk scrambles into first place in the

Ugliest contest, a new con- test will begin. The open— ing of the "Campus Drunk" contest starts next week. Prepare now the names of your favorite bleary—eyed boozer, alcoholic arch-ri- val, or falling down friend. Every Saturday night, the Social Committee presents a Discotheque at the Barn. Preliminary information re— rports that it will fail rmiserably. I think it's an interesting idea and I hope it works. This is for you people who complain I

that there aren't enough ev- ents on campus during the H weekends. It may work if the Residence people lead the 'wayl As Disco Tex says, "Boogie Woogie Woogie, Right On, Love is Here,Baby."_ We've heard many vile in: _criminating rumours around campus these days many of them without an ounce of

truth. I deem it my responsi—

bility to dispell these fab—

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rications. \ There is no truth to the rumor that Mike Hennessey

‘once broke his leg when he

fell off his shoes. There is no truth to the

,rumor that Loco Gallant has

been awarded a Rhodes Sch-v olarship for next year. He could not accept it because

he'll still be at UPEI next year.

There is no truth to the rumor that Marion

'.Morrison is really a dis—

guise used by Mickey Place‘ to gain entrance to the girls’residence. No truth at all.

There is no truth to the rumor that Jim Charuk of Mt. Allison is a woman.

I hope there is no truth to the rumor that several people mentioned in previous Streetwalker articles are seeking to do bodily harm to the writer of said article. But there may be truth to the rumors that infra-red cameras-were used by the Photo Club members to snap incriminating pictures of couples in the throes of passion. So keep your doors locked.

As this goes to print, =Maintenance is on strike and have picket lines at each entrance to campus.

By the time this issue? hits the streets, Jose Fe—

, liciano's concert will be

a thing of the past. In the USA, Jose became the first l person to really change the National Anthem. He sang his own version during the world series in a fiery flamenco st’Qe with a thick Spanish accent and very '

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‘Late Mail.

Dear Streetwalker:

With reference to your request for votes on the ugliest man on campus, I feel I have found a candi— date who has thus far gone unnoticed.I wish to submit 3 million votes for a Jon Paul MacIntyre- It is my belief , which is also the belief of a number of my

. associates, that he has got

to be the ugliest fellow a— round. I mean, you'ge got ,to admit, he is ugly.

PS: OtherS' that should not go without recognit- ' ion are:

Kip Puiia—2,999,999 votes John Gallinger-Z million Derek Key—2.5 million

‘Chris Brennan—1 sympathy vote :Ron Baker-10 compli mentarim ‘Herm MacNeil—S congratulat—

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Joyce Burnett-2 feminist ' ’ votes.

Prof. Earl Vonnacot - 311’ votes (yum.yum.yum)

And just to make sure Jon

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Saying goodbye hoping all

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