Friday. Feb. 24. 1956

The Guardian, Page 9

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iiiits. Jon ms HER AWAY To get your way have others do It.

Make -up your mind. and then ..sticIt to it. 1 -W -Mra. Joe Otter. .

.l.ltlIe Joe Otter was upset. He

was so upset that he was cross. People who are upset are likely to l)(' cross. it shouldn't work that way, hot it does. He had come home to find an empty house. Mrs. .lnr- wasn't there. When after sev- eral (lays she didn't return Little Joe went looking for her. At long last he found her very snug and CfllllI0l'lBbIe in a great hollow log that was in.-ii hidden among young evergreen trees. ”'Vl'hy aren't you at home?" tie- iiiantled Little Joe. He didn't de- mand it pleasantly. There was a snarl in his voice. .

"1 am at home." replied Mrs. Joe. .

"You are iioi at home and you know it. Home is over in the bank by the big pool where we've been living ever since last summer,"

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"It may be your home I) it isn't mine." replied Mrs. Joe mild- y.

Little Joe Otter lost hiii temper. He said a lot of things which he shouldn't have. That always ho p- ens when temper is lost. lie thr t- enedrto drive her home. She paid no attention to him. She remhin- ed curled up in a comfortable bed of leaves way back in the old log. Little Joe knew better than to try to pull her out. All he could do was scold, and the scolding didn't have any effect.

"What is the matter with the old

land told them: "I've nothing to say

Strange But True by I. ll. MacArthur 'lbro'n'to police said a woman rammed her automobile into the aide of I police cruiser recently

and if litalk I'll lie anyway" That's toiupg the truth ey? A Chicago banking house once

a young chap, they were consider-

eern spoilt highly of the fellow. His father was a Cabot, his mother . Lowell. Further back in his fam-

troe there was a blood Apple- tn and other: of Boston's first families.

Four days later the Boston firm received a curt note from Chicago saying that the material supplied was inadequate. ”We were not," the letter said. contemplating using the young man for breeding pur- poses.

The little-l stormy .petrel fears neither waves nor weather. Day and night he remains in the air. riding out the worst storms with- out reiiting. On calmer days, he literally walks on the water, beat- ing his strong wings and pattering his tliw feet on the surface.

home?" cried Little Joe.

"Nothing," replied Mrs. "but I like this one better.”

"I dont." retoried Little Joe.

"That dnes1i't matter. It isn't your home, it is my home." said Mrs. Joe.

"I mean I am going to stay here. You don't need to stay unless you want to," replied Mrs. Joe.

Then Little Joe began to uint out why he didn't like that ol log for a home. ”It isnit close enough to the water." said he. "Anyone coming along here can come right in. The entrance ought to be under water and you know it. No one. can see us when we go in and out of the old home, but over here any- one who happens to be around can see or coming and going."

"What 'do you cai'e'."' asked Mrs. Joe. "Who is there around here we are afraid of'.' I like it here and here llani going to stay. I liked this place the first time I saw it and I made up my mind right then that hose is where I'm going to make my home." Mrs. Joe said this in such a decided way that there was no doubt she meant it.

Little Joe went off in a liuif. He went back to the home in the bank beside the deep pool. ”She'lI get tired of It over there and she'll come back here and be glad to.” said Little Joe. and tried to make himself really believe that. Mrs. Joe didn't come back. Little Joe atood it as long as he could. then

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lhl went back to see her. Mrs. Joe hadn't changed her mind. She liked her new home in the big hollow IIOR and she made it very clear ltliat she intended to stay there. 4

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p MONTREAL (CPt.- Hamid M. Long, 56, prominent Montreal in- dustrialist and ivartiine assistant to former finance minister J. L. lls- Iey. died Monday night following I lengthy illness.

A native of Buffalo, N. Y.. lie; ,was president of H. M. Long. Ltd . isteel railway, industi'lal and ma- rlen supplies. official Canadian re- presentatives of the iiritlsli iron and Steel Federation. the Hrilisli Iron and Steel (Jorporation and the British heavy steel industry.

He was also president of Harold

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A writing case which had laid on a table unopened for 105 years. contained a sheet of postagel stamps-originally costing about one

000! They are the property of the Duke of Buccleuch, Scotland.

