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SAINT JOHN, N.B . Aug. 31-

vited to the tall training camp ot the Harlem Globetrotters. protessy ional basket-ball team. Last spring, at Vancouver. Thomas led Assump-

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(‘By ’ThOl;nt0l1 W. Burgess)

Ho really hes no use (or ears Content to know not what he

hears.

—01d Mother Natures

Musky the who isn't a Beaver wen look like one, lives on one oi’ the lower slopes Mountains of the Far West. was sitting in his . underground home. I call hﬁrn Musky because he carries a scent very like which Jerry Muskrat is so 10nd o1.

"Listen!" said Musky.

"I'm listening, but I don't hear he." said Mrs. Musky a bit

nlllemnllul anythi gag-so; frettully "You will it you keep still and really use your ears. plied Musky.

This time Mrs. Musky did hear It seemed to come

through the- ground.

some sounds, suoh as

Mountain Beaver, and doesn't

0i’ thﬂ High

There l " re-

He

that

to them You know made by

“lbs listening, but. l’ don't hell’ mythlng," said Mrs. Musk! I

wPh-“ﬂldie Thm“ “"11" tlon Colleg oi’ Windso in its at» sounding the ground. do travel llitfrettully com Windsor. Ont.. who tonight tempt to If", m, M111... cage along or through the ground as Polllillmd ll baseball “mu Wllh title from Vancouver Clover Leafs. well as through the air. Mr. and ,

Saint John Dodgers, has been in-

NAPOLEON AND UNCLE tun

BY Clifford McBride

Bl/Cfy

Mrs. Musky have good ears, very good ears tor such sounds.

“What do that?" asked Mrs. Musky.

"I guess you mean who. what makes it." replied Musky. '

"All right, have Who do you suppose makes it?"

YOU

know. and there is no use in sup- posing about things you don‘t know. But I want to know. and I mean to ﬁnd out." replied Musky.

"How are you going to find out? What good ‘viii it do you it you do ﬁnd out?" Mrs. Musky wanted t0 know.

Musky answered tho last ques- g tiorl ﬁrst. good it will do me except that I ‘ will feel better for knowing. may not do me any good aside Xrtxn that. but it won't do me any harm. That is sure,” replied Musky. "There it is again!" Mrs. Musky. "Somebody is making it and I've got to rind out who.’ declared Musky in a very positive voice. He was growing more curious with

passing minute.

toward the nearest opening in the root o1 their tunnel a little below the surface ot the ground. see they spend most oi’ their time underground as Gopher and Miner the Mole.

suppose maltes

it your

do Grubby

DO!

way.

retorted frettul Mrs. Musky. She wasn't really interested in that PERFECT DEFENSE sound.

"I don't. suppose. 1 just don't In the malvrlly of deals perfect

defense involves a careful estimate. based on available information, of the precise pattern of GECIBTEYIS hand. This is what exPEll5 "*1 “getting a count." and the value

of this process is illustrated in such a deal as the following: "I don't know what we" ‘dealer, I, North-South vulnerable. “ 4s K J 1o s a (I10 6 5 3 2 4b 3 exclaimed A" 7 ti"; N $2 8 3i g 1o s s 4 WS E g1 j Q 10 5 Z eﬁA K 8 3 Q 7 He started ‘J a Q a K Q J a ll I You "in 5 4

me This deal occured in the recent

.. Terrn-ol-Four Championship held E wzvkgdfxesksire you going? died atbtlhicago. The bidding at one "Out to see what I can see." re- b“ e prmeeded- F'- plied Musky. “Are you crazy?" demanded Mrs. West North East South Musky sharply. Pass Pass 1 a]. 3 Q ._. _._ "No.' replied Muslty over his Pass Pass Dble. Pass shoulder "Just curious." Pass Pass

