" " I mind my own business,” was the brief and

MISCELLANEOUS.

Con.—If one of our people in the East be found kissing a Turkish lady. can he be charged with embracing Mahommvdanisinf

A Goon Siior —A physician who resides in the southern part of I.ondoii, visiting a pziiit-nt at the extreme north, was asked by the sick man, if he did not find it very inconvenient to como such adistance. " Not at all, sir,” replied ttie son of Esculapius, “ for having another patient in the next street, I can kill two birds with one stone.” “ Can you, sir I” replied the invalid; “ then your are too good s shot for rue," and the MD. got his walking ticket.

Huarouit on -rriu BaNcii.—A Scotch judge. on passing sentence on a man who had been convict- ed of stealing a donkey, expressed s hope that the penalty awarded might impress on the prison- er’s mind the injunction, “ 'I‘hou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass,” “ Nor anvtlting that is thy neighbour’s,” interposed another on the bench. To the latter, the prisoner re lied, “ It will be time enough to tell me that, w en I come back. " it You had etter make the most of your first interview,” rejoined his lordship; “ it's by no means safe to cultivate our acquain- tance."

Ban I‘IABt'l'.—-“ Frank,” said an affectionate lady the other day, to a promising young Amer- ican. " if you don't stop smoking and reading so much you will get so, after a while, that you won’t care anything at all about work.” “ Mo- ther,” replied the hopeful, leisurely removing a long cigar, “ I've got so now."

Trio Oitnsu or Cr.:aNi.tNtr.ss.--“Go to Bath.”

SPturto.—'I‘hs vegetable Shooting Season.

LIGITIMATI Sport-i-.—'l‘hose who fish for com- s

pliments deserve to get a bit .

AMERICAN Oooi1'v.—The Americans have -strange names for their settletnents. Mr.John Davis. when travelling in “ the States,” met a lad in the wilderness, and asked him “ How far, mv boy, is it to Frying Pan!” The boy replied, “ You be in the Pan now.”

A WONDERFUL WOMaN.—A governess in her advertisement stated, that she was “ complete mistress of her own tongue.” “ If that’s the case,” said a caustic old bzitchelor, "she san’t ask too IIllll'lI for her services."

Tito newspapers state that the employer at the Mist are busily engaged in striking offs number of sovereigns. We trust that the Emperor of Russia .will be the first to undergo this process.

WHAT articles of dress do twins resemble?- A pair of kids. in is a kiss like creation ?— Because it is made of nothing, and yet it is something.

vacx doctors are considered drivers of the “ last stage" of disease.

A ws:s1-trim editor wishes to know whether the law recently enacted against the carrying of deadly weapons. applies to doctors who carry pills in their pockets.

Bonnier: appear to grow frightfullv less. and before winter Sets in. it is probable, that a large rosette ﬁxed on the back of the hair will take tn-ir place.

A l‘ '-’\V ‘IIV3 ~Ittit' '_ rt" :1 ‘\'--rti~ ‘ tr--it '1,'\'ii: | rod in .i iiioiiiitig piper for ;i " Iirte/i wotiiaii." Did any of our readers ever see a woman of that frail material I And is it any thing similar to what the niggers call a cotton girl.

An idler meeting with one of the strolling or- gan players, was inclined to engage in conversa- tion with him, and asked him, " What part in the grand drama of life do you perform?"

IIASZA1tD’S GAZE'I"l‘E, DECEMBER 12.

Carding Machines. etc. VIVIIE Subscribers offer for Sale Curding Machines. Macltine Cards, Crank Plate, Cleaners, \Vool Pickers. I’ower Treenail Machinery on it new cori- struction. Orders puuctunlly attended to. Address John Morrice & Son, Suckville, County of West- iriorland New Brunswick, or David Stewart, Char- Charlottetown,July I8, 1835. lyxt I bnder the Patronage of Mrs. Daily. A BAZAAR will be held, (D.V.) on the 27th c Dszcnasnltt next, in the TIIPIIAIICI HALL, by a Committee of l.adies appointed from all denotninations,on behalf ofthe poor of Cltarlottetown and its immediate vicinity. N B.—No relief will be granted from the Bazaar Fund to residents in the Island, who may remove into Charlottetown alter the publication ofthis Notice. Contributions will be thankfully received by the uudermentioued Ladies Mas. Binrs‘iu.e, Butws-run,

