Yo Mamma Jokes 223.

This is much like the common 12- pack you'd find at the local beer store, but instead of containing 5% alcohol, they've been injected with 100% hilarity

1. yo momma watches so much tv that when its dark in the room, she still knows where each button is on the remote and can navigate through the channels with relative ease.

2. yo momma bakes so many chocolate chip cookies, she can whip up a perfect batch without looking at the chocolate chip recipe, rendering it utterly useless.

3. yo mamma walks the dog so much that the dog is in remarkable shape.

4. yo momma flies so much, she racks up large amounts of frequent flyer points and later redeems them for free flights, on account of her frequent flying tendencies.

5. yo momma eats so many donuts, she has come to be known as "the donut lady" at a select few donut establishments around town.

6. yo momma rides the bus so much the driver, ted, knows her by her first name.

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7. yo mamma uses her calculator so much that one day the buttons will probably fall off, and ultimately she will have to buy a new calculator.

8. yo momma takes her vitamins so regularly that each time she goes to the doctor's office, she receives a clean bill of health.

9. yo momma owns so many hats that for christmas, she asked for a shelf designed specially for hat stor- age which she, upon receiving the gift, put to good use on account of her extensive hat collection.

10. yo momma is such a good driv- er she has never once gotten in an accident, resulting in alarmingly low insurance rates.

11. yo momma goes to church so much, she can sometimes remem- ber whole verses of hymns without referring to her church-distributed songbook.

12. yo momma reads so much that she's developed a vast vocabulary, which has directly resulted in her nickname "the walking thesaurus" among her close group of friends

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