The silent victim. This jeep is ticketed in a reserved It should be noted that this car is obnoxiously yellow. spot, which is clearly marked “Tow Away Zone.” One it matches the yellow “X” which clearly denotes “No of these days your lazy fat ass will get towed. Parking,” which means you can’t park there.

Holy Crap! Does Anybody Know How to Park Anymore?

Lines are now clearly visible, and parking on the road Bad parkers, beware! If you have any outstanding forces people onto the muddy shoulder. More tickets Pa rt 5 of 7 tickets, your ass will get towed! Much to my delight, are being given, and tow trucks are warming up. because all | dream of is tow trucks and asphalt.

by Thomas LLOYD

As the snow disappears parking lots now extend over Six people are illegaly parked here, which seems to the new found grass. Please do as this car does. happen every day, and it’s becoming annoying.