Mus. Li.ovn man,

Conls, Miss E. McDorur.n,

-Dunn-ant, C. MCDONALD, Miss 3, Dstssnisax, Mus. MACIIIION, Mas. Foitaarr, ultuair,

’. GAUL, C. Panama,

Grunt. Puitnist,

H. Haszaao, Rico,

IIIAID, SNODGRAII,

.l. HINSLIY, C S1-swans‘,

lD. HODGION, Tucxna,

Jnivxixs, Wai.xs:it,

LIVER COMPLAINT.

AUNDICE. DYSPEPSIA, Chronic or Nervous

Debility, Diseases of tho Kidneys, and all diseases arising front a disorder liver or stomach, such as Constipation, inward Piles, fullness, or blood to the ltead, acidit ~ of the stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, disgust for ood, fullness or weight in the stomach. sour eructations, sinking, or fluttering at the it of the stomach, swimming of the head, hurried an difficult breathing, ﬂuttering at the heart, choking or suffoca- ting sensations when in a lying sture, dirrtness of vision, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in the head, deficiency of perspiration, yellow ness of the skin and eyes, pain in the side. hack, chest, Limbs, &c., sudden ﬂushes of heat, burning in the ﬂesh, constant imnginings of evil, and great depression of spirits. can be effectually cured by Dacron lloot-'r.aatn’s c:i.|:nita'ra:u

GERMAN‘ BITTERS, prepared by Du. C. M. Jaoirsosr, Gertnan Medicine Store,

.)\’‘o. 120 Arch St, one door below Sixth Philada. Their power over the above diseases is not excelled, if equalled, by any other preparation in the United States, as the cures attest, in many cases after skilful physicians had failed. .

These Bitters are worthy the attention of Invalids. Posssssin great virtues in the rectification of the liver and lesser glands, exercising the moat searching power in weakne and affections of tbs digestive or- gans, they are witliul safe, certain, and pleasant. Testimony from Maine.

Ca P1‘. Darrin. ABBOTT, Brooklyn, Maine, July I6, I843, says: "I was taken sick one year ago, last April, upon my passage from Havanna to Char- leston, S. C. At the latter place I took medicine and procured a hysician, but for ten days coiildobtaiu no relief, no a esp or appetite. At last taking up a newspaper having your advertisement of‘ HoefIand’s Gertnnn Bitters’ in it, I sent for some immediately, this was about If) o'clock, nt II o'clock I took the lint dour’. ataul ziii--llii-r at ti v’<'.lot:l{. The I‘lII’(‘l tutti no rapid no run, that I had :i goodappt-tits for supper, and-rested well that night, and the nextday found me a well innn. I have not been without your medicine since, having been sailing between Baltimore, Char- lesion and the West India Islands ever since. I have now given up going to sea, and reside in this place, where you slisuld have an sgency,as you could sell large quantities of it."

Jon. B. “ALL St Co., I’resqus Isle, Aroostsolr Co., Maine, April 24, I864, say: "We herswitli

pointed reply.

A Rli‘.l.lIIl-‘.—Th6 gentlest task-master we ever heard of was a blacksmith who used to say every evening to his apprentices, V‘ Come, boys, let’s leave off work, and go to sawing wood.” That blacksmith must be a brother of the- farmer down sast, who, one season, when he was building a new house, used to try to get his hired men out with him to play“ dig cellar by moonlight.”

Tire CHANNELS or Al-‘l'lc'l‘IoN.—-A sentimental chap intemls to p~iition Congress for an act to improve the “ channel of affection.” so that henceforth the“ course of true love may run smooth.”

SEARCH FOR wiv:s.—Wliere do men usually discover the women who afterwards become their wives, is a question we have occssionlly heard discussed, and the custom has invariably become of value to young lady readers. It is certain that few men make a selection from ball-rooms, or any other places of pttblic gaiety, and nearly as few are infltienced by what may be called showing oﬂ'in the streets, or by any allurements of tires Our conviction is, that ninety-nine hundredtha ofsll the ﬁnsry with which women decorate or load their persons go for nothing, as far as husband~catching is concerned. Where and how, then, do men find their wives? In their quiet homes, at the ﬁreside, where the domestic graces and feelings are alone demonstrated.