An Orlando Jaycee was hauled into traffic court last week for making a wrong street turn. ”l didn't want to turn." he told the judge. "But then" I saw a sign. tNo U Turn' sol did."

"lied 3 B9'l'”l"V”'m9”'- mm I0? find the three missing cards of a down the are or the is first to I lettor of recommendation about suit in one hand. rather than divid- discover the true stntemgf affairs. Ed 1-1. Smith had some cause for Uiilortunalely. however, after tak- lna employing. The Investment con- unhraldtns fate in the deal be1ovv- ing the first trick with the ace of but he certainly should have in- hearts, South elected to lay down eluded himself in these reproaches. the dlaliitinil ace-and of course he

I . of hearts, and when North spread 5lal'””"'l'3l has probably his com- the dummy. South y pleased. If the-missing trumps lay Shlllild haw Pllitefl West With llmll dnuan They mm "cemly for E20":-iildt':'csiIariIfl lhgyraitartytveasii-3,sSl9lIlfi(t.liIllzzlhalaitl ilowii tlic diaiiiond king would only have to guess how to for his ”luok” at the suit.

Ana Khan. 78-year-old leader of bed must of last week. his wife the lsmalll Moslem sect. is recur-isaid Wednesday.

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By Josephine Culbertson

FATE HAD A HELPER Since it lii.always bad luck to hall(IIt' the suit--whether to lay

Grandma

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West dcslcr. Neither side vulnerable. cretion. - . A 6 5 3 1 liist-ussiiig the hand, South in- Q.ll' sistcd that if either defender had 9 K7 1, all three missing diamonds, "it ;Q 10 cerlaiiiiy figured to be West." The . R Q 10 ' Q I latter Smith reminded his partner) g 9 1 4 .N o 7 5 1 .IlafI opened the bidding and theI'e- It UK Q I W E 5 3 lure could lie presumed to hold g C 3 every .- -I . i - if g-.. S as at in ii...i'"liZ"'ii..E)3.ZZ2e.i'".?? fdiies. g .5 04 the kiiu:-qticcn of hearts and the 3: m dlallllllllll queen. thcse honors would :- ma -- ' ii i . M -- O A -I 10 9 5 5 2 in (-if Illzlrltyijzlgscfdbutjiut (Alice M Q5 K '7 spade -uliicli was "further vid- -- 17" bidding. euce” as to the location of the dia- 2 West North East South """"l W99"- IQ Pass Pass 24 South's View of West's probable Pisa SN Pass 40 Iinidiiig was siiperficial. A player P”! 50 P355 30 vvliose opciiiiig bid was obviously PIS! POI! PMS light should lie credited with good

west d-ecidcd to lead the km2IdISll'll)lllI0ll-H two-suitor, for in-

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Take the South African Pendulenel Tit. for instance. To outward ap-' pearances it's tree hung nest seems- to have I wide open entrance to All enemies. But that inviting door. is a fake that leads to an empty chamber. The real front entrance is a self-closing door above. which. can be pushed open just enough! to admit its owner to enter

it doesn't pay to eat too niiirli and grow fat. when you cnnsirit-r' the expanse account.

There are still a few things one can buy for a dollar, such as nick- els, dimes and quarters.

Even birds areiable to fake.

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The character of the. honest man is the most enviable of all qualit-

than it is to be important.

Thieves who broke into the caf- eteria of a high school in Kala- mazoo, Michigan, took three ice cream bars and put 35 cents in the cash register. The bars sell for a dime each.

Fire ripped through Harold Rumiiey's house near Watkins Glen. N.Y., leaving 31000 damage and I dead mouse. The mouse crawled along a wall of the brick and wooden structure, came upon an electrical outlet. and poked its nose'ln it. A short circuit followed, causing the blaze.

Are you superstitious? if so be- ware of 1956. Three Fridays fall on the llith. days of three months. The first of the so-called unlucky days comes in January, the sec- ond In April. and the third in July. But the New Year holds an even more appallng prospect for con- firmed bachelors. it's leap year; girls can do the leaping.

So far as holidays go, this you- offers no long week enda. Christ- mas will be on Tuesday Palm 'Siin- d8.V will be March 25. and Easter will he observed Sunday. April 1. Labor Day comes in September.

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