DA I c R O S R D w F‘ l. la Mgfultlllﬁfig cam so mm" med Lookin for a ruﬂ West opened ACBOSI DOW]! 17.0rgan or l 5| l- " Mu“? {mpgfd f” ‘ "mmm" the ace tgai hearts and ioilowed up

ll. Guides l."l‘ibetan‘ hearing 7 ‘ u ' " T '~ why can‘: 1' he d‘ma“d°d as with the seven-spot. East won with 6. Dried priests 20. Fiexes : ‘ ° Q ‘ 5 t E he“ listened l" m“ sound “M” the queen-and then had to be very morning- 2. African 21. Typeof ' L f; “ If, is daytime‘ It is “gm ‘um’ careful. it he was to collect every glory root antelope architecture , o o ,. T g 1 . "51?’ “id mi; Musk” k t possible Paint in Penalties! Suppose. .11. Apportion sAssociats 23. Jolt o u s s o a r l. s what o! l.“ asked Mus Y 3“ for EXBEIIPIS. that East. shifted to a2. Beetle 4. Speck 2s. Gun o ‘FA s u t "on h? ‘“d“‘.‘f“.?“" M, trumps. lh llle. have of Pmmlllls I3. Fortiﬁed I. Stopped. as (slang) r L ‘c I o A i. mm t“ be s“ y snapped s‘ his side's club tricks; l. e., to keep ' island an engine 26. Writes i \ 5 A Ii . Musky‘ You km” very we" that declarer from ruffing a club in (Mediter- o. Oriental marginal * l’ l a I w” 3° m" “'1” “t "M" °" W‘ dummy. This would. of course. lel Plnean) country Qxplgnatlgn; "t ha!“ m” l" a while wk“ View south collect his seven trumps ILCoupleI 1. win, g1, Embank. asters-y"; louver dark day‘ The“ is “° “m” "3 without interference. and. tailing 1&5. Some l rgcqyug]. mm! ab“; what enemh-‘f, Wm‘ Sh”? eyes ‘gay credit for the 100 honors, he would 16. Marsh! I. Past ofort 35 Accumulate be watching" she w“ cross‘ T at suffer not only a 400-point defeat. a meadow participle 28. Shipbuilding 37: Genus ot 26151-12? ‘K156341122; wiﬁidil? rﬂ? orﬂfuppcsﬁ tmth East, conggﬁgg

B. t ' ' wi anot er g ear . 59. 32:31- ol it. tlrvlslgdue 30 Scot.) 89 ail-Etudes 2%? ma): ggﬁgexérégshim‘ worry could simply discard his spade. with ' ' “ ‘ ' the same outcome.

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When he then played the

THE GUARDIAN,‘ CHARLOTTETOWN King of The Royal Mounted

PAGE THIRTEEN

by Zane Grey

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I" u" the“ “ndergmund and wonder clubs; i! South rutted the third gum and “’°"d°r Mm?‘ mo“ Smmds‘ heart high. West would eventually f etmifend cmwslty wwldnt let mm‘ get his trump trick. So South was Da o swine "Bey careiul. I still think you held to 51x of his Seven "Solid"

art are silly. Probably a big Raboit or "wmpsv and had to pay a net perk “WIN H-are is stamping the ground and a“ of 70o poinw ejactulatlon that is what We hear." cried Mrs. " y 31°“ °' Mllekll- ISH VILLACE LIT glacial ice “No Rabbit ever made a sound vAxcouvEk ("F-l- Masurlum like that,“ muttered Musky as he isym.) heard the sound again. Resort The heart story: "Mlisky Doubts WALSKENI Norfolk‘ Englmﬂi Distress l-lls Eyes. sap‘. sqcpvrhe only street lamp 8'5"“ Walsoken. unlit for 12 Years. 15 1° Km“ °' SYMBOLIO cnowN be lit tor one year at the “Pew °l mmn“ 14o Vancouverites. Aumon‘ The tiara the papal triple crown. The Canadians read a r9110" m!" Onto!“ is a symbol ot sovereign power the parish council coulrinot II-ifOIll A""“""“°' ond not sacred, .ls is the mlire. £3 ‘los. m4» n year for the 8M bl"- Eauwu’ =0 they each subscribed n dill"! B-nd :33?“ Q9... $14 Now there is talk ot an

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