‘lines are the charms. which most surely attract the high as wall as the humble. A aittst these all the Inery and airs in the word sink into lnslgslﬁssncs.

send on a certiﬁcate of n curs performed by the use of on y one bottle of the German Bitters, vvs thinlt Mr. Clark to be a man of veracity, and have no doubt sftlis truth of his stor ,”

Messrs. Joe. B. Ilalidt Co.—Gentlemen—In ans wer ts your inquiries, I will state that my daughter, aged about I6 years, lind been complaining of a pain in her side, for six or seven years, and about the first January last, was taken down and confined to her bed. 'I‘he pain in her side was very severe, besides being troubled with pains between her shoulders and in her breast. Prom rendingu number of cores por- fcrmed by "Hooﬂnnd‘s German Bitters"I \\':is in- duced to try it in her ciise, and sent to your store and purchased one hollle. She had taken it but a few days when she began to improve, mid new, .-itlcr tak- ing only one bottle, she is enjoy itig better health thun she has for cars. She feels no pain in her side or in any part of er body, and attributes her cute entirely to the German Bitters. \Vii.i.rAsr Ci..utx,

Salmon Brook, Arooatook Co., Me.

You should bear in mind that these Bitters ttre :iv'riiu:i.v v icurra at.i:, thereby possessing udvan- tztgcs over most of the preparations recommended for

similar diseases. For sale by respectable dealers und storekeepers

generally. '1‘. DESBRISAY. 81. Co., General Agency And by

Mr- Lsswur. Owns, Gsor stown,

' Enwaan Gorr, Grand ivsr,

' Eovuitn Nsinnsuss, St. Peter's Bay, “ J. J. Faasun. St. Eleanor's,

' Gxoaon Wioorrl-rorr, Crspaad,

" Jas. L. Housais, s. -" Was. Donn, Bsdeqss, " Jaasls PIIOIOI. New Lsadss.

Fall Consignments.

Tea, Candles, Soap ct Dry Goods. Ill". SUBSCRIBER line just received, on Con- signment, per ,/inn Reddin and Sir ﬂlexanrler, front I.ondon and Liverpoo _ . .-\ii lixtonsive Assortment of Goods, in pail, viz: 134 Cheats and ltalf chests of superior TEA. 30 Boxes Sperm CANDLES, 30 do Mould do. 60 do very good SOAP, 20 Bales and Cases MERCHANDISE, con- sisting of . Blue and fancy Prints, Orleans. Coburga,'&c. Grey and white Cottons, ready niadeCLO I‘HING, Cloths, Doeskins, Ste. —JIIao on Hartd— _ . A lar s I.ot of Cooking, Franklin and Air Tight STOVES, Casks of Metallic Paints, _ Sofas, Bureaus, cane-seated and common Chairs, &c.

JAMES MORRIS.

O. Oct. 26. s

The Infalllble Remedy !

PILLS.

ins

sitrsii-r:i.as or EIGHT veins’

DURATION

CURE . Copy of a Letter from Geo. Sinclair, Esq., of Paris, Canada. dated the 18th July, 1854. To Professor Holloway. Sir,—I feel a pleasure and a pride in bearing witness to the wonderful beneﬁt ‘I ave derived by the use of your inestimable Ointment and Pills. For eight years I suffered unceasingly from attacks of erysipelas; large purple blotchea came all over my

and burning, which affected me both night and day, rendering life a misery to me, as well as to all arsund,—so severe was the attack. I used several reputed remedies without deriving the least cessation to my misery. At last, I determined to try your Ointment and Pills; after inking them for a few weeks, it visible improvement took place, and I fee considerably better ;—in three months, by continuing with your medicines, I was completely cured, and now enjoy the best of health. The truth of this statement is well nowu here, hence there is no necessity for ms to request secrecy. I am, Sir, yours respectfullly, (Signed) GEO. SI CLAIR.

ULCIRS IN THE LEG,—-REMARKABLI CURE.

