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he staff consists of: Cami Doiron, Jill Warburton, .lim Lai, onathan Orlowski. Don Lane,‘ James. Connolly, ‘Bill Harwood, nny Mullen, Ron Lewis, Howard Beanie, Bob Stanley, Robert adrogéGoodland. Mike Zinck, Sheila Land, Marlene Cole, Margo

base, Mel Wilson, Brian Linkletter, Ken Spenceley, Shelli Wheaten, ob Kelley, Nils Connor, G.R. Boswell, Karen Coughlin, Janet I rmstmng. and Heather Kelly.

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iews expressed herein are not neewsarily those of the Student Union, he staff or of anyone in particular. We reserve the right to edit copy or spa , style, or legal reasons. Letters to the editor must be typed. ouble spaced and submitted before noon on Mondays. All letters

us! be signed, by their authors, but names may be withheld upon ansultation with the editor. Phone 566-0629. Staff meetings are aid on Monday, beginning at 6:30 p. In. All students are welcome a join the staff. _

SOCIAL Commmsa

Interested in social life at UPEI? How about trying to help plan it? Attend the meeting Thursday, September 19, 6:00 p.m.. in the Panther Lounge. ‘ The social committee will help generate new ideas and organize social events. We need your help. Sign up at the Student Union office located in the SU Barn, Monday to Friday, 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. .. UPEI ALUMNI ASSOCIATION SCHOLARSHI

A UPEI Alumni Association Scholarship valued at $500 will

- awarded in 1985-86.

Following are the terms: Applicants must be full-time students in Senior year at UPEI carrying at least a normal load of five courses per semester and scheduled to graduate in May 1986.

The award will be based on academic performance and I

financial need.

The award will be for one year only.

Applications must be received at the Registrar’s Office

no later than noon on Tuesday, 15 October 85. Applications are available at the Registrar’s Office.

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i There’s more than one way to to run 1935-86 UPEI Student Union Fall Elections

Nominations open on September [2 at 9 a.m. for the following positions on the [985-86 5 U Council: Two Senate reps

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One Board of Governors rep One Science rep One Education rep Ombudsman Nominations close September 23 at 5 pm. The election will be held on October I and 2.

Murphy’s Law(s) for Students

1. If the course you wanted most has room for ‘n’ students, you will be the ‘n + l’ to apply.

2. The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

3. The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library. Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out. a

. The night before the English history mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

5. Class schedules are designed so that every student will

waste the maximum time between classes.

6. Pocket calculator batteries which have lasted all semester will fail during the math final. Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective. '

7. When reviewing your notes before an exam, you will be unable to read the ones on the most important subject.

8. The more knowledge you have of a subject, the more confusing you will find the multiple choice questions.

9. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture

you missed about the one book you didn’t read.

. In your toughest final — for the first time all year the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to ou.

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