Copy of ts Letter from Mr. Edward Tomkinson, of Cape Breton, JVom Scotiu, dated the 4th Jllay, 1854. To Professor Hollows .

Sir,—h y sister, in Jane Tomkin-ion, suffered for a great number of years from a bad leg; in which there were several deeply seated and old wounds, defying the skill of some of tho tnost eminent of the medical faculty, a variety of remedies were also used unsuccessfully; and it seemed to me that there mot not any thing capable of mitigating the agonies .-‘lie endured. At length, she had recourse to your Uintnient and Pills, and after using them for about five weeks. slis was completely cured, after all other tnenns had failed to afford her the slightest relief. I liuva no objectioti to tlieso facts being published, if you feel disposed to make thetn known.

I remain, Sir, your most obedient servant.

(Signed) EDWD. TOM KINSON. A BAD BREAST CIJBED VVHEN AT DEATH’S DOOR! Copy of o Letlrr from Mr. Hurry Jllalderi, 0 Three Rivers, Canada West, dated July 9th, I854 To Professor Ilollovvtt .

Sir,—My wife su cred most severely after the birth of our last child with it had breast. There were several holes in it one as large as a hand; till the devices and stratagems I tried would not lienl them, but it assumed an aspect more frightful thnrt before, and horrible to behold. As it lust resource I tried your Oititinent und I'ills, which she persevered with for seven weeks, nt the expiration of that time her breast was almost well; by continuing with your remedies for two more wee ‘s, 5 ie was entirely cured, rind we offer you our united tlinnks for the cure effected. I am, Sir, yours truly,

(Signed) IIICNRY MAI. )I~IN. 'l‘he Pills should be used coujointly with the Ointment iti moat oftlis following crises :—-

Bad Legs Cancers Sore-throats Bad Breasts Contracted and Stiff Skindiscuses I urns Joints curv Bunions Elcphnntiasis Sore-hettds Bite of l\'Iosqui- Firtulas Sore-nipples

toes and Sand iout Soft Corns

' Glandular swellings Tumours

Coco-bs Lumbugo lcers Chiego- sot Piles Wounds Cliilblnins Rheumatism atvs. Chapped hands Scalds

Sold at the establishment of Professor IIox.i.ovvax , 244, Strand, (near 'I‘empls Bar.) l.ondon, and by all respectable Draggists and Dealers in edicines throughout the Civilized World, in Pots, at is 3d, as Ed, and be each. '

There is a considerable saving by taking the tar or sixes.

. B.—Dirsctions for the guidance of patients is svsry d arsaﬁxod to each pot.

GHJIGE. T. ;IlASZAIDAgsst

body; in addition to the unpleasant feeling ofitcliingl.

News for the People! ’ ‘IIE G001) SCIIR. ‘Sir.uvNoiv.' has arrived from BOSTON, and brou_-.:ht for DODD‘S BRICK STORE, a Choice Lot of all sorts of

AMEliICAN GOODS,

be sold by the Subscriber Cheap, and on ’ THOMAS w. DODD.

which will good tertiis

6. MOLASSES, FLOUR, AND

Corn Meal.

U8'I‘ RECEIVED per Scltoonsr Juua. and for Sale by ROBERT BELL, Queen Stxtare. 20 Puncheons Choice Porto Rico OL 150 Bbla. Superﬁne American FLOUR, 50 do CORN MEAL. Charlottetown, Dec. 4, I855. di Ex.

Dry Bircli Plank Wanted. HE Suuscnrnun will pay Casi for DRY . BIRCH PLJIJI/‘K, from 15 to 8 inches in thiclrness.-—Apply at Haszaus Gs Ovv:rs's Booz- s-roam.

PATRICK HICKEY, Cabt‘n¢t.’tluker. Nov. 30th, 1855,

HORSE POWER FOR SALE. N Excellent Horse Power suitable for either a 'l‘hresliing Machine, 'I‘urner's Lathe or Circular

Saw. Apply to GEORGE SNELGROVE. Kent Street, Charlottetown, Dec. 4th, 1855.

GOALS! GOALS ! ! 40 CIIALDRON Pictou COAL, Just arrived and Charlottetown, Dec. 5.

for Sale by JAME PURDIE. Silent sorrow.

CERTAIN HELP.

Nurnerour Extraordinary, Anutornicut, Explo- natory Coloured, Ertgratiings. In Si: Languages. Ptﬂy-third Edition. Price 2s. 6:1. in a sealed envelope through all Booksellers, or rent post fres from the JIuthor,for 42 Postage 8 am .

THE JIIEDICJIL ./IDVISER on the phy- sical decny of the system produced by dsludlvs excesses, infection, the affects of climate, &c.; wit reriiarks on the treatment practiced by the Author with such unvarying, success, since his settletnent in this country. Rules for self-treatment, &c.

By WAl.'I‘EIL DI-I ROOS, MD., 85. Ely Place, Ilolborn Hill, London, where he may be consulted on these matters daily, frotn 11 till -I. Sundays ex- c

e ted.

Sold also by Gilbert, 49. Paternoster-row, London; \Vatt, ll, Elm Row, Edinburgh; Powell, 15, Wear. tnoreland-street, Dublin; and through all others.

Dr. D: Ruos, from long pructical experience in the most celebrated institutions ofthis country and the continent, has had, perhaps, unusual opportuni- ties of observing the peculiarities relating to the physiology, pathology,and general treatment of the disorders referred to in tlts above work, and hav- ing devoted his studies almost exclusively to this class of diseases. he is enabled confidently to undertake their removal in as short atims as is consistent Mo. safety.

Pnasons in ANY PART or Tl-ll Wortut, may be successfully treated by forwarding it correct detail oftlieir case, with a remittance for Iedicines, &c. which will be returned with the utmost despatch, und secure from observation.

The C0./VCE.VTR.dTED G UTT./E VI VJE, or I'rgctuI»Ie Life Drops, ufo recommended to all those who have injured themselves by eurly excesses, and brought on Spermutorrlimn, Nervousness, \'Veak- ness_ I.:inguor, Low Spirits, Aversion to Society, Study or llusiiiesa, 'l'imidity, Trembling and shaking of tltelhtnds and I.it'nbs, Indigestion, I-‘latulcncy, Shortness of Brestli,Coygh, Asthma, Consumptive Ilubits. Dininess sf Sigllt, Dizziness, Pains in the Hood, dzc.

'l'heir almost marvelous power in removing conta- minutions, Secondary aytriptotns, Eruptions, Sore Throat, l'iiins in ilie Bones and Joints, Scurvy, Scrofulu, and all other impurities, must be felt to be believed. 4:. 6d.; 11s.; and 33s. per bottle. The £5 I‘:icknges, by which £1 12s. are saved: and the £10 ptit-kaigcs, by wlticli ri still greater saving is effected. will he sent front the Ii.-tshlishiitent only, on receipt of the uniouut per draft on ti London house, or otherwise.

P./1IJVSiri the lt.’1('Ii’. GR./I I'El., LU.7flB.d- G0, RIII2‘ UJI./l'I‘IS.M, (y'0(/T, Imli'gesti'on, Bile. Flotulericy, Headache. Nercousricsr, De- bility, Iﬁsctiars of the Bladder and Kidneys,

Stricttirc, cl-c.

THE C0.)III’0l7..‘V'D REJVJI. PILLS, as their name Renal (or the Kidneys) indicates, are the most safe and etliczicioutt remedy for the above dan- geroutt complnints, Discharges of nny kind, and Diseases ofthe Urinary Organs generally, which if neglected, frequently result tti stone in the bladder, and u lingering. painful death. They agree with the iriost dclictue stomach, tttrerigtlien the digestive srguns, increase the appetite, iniprovo the general health, and will effect it cure when other medicines have‘ utterly foiled. Prion 4:; 6d., lls., Gt 83s. per Box, through all Medicine Vendors.

UJRD JIIJVST the rcrommendation of rpurious or other articles by rtripitrtciptrd Vendors who thereby obtain a large proﬁt. To protect the PUBLIC against FRJ UD. Hrr Najcst 's Hon. Commissioners have directed the words " am-an Da Roos, Lortnorc," to baprtnted in white letters on ths Stamp qﬁzsd to the above, to iivritats ‘which t's_/‘stony.

Sold by HASZARD I OWEN. Qassu Sqllﬂs Chttrlottstsws.